Richer people can be really slack with their money
By KelvinQuick quiz for you. What kind of HYS thread has no instances of “Gordon CLOWN” or “Nu Labour,” and no-one complaining about the awful tax burden they’re under?
Why, one about the economy, of course.
It’s not in gov’s interests to employ an uncontrollable currency not based on “trust”. So WE have to do it, freedom loving people.
I say use ENERGY as the currency standard. It would fluctuate far worse than gold, but so what? You can’t corner it and liquidate the whole standard. NO RISK.
Transfer of it is already on a huge grid, so maybe it helps eliminate artificial currency.I ask you. Wouldnt converting to that standard instantly eliminate oil-speculation and gouging of consumers?
[ozhika], Salem, United States
This is a perfect idea! All we have to do to stablise the economy and oil prices is make oil and money directly equivalent. Also, let me tell you about my brilliant idea for eradicating AIDS with the patented no-condom fuckathon.
I’ve stopped buying a newspaper because the same publisher also prints a free newspaper and it’s distributed at railway and underground stations. I’ve also cut down on using the car to take the dogs to a large park for a walk. I now walk them there. It’s benefits myself by helping keep me fit, saves wear and tear on my car thus lower maintenance costs, I spend less on petrol, I’m emitting less C02 or whatever it is called into the environment.
[PoshFenTiger], East Anglia, United Kingdom
Your sacrifices have not gone un-noticed, PoshFenTiger. I just hope it’s enough, otherwise you might have to cut down on your energy bill by heating your house with your enormous sense of self-satisfaction instead.
People need to shop for leisure, but everyone has different tastes in expenditure, but yeah i’d agree richer people can be really slack with their money. They don’t and do work as hard as anyone and in a lot of cases they simply don’t work anywhere near as hard as people with a lot less. Poor people can waste smaller amounts of money the same. Controlled expenditure is wise and good and maybe makes us think more about life matters.
Nick, S/Shields
I like vanilla ice cream but also chocolate is quite nice, that doesn’t necessarily mean that chocolate is better or anything but yeah I do like it better sometimes. Although sometimes I prefer vanilla so I suppose it is better except when it’s not. This is why Ben & Jerry’s is a good company please give me an A* Mr. Business Studies Examiner.
‘I ask you. Wouldnt converting to that standard instantly eliminate oil-speculation and gouging of consumers?’
No.
‘It’s benefits myself…’
Astonishing. Not so much posh as retarded.
Can I please have my brain unravelled? I think Nick from S/Shields has and has not broken it as much (and in some cases far less then) someone else who didn’t and did break it.
Less C02 “or whatever it’s called”? IT’S THREE SODDING CHARACTERS. Also, driving the dogs somewhere to walk them?
Thanks Nick. My brain is now hurting. It’s hurting because I’m trying to think down to your level. Please go and boil your head you suppurating weasel’s flange.
As for Posh, it’s not that CO2 you need to be worrying about mate. It’s the DiHydroMonoxide that’s the REAL problem. but no-one’s discussing it. It’s a BBC/Guardian plot to stop us using our cars and use ethnic peace bicycles or something. DiHydroMonoxide is a killer. A universal solvent that simultaneously kills small children and increases your insurance premiums. It’s known to be used by peedos and dirty, dirty immigrants too. Them Muslims use it as part of their religious rites and all those Tube Bombers and World Trade Center terrorists had used it on the days they carried out their attacks. Drug lords use it in their evil trade and the Taliban have been seen shipping vast quantities into their mountain strongholds. Gordon Clown permits and even sanctions the use of it. FACT!!!! Fat Cats are getting rich off collecting vast reserves of it all around the UK. Stockpiling it in dangerous conditions that pose a risk to the lives of the innocent and unwary. Worst of all the ZaNuLaBore pinko liberal commies are using the NHS to force people to take large quantities of the stuff on a daily basis. You couldn’t make it up!!!!!!
OMFG!!!11 A FREE newspaper you say?!?! Not noticed you’re on the internets yet? Bless.
Shopkeeper: That’ll be three kilojoules please.
