Credulous Nincompoops and Hypocrites and Permanently Bewildered and Racists and Shit Sherlocks06 Aug 2008 02:44 pm
By Alex

What Makes a Good Joke? Now I find it ever so slightly cruel, letting these idiots embarrass themselves by mangling good jokes and repeating shitty old ones ad nauseum.

A good unsuspected punchline is funnier than one you can see coming.

Brian Nicholson, Crumpsall

You heard it here first folks!

I haven’t heard any really good jokes lately – Political Correctness has killed them all.

Mike W, Gravesend, Kent

I’ve met political correctness and she’s appalled at all killing – even jokes. You probably just have boring, unfunny HYS-turds as friends.

Loved this one:

The British population were asked if Polish Immigrants were a problem. 23% said “yes its a serious problem” and the other 77% said “czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie dject toaldta”

Jack Taft, Birmingham, United Kingdom

More from our own boring, unfunny friend Jack Taft, courtesy of everyone. But here’s a tricky one, which is the more completely made-up batty-grease, the statistics or the Polish?

In Golders Green Abe pops round to Mosha to find him scraping wallpaper off the walls.

Abe – “decorating?”

Mosha – “no – moving”

Totally Disgruntled, Wokingham

Clever of T.D. to hide the butt of his joke from the politically correct moderators by only mentioning Golder’s Green, Abe, Moshe and immense stinginess.

How can you tell that a plane that’s just landed at Heathrow airport is full of HYS contributors? Because when the engine’s turned off the plane is still whining.

King Rusk, London, UK

See, I like this one. I like the idea that everyone who recommended it thought “Haha, yes, people do whine a lot on HYS” and then went straight onto another thread to gripe about immigrants using their wheelie-bin.

6 Responses to “More Comedy”

  1. on 11 Aug 2008 at 2:19 pm Ros

    I think Mike W needs to listen to The Now Show, and watch Mock The Week. :D

  2. on 11 Aug 2008 at 2:21 pm mpedant

    dear jack taft

    why would anybody say

    “comb very me milu whereabout dject toilet”

    it don’t mean nowt. even poles aren’t that stupid.

  3. on 12 Aug 2008 at 12:38 am tłumacz

    “czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie dject toaldta”

    See, this is deeply confusing. You can kind of see Polish forming out of it but it’s all wrong, like a hammer talking or something. It’d translate a bit like ‘Halyo plazd to meet you where uz tolljet’. If anyone was interested. Maybe that’s the joke, I don’t know.
    I may have to start RSS’ing Jack Taft as well as Topsy Turvy and Joy – this lad’s got potential.

    I want to tell Jack this joke, it doesn’t really translate but that’s most of the fun:
    ‘Two Englishmen are staying at a hotel in Tarnów, they check in as usual, relax and watch some TVP, and then it comes round to 3pm so you know what that means! They call down to the receptionist and say “Two teas to room two” and the receptionist says “Tan-tarantam-tam”.’
    Ha ha ha!

  4. on 12 Aug 2008 at 2:12 am Craig

    I do not understand the Abe/Mosha joke, nor do I understand the tan-tarantam-tam joke.

    This is bad news.


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  6. on 29 Aug 2008 at 9:58 pm Queefnugget

    Wouldn’t a “nauseum” be a kind of public display of many different, unpleasant items designed to sicken the viewer – or is that only in my wildest masturbatory fantasies?