That Konnie Huq, what an ungrateful bitch. After all we’ve done for her – letting her stay in the country she was born in, allowing her to show her not-white face on television and letting her earn a degree from Cambridge at the Taxpayer’s expense what does she turn around and say?
What do you avoid on holiday?
English pubs or restaurants that serve British food, and rowdy British holidaymakers.Treacherous Konnie Huq, far away from my respect
For poor Anthony Richardson, as spotted by Mike, it’s all just too much.
I’m not sure why you ask talentless bimbo’s anything about their holiday experiences.This vacuous article diplays her obvious displeasure about meeting her fellow UK passport carrying brothers and sisters whilst abroad.
If she’s so ashamed then perhaps she should relocate to a hot country in the middle east where her freedom to express her snobbish and irrelevant views would be stamped upon rather quickly. I’m thinking of somewhere like Pakistan.
Please, please select some people whose opinion on their choice of holiday is balanced and respected in future. Pretty little airheads that get jobs because of their looks are to be avoided…..please.
Anthony Richardson
I agree, Anthony. When you find out she has actual opinions, it really does kill the fantasy you’ve been wanking over ever since you saw her dunked in a bath of custard for Children in Need. At least it does if you’re the spunk-soaked slag-sock of a shitbrained salamander.
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There’s been many great Blue Peter presenters, but none of them can hold a candle to Connie Huq:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrca9lhuMFI
spunk-soaked slag-sock of a shitbrained salamander.
You been on a creative writing course over the weekend, Nelson?
He’s a No-Nobbed knackered Gnu with a Gnarled Nasty naughty-nostril.
But I don’t understand. I would have thought they would delighted not to share the Old British Bulldog on the Costa with KH. Leaves more egg’n'chips and fizzy keg lager for them, dunnit?
Makes you wish that someone would relocate Anthony Richardson to a hot country in the middle east where his freedom to express his snobbish and irrelevant views would be stamped upon rather quickly. I’m thinking of somewhere like the moon – then the lack of atmosphere would hasten his demise at the same time.
Anthony Richardson is right! Good looking women should not be allowed to express opinins on TV unless they are in the nude. Even then there should be a disclaimer if the text they are reading was not written by a genuine (non-GAY) man. What next? Jobs for women? Animal rights? Equal pay for cabbages? Oh, they did that already when they increased MPs salaries.
I’m sick of this country and am going to quit my job, go home, lock myself in the toilet and shoot myself in the ear with a nailgun.
I like the fact that her views are so “irrelevant” that Anthony Richardson has probably devoted the best part of his day to crafting his response.
Do pretty women have brains? If so, what for? God’s got a warped sense of humour if he creates some awesomely juicy piece of eye-candy that is guaranteed to turn every ‘hot blooded male’ into a drooling simpleton. And then he goes an’ sticks a high-speed processor in the top deck so she wants to discuss and have opinions and be respected as a person not an object?
poor cow.
She probably knows how to appropriately use an apostrophe. Anthony Richardson is a sweaty gorilla minge and if I have to consider people like him to be my “brother” for reasons of geography then I may as well go on a killing rampage right now.
A fine HYS example; It looks well put together and almost like he’s an educated man, and then I spotted the rogue apostrophe in Bimbo’s.
That and the way he completely missed the point of her comment, the key word being ‘Rowdy’ as opposed to ‘All’.
I’m thinking of a place like Ljubljana. Just ‘cos it was a nice place to visit.
Yes. Why is Konnie Huq allowed to express opinions about Britain and holidays when there are much better suited people to provide this sort of thing.
Michael Winner perhaps?
I’ll fight any man who slanders Konnie Huq.
Or at least shout “Well that’s your opinion!” in their face before running off.
‘please select some people whose opinion on their choice of holiday is balanced and respected in future’
WTF? Respected by who, exactly? ‘The National Commission for Balance and Fairness in Discussing Holiday Destinations’?
I wouldn’t trust them anyway, they’re run by the liberal cultural marxist PC brigade…
What’s she got against British food then?
Grease-drowned chips, nuked vegetables and lumps of burnt offal not good enough for her, eh? Stuck-up tart!
Mind you, I’d teach her to enjoy a bit of good English sausage.
(If someone would be so kind as to winch me out of this armchair and help me squeeze through the front door. Oh, and help me wipe the vomit off my cardigan. Just the bits that don’t fit with the pattern.)
I believe that Anthony Richardson still makes his own play radio stations on tape in his bedroom, even though he’s 37.
Post of the week. No question.
Incidentally my dirty admission of the day is that I phoned up to vote for her to be covered in custard for Children in Need.
I was 21.
“I was 21.”
Pints dispatched I’m assuming…?
Strokes from vinegar.
I had a dream about a week ago that Konnie Huq burst out of a cardboard box, naked, and proceeded to seduce me.
mmmm….