Me: How do you want it? I’ve got a pocket full of loose oil, or do you take Esso? Oh, hold on, just remembered, there’s a full barrel of crude in the back of the car …
So if the park’s in walking distance, why was he driving there in the first place? Was he not doing any walking at all? Just letting his dogs run free in the park and shit all over the place? But now he walks to the park and then lets them run free and shit all over the place?
“C02 or whatever it is called”
Chemical terminology is a bitch, ain’t it?
What?
BEWARE!!!
From the people who brought you ZaNuLiarBore and Gordon Clown….
Heeeeere’s:
Wake up people of Britain you are ALL being ripped off by YOUR governBent.
Rev Brown, northampton, United Kingdom
GovernBENT ??!!
Genius ? Or about as interesting as a puma’s puny penis ? TELL ME!!1
To give him credit, at least he’s not burning tyres in his back garden in defiance of the “EU-led climate con” that so many HYS twats believe in.
Top marks for Government, but you must be able to slip our leader’s name in there somewhere.
“Gordvonb(r)e(w)nt”, perhaps.
So when IS my brain going to be fixed? I’ve read the entry again and it’s now hurting so much that it doesn’t hurt at all as much as something that hurts a lot less at a previous time in the future. Tell me!
A bloke from British Gas came round and gouged me the other day. It was well ace. Although we’re now both on the register.
Bloody rich people spending their money like there was no tomorrow on luxury goods. They’d be much better off spending it on getting nick some medical intervention to get his head out of his arse. Or putting it in my holiday fund…
“To give him credit”
Don’t you know there’s a credit crunch on???
Honestly!!!1
i wish PoshFenTiger was emitting a lot less Co2
If I want to burn tyres in my back garden I will, and Gordon Clown can’t stop me.
It’s his primary instinct to be a stoat’s tit
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
His cassock’s torn, his arse is hurting
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
His first wank, his early rascist rants
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
Lude weekends, choirboy abuses
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
Post after post after post
Thread after thread after thread
His eightieth birthday, he’ll drown in bile
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
His private thoughts, splayed across the Web
Reverend Brown on BBC Have Your Say
He’s subversive, thinks he’s very clever
We hoped he would shut the fuck up.
He’s got no clue, he’s got no idea
He’ll hit the ground and then it stops
Post after post after post
Thread after thread after thread
Post after post after post
Thread after thread after thread
He writes a post, it’s nothing special
Just another wanky Have Your Say rant
His primary instinct’s to be a stoat’s tit
Send a postcard, from the asylum
Yeah, it’s shit, I’m not subversive or clever, and 1998 called wanting their song back. Also, all characters in this post are fictional, any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Just needed to get that out of my system.
Well, that’ll cut down on the amount of paper you use, eh PoshFen-Thick-as-a-brick-shithouse-Tiger’s Fanny, won’t it? Your greener than Fuckin’ Fairy. Yes, you are.
@ Gnome Sec - i hears ya bro. Rehab’s fuh six-time luzers. Straigh outa Compton, MF.
Among newspapers published by ‘Associated Newspapers’:
Metro
Daily Mail
Quelle fucking surprise
And if the twats like him hadn’t been driving to the park in their 4×4s to walk their dogs we wouldn’t be in such a state now.
As for Nick from S/Shields, since it’s only a couple of miles away, I’m going to have to say he’s actually making more sense than some of the people I’ve seen wandering the streets there of a friday evening.
Not a lot more sense mind.
PoshFenTiger also posts on http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk, the Peterborough Evening Telegraph’s website, which has a free paper on the trains and some underground stops. I’ll keep an eye out for his posts in future, although they all tend to blend in with the squarking incestuous mating calls of fen folk, pretending to talk politics; Tony Martin was a liberal round here.
Gnome Secretary - black box recorder?
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/debate/newsdebate/r/t-9908940/p-3/index.html
Definitely a mail reader.
And surely living in the Fens would mean that there are plenty of places nearby to take the dogs. Unless these dogs are used to being taken into a set copse etc.
Erm…..
Length average, girth thick
Oops wrong site.
Erm,
Send them all back!! Yeah, damn Mancs!
