Comments on: Industrious But You Can’t Trust Them

By: Gnat's Tadgers

Gnat's Tadgers — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:06:22 +0000

Come the revolution it’ll all be like “Being John Malkovic”.

Fuckin awesome!

By: Howfar

Howfar — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:00:34 +0000

Nikki, Odican’s Law states: “If it looks like a twat and quacks like a twat, it’s a twat”. Your comment, of course, suggests that Jolly Green Giant is a bigger twat than even he claims to be.

By: La G

La G — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:31:22 +0000

Jolly Green Giant won’t hang himself. There’s nowhere on Earth high enough for him to get decent purchase.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:22:21 +0000

I think the Jolly Green Giant is joking AND I think he nicked his idea from somewhere else. Possibly the old Ricky Gervais Show on Xfm.

By: Howfar (187cm)

Howfar (187cm) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:42:41 +0000

I shouldn’t worry about “Jolly Green Giant”. He’s one of those quite common and very tragic people whose only achievement in life is to have managed to grow to above the average height. You will find him offering to get things down from high shelves, telling people what his shoe-size is, and preening with self-satisfaction when going into “Tall and/or Obese” to buy his horrible fucking patterned shirts. You will also find him crowbarring references to his astounding loftiness into any comments box that sits still for long enough.

But don’t worry. I predict that he will hang himself sometime shortly after Christmas, simultaneously putting us out of his misery and also increasing his amazing height by a few precious centimetres.

By: MGM

MGM — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:15:01 +0000

I am always amazed with the lack of self-awareness that these people have: I have been living here for 8 years now, but I still have a Spanish accent. I routinely get told by cab drivers about how horrible living in the UK is because it’s full of fucking immigrants (hello!) and that they can’t wait to leave this country to go an live in Spain (hello! hello!!!).

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:47:32 +0000

“I say that because I think its not that the Communist states change but because Britain becomes increasingly Communist”.

I’m glad Janedarc said that, because otherwise I wouldn’t have realised that it was a thinly veiled dig at the government.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:28:55 +0000

It’s about time you tall fuckers were made to suffer. It’ll be some measure of revenge for putting porn on top shelves where us shorter people can’t reach it. Ha!

By: Oliver

Oliver — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:14:02 +0000

I have just realised that I havn’t doinked anyone chinese, indian or black. Does that make me a fucking racist?

By: Spacker

Spacker — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:11:05 +0000

Doh! Double post. I blame the Chinese and their cheap keyboards.