Mr Winner i coudn’t agree more
By KelvinI strongly encourage everyone to visit Bletchley Park because it’s the home of my heroes. Quiet, unassuming men like Alan Turing and Tommy Flowers who won the war for us with their wits and unstinting dedication. And then at the end of the war, they packed up the most advanced technology in the world and walked away, not to talk about it for another forty years for the good of King and Country. That’s dignity. Of course Alan Turing was a bender who never shot a jerry in his life, so what if you need a more accessible hero? Say someone who’s famous for appearing in shit adverts and bitching about the free food he shovels into his ungrateful offencehole? Thanks to Dan for finding the answer.
Mr Winner i coudn’t agree more - i am not very weathly but i will never holiday in this country, only a weekend break. Why would i want to go somewhere where the british public will be? this country has totally lost its charm. We do not understand service , the food is very poor , you will be look after !!! by a 17 year old boy or girl who really couldnt give a monkey’s if you being looked after either that or you will be served by someone who doesn’t even speak your language. It will 99% be raining so you will all ave to stay in the pub whilist every one gets drunk and of course the good old punch ups will kick off around 10pm, someone getting stabbed for good measure…….
I have just returned from Kefolonia in a little fishing village called Fiscardo, i will be going back there next year not Bognor (where that is) thanks very much.
- Charlie Fernihough, london, 31/7/2008 12:11
Dan says it best:
“The pitiful social pretension, the appalling grammar (accompanied by complaints about those who can’t speak English), the pathetic belief that it is “every one” who gets drunk and fights, and just not the fat arsed aggressive Daily Mail reading cunts who think that if they write a letter to Michael Winner they will be classy and on the telly, just like him, despite the fact that they can’t spell “Kefalonia” and apparently believe that they rowed the entirety of Fiskardo all the way back to Britain.
But to sum it all up:
What a cunt.”
Sorry Greece. Look on the bright side, when the sea level has risen enough to drown your homes at least Charlie Fernihaugh will have to find some other country to patronise.
I think Dan has rendered further comment unnecessary, really. But to reiterate,
“What a cunt.”
And what does weathly mean? I want to know if I am weathly or not. I don’t want to be anything like Charlie.
Dan has it completely right. And to be honest, at least half the English population can’t speak proper English and use appauling grammar…unsurprisingly they seem to be the ones that complain about foreigners being unable to speak English…
Michael winner really is an awful person who brings out lots of other awful people like some sort of fat breeding parasitic maggot.
That’s it - squeeze it all out. all the bile and puss and self righteous smug patronising platitudes.
Then top it all off by telling everyone you live in Spain.
I once circumnavigated the globe in Halesowen. The hardest part was digging it out and carrying it to the sea. Oh, and emptying out all the forens too, of course. I became very weathly as a result. It means being full of weath, obv.
“even the Channel Islands OUT OF SEASON…”
You brave boy - here have a medal!
As Dan has said, what a cunt.
The worst part though was Winner’s article. I couldn’t get to the end of it. He’s such a piece of shit.
I blame Easyjet’s inflight magazine myself. Just like on a real airline, it always features little travelogues of the destination cities as though when you get there you’re going to immerse yourself in the local culture rather than get twatted 24/7 on retsina. Charlie may not know shit about Cephalus, but he can certainly bluff the people he bores at parties now!
STELIOS CEASE THIS MADNESS!
I just sent this in as a response to Mr Winner under the name “Mohammed Atwan, Slough”.
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Mr. Winner, I find your comments and general tone quite offensive.
Perhaps you were making an attempt at humour with this piece of shoddy writing. However these are pressing economic times and we can already see that the poor are going to take most of the burden (no bankers jumping off buildings this time - they’re too busy trying to book themselves into Sandy Lane, Barbados).
Must you constantly refer to your own personal wealth and luxurious lifestyle whilst making a feeble attempt to explore the options open to those less privileged in our society?
I bet this won’t get posted!
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Greece is the worst place in the world for being british and getting raped apparently. Is it too much to hope that Charlie gets rohypnoled and sexcrimed by a 10pm knifecrimer next time he goes back?
If this is about the UK imagine what this tosspot is like in Kefalonia, I imagine he complains bitterly about anyone who doesn’t understand him when he shouts “BONJOURNO PEDROS, DOS CERVESAS AND CHIPS PLEASE MATE” and prides himself on his cultured lifestyle.
