Comments on: Solve Global Warming… With Global Poverty!

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:40:34 +0000

‘hope’ – maybe you could help me with something. Why is it that howling lunatic rightwing fucknuttery and the inability to spell so often go hand in hand together?

I have a working hypothesis that the correlation has something to do with right wing people mostly being absolutely fucking stupid.

By: huck

huck — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:48:04 +0000

i find the quote marks around ‘do-gooders’ really quite enchanting

By: hope

hope — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:05:00 +0000

Hellno i won’t be taxed to death from food sending to africa.shit hits the fan a soon as some people are hungary its not out fault the dont have any industri.

Lock up the PC brigade. End of!

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:29:15 +0000

“Let’s face it… we have all at one time or another banged a fizzingly-dumb, right-wing tub-thumper onto an HYS thread just to see if it floats.”

In the early days of HYS, back in 98 when it was still called “Talking Point”, I did manage to get a comment up there on one of it’s all-too-frequent “when should we bomb Iraq” conundrums. It went along the lines of, “We should drop oestrogen in the Baghdad water supply to make Saddam’s moustache fall off. This would descredit him in the eyes of his people and lead to his ouster”.

It took the pricks a about a week to delete it.

By: The Gnome Secretary

The Gnome Secretary — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:07:16 +0000

I am hereby banning the comments from last two posts to this blog for being far too serious and no-where near silly enough.

I have warned you all about this in the past, and now enough-is-enough, you couldn’t make it up, Godron Clown has infiltrated this blog and is taxing the length of our posts, ZaNu Liarbore etc.

Now we shall stop the sensible discussion and proceed again with the stupidity, I will take the lead:

*ahem* Baboon’s vadge.

By: C4RO

C4RO — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:01:48 +0000

Regarding the trolling for votes. Does anyone think Tosspot-Turvy might actually be just a very highly skilled provoker and not at all the sort of mentalist his posts suggest?

By: Dingleberry

Dingleberry — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:53:58 +0000

Let’s face it… we have all at one time or another banged a fizzingly-dumb, right-wing tub-thumper onto an HYS thread just to see if it floats.

Come on… yes you have, you naughty thing you, I know you have. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve even sent a “I bet Gordon CLOWN will try to tax it!!!” post when they open a new thread just to see it fly.

You know that feeling when the bat/raquet/club connects with the ball just-so and it flies off just strainght and true and you feel all ‘ahhhhhhhh’, just right? There is something undeniably satisfying about cranking a post out on a new HYS thread and watching it float up to the top of the charts.

(of course, the people voting for it are dribbling, plastic-cutlery-only, morons who vote for ANYTHING (FACTS people!) but it is still satisfying.)

Oh, yes you do enjoy it, so don’t deny it!!!

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:43:49 +0000

We should of course send them all the fuel they need for cooking.

We’ve returned to the idea of burning the stupids again. Do you think there’s much of an export market for flammable idiots?

By: 773 (metric)

773 (metric) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:38:15 +0000

100,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED MILLION) Greggs Pasties (steak bake) unclaimed in a store house

This made me laugh out loud, really hard. Bravo.

By: Ophelia Dangleberry

Ophelia Dangleberry — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:22:45 +0000

Now calm down everybody. The issue here is not whether or not its a wind up. The real issue is the ability of african to cook food. How terrible it must be to die of starvation in a land of plenty simply for the lack of firewood. We should of course send them all the fuel they need for cooking. They eat other anyway so it would cut their numbers down in the long run.