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	<title>Comments on: Probably An Estate Agent</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dingleberry</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79980</link>
		<dc:creator>Dingleberry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Metric Martyrs

Oh... My... God... You could not make it up!!! I know that's an HYS Cliche derided on SYB, but I am so split between hilarity and deep despair that my lobes have disengaged leaving me speechless. YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP! 

The Metric Martyrs.

FACT!

END OF!</description>
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<p>Oh&#8230; My&#8230; God&#8230; You could not make it up!!! I know that&#8217;s an HYS Cliche derided on SYB, but I am so split between hilarity and deep despair that my lobes have disengaged leaving me speechless. YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP! </p>
<p>The Metric Martyrs.</p>
<p>FACT!</p>
<p>END OF!</p>
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		<title>By: Kelvin</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79821</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the idea of them having precisely 0.84 members. As though even the founder isn't completely convinced he's doing the right thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the idea of them having precisely 0.84 members. As though even the founder isn&#8217;t completely convinced he&#8217;s doing the right thing.</p>
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		<title>By: 773 (metric)</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79793</link>
		<dc:creator>773 (metric)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh the shame. I said decimembers. I meant decamembers. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to recover from this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh the shame. I said decimembers. I meant decamembers. I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m going to be able to recover from this.</p>
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		<title>By: 773 (metric)</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79791</link>
		<dc:creator>773 (metric)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Imperial measures: they’re pretty cool, aren’t they?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

They certainly are: &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7546315.stm" rel="nofollow"&gt;Anger over ban on beer in litres&lt;/a&gt;

In a fist fight between the Metric Martyrs (with around seven dozen members) and the Active Resistance to Metrication (exactly 8.4 decimembers), I wonder what would happen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Imperial measures: they’re pretty cool, aren’t they?</p></blockquote>
<p>They certainly are: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7546315.stm" rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker ('/outbound/comment/news.bbc.co.uk');">Anger over ban on beer in litres</a></p>
<p>In a fist fight between the Metric Martyrs (with around seven dozen members) and the Active Resistance to Metrication (exactly 8.4 decimembers), I wonder what would happen.</p>
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		<title>By: Vicky</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79768</link>
		<dc:creator>Vicky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can get paid for that now?
I thought that was just another HYS conspiracy theory (otherwise known as a FACT)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can get paid for that now?<br />
I thought that was just another HYS conspiracy theory (otherwise known as a FACT)</p>
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		<title>By: Kelvin</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79760</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ironically, Gaving works for the council as a Climate Change Abatement Consultant.

Just kidding. He really works as a p&#230;dophile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ironically, Gaving works for the council as a Climate Change Abatement Consultant.</p>
<p>Just kidding. He really works as a p&aelig;dophile.</p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79690</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An. Hmm, that'll teach me to try to be clever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An. Hmm, that&#8217;ll teach me to try to be clever.</p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79687</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is not just any fuck. This is an Marks &#38; Spencers &lt;blockquote&gt;roasted, mediterranean fuck&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is not just any fuck. This is an Marks &amp; Spencers<br />
<blockquote>roasted, mediterranean fuck</p></blockquote>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/06/probably-an-estate-agent/#comment-79681</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* What FACTS do you know? Tell us!

* Three words; should Britain ban Muslims?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* What FACTS do you know? Tell us!</p>
<p>* Three words; should Britain ban Muslims?</p>
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		<title>By: Peedo stalker Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peedo stalker Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* Have the Labour Government done a good job?

*Do you like the BBC Moderators?

*Have you come up with a reasonable excuse for constantly berating the BBC, complaining about the TV licence and yet still using its site to spend all your copious free time filling the Interland with your mindshit?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Have the Labour Government done a good job?</p>
<p>*Do you like the BBC Moderators?</p>
<p>*Have you come up with a reasonable excuse for constantly berating the BBC, complaining about the TV licence and yet still using its site to spend all your copious free time filling the Interland with your mindshit?</p>
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