Fuck off back where you came from Charlie.
Consider this: Airport, EasyJet flight to Malaga
Chav 1: “Dunno why we’re going Spain its full of dagos”.
Chav 2: “we’re goin cos its dead warm and they got a British pub where we can get ratarsed and they don’t pile you with foreign muck”
Chav 3: “they better have Sky Sports or I aint going”.
Funny I’d been thinking how much better the service is getting in hotels and restaurants now there are so many eastern european people who can speak english properly and hold a bowl of soup without spilling it - oh shit now I’m going to have to run myself over in my car with the little union jack on it
Is Michael Winner trying to be funny, or smugly boasting about how he has loads of money, or both?
What an utterly vile man. He should be chopped up and turned into biofuel or low-grade animal fodder - and anyone who doesn’t think that is a good idea should be chopped up too.
AndyS- Where is the best place to be British and raped?
The bum, then the mouth in that order.
on 06 Aug 2008 at 11:38 am Ash
AndyS- Where is the best place to be British and raped?
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Malia
Michael Winner = Bernard Manning for Daily Mail readers.
Mr Fernihough however just reminds me of the brainless middle class fuckwits that I am forced to interview on a fairly regular basis, who think that just because they put on a rucksack and spent 6 months getting twatted in Sydney and danced on a beach in Thailand it gives them a unique insight to ‘other cultures’.
Are these the same people who donate £2 a month to Cancer Research, use it as a tax write off and then say they “do a lot of work for charity” ?
I know a right dick who does just that, “I’m heavily involved in several good causes”.
He bought a raffle ticket once and have an unwanted birthday present to a Scope shop.
Lemur’s labiae the lot of them.
“It will 99% be raining so you will all ave to stay in the pub whilist every one gets drunk and of course the good old punch ups will kick off around 10pm”
Do they really make you stay in the pub? Coppers standing outside are they (not showing the respect they used when I was young…) stopping you from going out while allowing yobs to run riot.
Or you could, you know, go and see some culchure or suumink rather than sit on your arse in a pub.
“Bognor (where that is)”
WTF?
And yes, I love the ‘people who can’t speeka da eengleesh’ line just before ‘I’m going to Greece again next year’. Cos everyone knows the local language there for the last 6000 years has been anglo-saxon.
Gnat’s Twat.
CALM DOWN, DEAR…
Kelvin, you never go ass to mouth, surely.
Oh, you were thinking from the receiver’s point of view!
From the article:
“A horrific list of places we’d be stopping at came over the loudspeaker. Clapham, East Croydon, Redhill, Horley.
‘My travel agent told me this was a non-stop train,’ I said to Michael indignantly.”
Your travel agent? You had to go to a travel agent in order to get on a train to Bognor did you Michael? You utter vulture’s vulva.
what a prick
I realise now that I was clever enough to find this, and clever enough to send it in, but too fucking thick to mention my nom de interwebs and thus get to bask in the glory of digging up this nest of flange ants.
Ho hum, back to reading the Daily Mail for me, I guess.
Dan (or as now think of myself, “what a cunt”)
I hate Charlie Fernihough, but I hate Michael Winner more.
If you like Kefolonia so much, why don’t you go live there?
Poor M. Winner. He’s used to eating in posh London restaurants where the waiters all wank into his food before it is served on account of him being an enormous cunt.
Without the special “white sauce”, Michael finds himself all at sea.
cunts, the lot of them.
Best comment on the Mail article:
“Clint Eastwood & Ridley Scott are of a similar age to Michael Winner and still making classic movies. Meanwhile Winner has done nothing for ten years other than write about how much money he spends. What a waste of space!
- Kevin, Blackpool, UK, 30/7/2008 8:22″
Winner is a quite senseless waste of human organs.
If you like Bognor so much, why don’t you steal stock photography to use on your tourism website but forget to photoshop out the iStockPhoto watermark?
If Michael Winner continues to holiday in Barbados, at least that’s one less ignorant pompous windbag we’ll need to shoot when we storm the Winter Palace.
Can I laugh, please…?
Michael Winner is a shithouse but in his defence he did once go on a TV show and call Richard Littlejohn a prick for his rudeness and homophobia towards some lesbian feminists who were also on the show.
“Kefalonia” is a better latinisation than “Cephalonia” - thay ave different letters that what we do you know