HA HA HA YOU PUT A ZERO INSTEAD OF A CAPITAL O YOU FUCKING RETARD AND NOW YOUR ARGUMENT IS DISCREDITED AND YOUR VIEWS - LIKE YOUR LIFE - ARE WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THAT O IS THE IUPAC APPROVED SYMBOL FOR OXYGEN AND THAT CO2 ‘OR WHATEVER IT IS CALLED’ IS THE SYMBOL FOR CARBON DIOXIDE, ONE MOLECULE OF WHICH CONSISTS OF ONE (1) CARBON ATOM COVALENTLY BONDED TO TWO (2) OXYGEN ATOMS, NOT, AS YOU APPEAR TO IMPLY, TWO (2) CARBON ATOMS, WHICH, EVEN IF WE IGNORE THE FACT THAT SUCH A SPECIES WOULD BE HIGHLY UNSTABLE, LIKELY TAKING THE FORM DURING ITS BRIEF LIFETIME OF AN ETHYNE DIRADICAL, CONTAINS A SUPERFLUOUS ZERO IN ITS NAME AND THEREFORE DOES NOT CONFORM TO IUPAC REGULATIONS ON NOMENCLATURE.
You don’t need oil, you just run on the spot for 30 seconds. Shops will have treadmills and exercise bikes instead of chip’n'pin devices. Cheap shit from Netto will cost you a quick waggle of the arm, whereas the equivalent Waitrose product will see you having to run 3 miles. Instead of asking whether small shops take Switch, you’ll have to ask whether you can shine a light onto their photodiode.
Fat people will be in an interesting situation - even though they’re really lazy and unfit, they’re carrying around masses of fuel reserves. Thin poor people, who have to set fire to stolen walnuts in order to buy their groceries, will do drive-by slicings of the obese - knifecrime will soar as agile teens cut chunks of precious blubber from the slow moving fatties, stripping them of their savings. This is your future, ozhika - a dystopian nightmare of exercise and knifecrime. Be careful what you wish for.
Matt: yes, Black Box Recorder it is. Was listening to the album and the words to my HYS ‘OMG I’m so clever and subversive’ version just started popping into my head. For my next trick, I’ll take a well known overdone joke, and turn it against the moderators. In an attempt to show how rebellious, against the system, I can be. _Yay_ /deadpan
Interesting idea. It’s batshit insane, but in some impossible way, I like it.
Fatties often get diarrhea, due to the bad food they eat, so why not have special toilets with water wheels fitted.
As the fatties sit on the toilet for forty minutes, excreting last nights McDonalds followed by pizza and a curry, they push the wheel around to generate energy. At the worst it could be used to grind up wheat to make flour.
Or all McDonalds with more than one floor could be fitted with a giant people wheel. Fat people who have yet to eat, get on at the bottom, whilst fat people who have already eaten, get on at the top. The fat people who’ve eaten get on at the top and weight the wheel down until it descends, which both generates energy and lifts those yet to eat, up to the top!
That’s almost exactly what our pub ‘hardman’ yelled before hospitalising the pub’s annoying bar-propping know-it-all, last Saturday. Except, I think he bellowed ‘Methyne Diradical’. But it was difficult to hear properly over the sound of his pint glass exploding on the bar-nob’s face.
[ozhika], that’s a fucking amazing idea.
Tell you what, I’ll start earning my fortune by stockpiling human corpses and using the energy generated from burning their bodies to buy myself a house in the Caribbean. But not Antigua.
Quick! Everyone! Burn the stupids!
It’s been banned. Releases too much bozone.
Better still, burn the Romas! Freeloading bastards, ruining my holiday.
Calvin - yeah, definitely the wrong site. Not enough kittens here.
As established on a previous thread, shoelace: If it broke your brane, DON’T DO IT AGAIN!
How about this for carbon saving…
You each go out and find a HSYer, push them off a cliff, plant a few trees to offset the carbon cost of the cremation. Bingo. Your carbon footprint cut in half! This has an added bonus of making the world a better place and as they cannot then breed, you can pass the savings on to future generations.