Comments on: Chetchians and Really Bad Muslims

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:25:32 +0000

Here’s one for troop, the words of the Chechen President (who ten years ago fought against Russia before changing sides):

“We know how to defend a nation, and for that reason we are asking the Russian Federation leadership to use more Chechens there. (…) Yesterday I watched a fragment on television how the commander-in-chief of Georgia [Saakashvili], hearing the sound of (Russian) aircraft, ran, leaving everybody else to catch up. He should have been sent to the Olympics to participate in the running competition—he is a great sprinter”

By: Disgustipated

Disgustipated — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:38:34 +0000

Tenner says this guy keeps a worryingly sticky copy of “Guns & Ammo” hidden under his mattress where his Mum will never find it

By: Charles Exford, Oxton

Charles Exford, Oxton — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:39:17 +0000

“troop” probably thinks the Russians are in the process of annexing Atlanta. This is because he is a festering llama’s crack.

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:49:08 +0000

What the hell are a ‘bunch of stinggers’? Is this a new racist term for Scots that I wasn’t aware of?

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:31:57 +0000

Today’s match had to be called off after the crowd invaded the battlefield. Several tanks were overturned, and coins were thrown at some Really Bad Muslim troops, one of whom even had his beard pulled on by a drunken fan.

By: Lell

Lell — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:37:38 +0000

I think “troop” is Ross Kemp.

By: Rebel

Rebel — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:54:59 +0000

RAIN STOPPED BATTLE

By: H.B.

H.B. — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:51:09 +0000

Good morning, everyone, I’m Henry Blofeld here at the (Grozny) Oval for the first day of this five and a half-year war between the Really Bad Muslims and the Peace-loving Western Murder Squad Select XI. Fantastic summer’s morning here; not a cloud in the sky. Which is good news for the Russians who, as we all know, don’t like it up ‘em. The excitement’s really building for what we all hope will be a really great war…

By: Rhinestone Choirboy

Rhinestone Choirboy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:04:58 +0000

You don’t often get to see, even on HYS, a bona fide brainless dickless fucktard of such low calibre as troop. I am genuinely impressed, as I am with his theory that Russian aggression and economic repression of countries weaker than themselves, and the indiscriminate slaughter of thousands of innocent people, would be OK if only the chosen enemies were darkies.

In the presence of greatness. Truly.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:31:18 +0000

Fuck, huffing lighter gas for an hour would have killed less brain cells than reading that did.