Delusions of Grandeur06 Aug 2008 03:57 pm
By Nelson
“Is the car tax rise a good idea?”. Go on. Have a guess.
This is really no problem for me - I’ll just sell my car and stop going to work.
Gavin Glos, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
I wonder how long Gavin hammered the refresh button, hoping desperately that someone would manage to give a roasted, mediterranean fuck whether he goes to work or not?
Was that sarcasm Gavin used?
Hard to tell. He didn’t use END OF!!! or make any form of wordplay based on ‘Government’ or ‘Brown’.
He probably only works five minutes walk from home too, the lazy fucktard.
It’s probably a blessing. His car stereo only ever plays the sound of tiny violins.
“Is the car tax rise a good idea?”
You could probably start another blog lampooning the bbc’s constant pandering to crayon munching retards, these ‘topics’ are worse than the ‘polls’ on the express site.
Also in this series:
Was it a good idea to swap £3bn of NR debt for shares?
Is dropping stamp duty for a bit OK with you?
What’s your fantasy cabinet reshuffle? I have a funny feeling they actually did this once)
Apparently according my ’source’ at the BBC, future HYS topics include:
* Should there be more gypsies next door to your house?
* Should banks reallocate your life savings, splitting all your hard earned cash equally between Labour MPs and Albanian criminals?
* Can you think of a funny nickname for Gordon Brown, leader of the Labour Party and current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
* Is it a good idea for Arabs to rape your mother?
* Does ‘Blair’, the family name of Tony Blair, ex-Prime Minister, sound a bit like the word ‘liar’? Or if not, does it at least contain some similar letters?
* Do you have the answer to all of the world’s problems, if only people would listen?
* Should all these people fuck off back to where they came from? All these people except you, of course, because it’s ok for you to be where you are.
Well, today’s offering was ‘Is a mothers place in the home’, which is pretty close to those.
I bet that Gavin’s boss read that and is even now quietly praying that Gavin is true to his word.
Especially if he uses his time at work to spit tedious dribblings onto the interweb rather than doing his job.
Gavin Glos is just kidding - he is unemployed and isn’t allowed to drive due to mental problems.
* Do you think political correctness has gone mad?
* Should we open up the borders and welcome the whole world and his mum with open arms and a benefit cheque?
* Enoch Powell was right wasn’t he? Just look at all those darkies working in Tesco.
* Gay paedo Muslim benefit-scroungers: How many do you think we should have?
* Imperial measures: they’re pretty cool, aren’t they?
* Have the Labour Government done a good job?
*Do you like the BBC Moderators?
*Have you come up with a reasonable excuse for constantly berating the BBC, complaining about the TV licence and yet still using its site to spend all your copious free time filling the Interland with your mindshit?
* What FACTS do you know? Tell us!
* Three words; should Britain ban Muslims?
This is not just any fuck. This is an Marks & Spencers
An. Hmm, that’ll teach me to try to be clever.
Ironically, Gaving works for the council as a Climate Change Abatement Consultant.
Just kidding. He really works as a pædophile.
You can get paid for that now?
I thought that was just another HYS conspiracy theory (otherwise known as a FACT)
They certainly are: Anger over ban on beer in litres
In a fist fight between the Metric Martyrs (with around seven dozen members) and the Active Resistance to Metrication (exactly 8.4 decimembers), I wonder what would happen.
Oh the shame. I said decimembers. I meant decamembers. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to recover from this.
I like the idea of them having precisely 0.84 members. As though even the founder isn’t completely convinced he’s doing the right thing.
The Metric Martyrs
Oh… My… God… You could not make it up!!! I know that’s an HYS Cliche derided on SYB, but I am so split between hilarity and deep despair that my lobes have disengaged leaving me speechless. YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP!
The Metric Martyrs.
FACT!
END OF!