What was this discussion about again?
ha, this is beautiful:
“In what way is this person a celebrity? Why would anyone care what her holiday experiences have been? Is she the new Myleen Klass.”
i love how the lack of a question mark lends the last sentence a kind of stunned epiphany, as if to say “well in THAT case”
“This vacuous article diplays her obvious displeasure about meeting her fellow UK passport carrying brothers and sisters whilst abroad.”
I don’t see what’s so wrong with that. I think I’d be pretty displeased if I were to meet a UK passport carrying brothers and sisters around. UK passports are FOR carrying around, they don’t DO it! FACT!
Has anyone told Konnie that her suncream never really burst – but the luggage handlers (perhaps a young Kelvin) just saw the name on the bag and got excited?
On the subject of suncream – this is the best of the bunch
Grr. One of the golden rules? There can only be ONE golden rule. This is how gold gets devalued and we end up with the Euro instead or some islamic camel-based currency. Probably because of Gordon Clown.
To be fair, I don’t want to hear what Konnie has to say. I find her voice realy realy anoying. However I agree, she is a very intelegent person who’s views are far more valid than those of an HYS ape, and she is very very hot. Same with Myleen Klass, but I don’t find her voice anoying.
Myleen and Konnie… mmmmm…….. DAM YOU HYS! YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBORDE!!!!111!!1!
I think her sartorial choices are excellent, actually.
Maybe finish the wank before posting next time?
I just dont get the whole Huq thing at all. I am however a quivering fan of Klass. That M&S beach ad…….hmmmm.
What is a Konnie Huq? Is it venomous? Tell me!
Myleene Klass. She and Nigella Lawson have never been seen together, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t something sinister linking them both. They might look attractive, they might be the very essence of sex, bottled and sprayed on some tits, but the chesticles are just a way of distracting you from the soul-eating void that is their eyes. Seriously. I’m certain that just before he wrote Beyond Good and Evil Nietzsche had cranked one out to an episode of Nigella Bites. He saw the abyss, my friends, and in Nigella it has a hunger that no amount of finger-fellatio can sate.
I think Konnie makes a fair comment about wanting to avoid the English experience when travelling abroad. Why go to Spain if all you want to do is eat chips in the Bulldog and Wasp.
In any event they are all missing the most important point that Ms Huq is an intelligent, accomplished broadcaster and I would love to smash her back doors in.
Konnie Huq in a bathful of custard, cooked by Nigella, and with Myleene Klaas playing the piano in the background. All naked.
Let me go away and ponder that. At length.
I’d never heard of Konnie Huq before so I had to google her.
Now my winkies sore and it is your fault
sorry that should be winky’s
for the benefit of the apostrophe police
Since when the fuck has Pakistan been in the middle east, Anthony? You massive Platypus’s Pudendum
Poor old Anthony’s in a right state isn’t he? Good job he’s a shit-thick panther’s plugdoozle, or else his racist brain would collapse under the weight of its own spazzery.
Surely when he buggers off to the Costa-Del-Whatname for his factor-fifteen fortnight, the last thing he wants to see is a FORRUNER. Coming over here, drinking our cerveza, eating our paella, taking our siestas, etc etc. Hold on… does not compute… fzzzzz… zzt.. Bang! And the bigot is gone.
Anthony, you giant cuntlord, Ms Huq hasn’t got anything to be ashamed of about being a Brit herself. It’s fuckers like you that embarrass us all.
Aksherly… Pakistan used to be in the Middle East. When Britain ruled the world (and drew the maps), there was the Far East (China, Japan, all that lot with the funny eyes), the Near East (Israel, Arabia, and assorted sand-dwellers) and in between was the ‘Middle East’ (Persia, Afghanistan, India).
It’s the Americans who couldn’t handle this simple system (because it involved more than two things, and that’s too complicated for Yanks) and started calling the Near East the Middle East.
But anyway, Konnie Huq.
Now calm down everybody! Middle East, Far East, what’s the difference? What’s wrong with the Near East? Skegness is a beautiful holiday resort where they sell cheese and onion crisps and watney’s red barrel. What more do you want on holiday? You can even get foriegn food there as there are plenty of curry houses and kebab vans, if you like that sort of thing.
I’ve nothing against foriegn travel, but it is unpatriotic and a drain on the country’s resources. Anybody who goes abroad is hurting the economy and encourging immigration (as if we don’t have enough!!!!!!). Their passports should be revoked and they should not be allowed to back into the country. If they like foriegn places so much why don’t they go live there?
I went myself once, to the Algarve. I found a charming little place called the Rover’s Return, but when I watched the Eastendwrs omnibus there it had some stupid foriegn subtitles which completely spoiled it for everybody. Imagine, Dot Cotton saying “gracias”. Is that how we won the war?????
I’ll never go back.
Is suggesting Pakistan supposed to be some kind of bullshit was of saying “back where she came from”? Appalling.
Why thank you Throbbe.
I reckon he sends them off to hospital radio stations too, for what it’s worth.
You are Joe Cornish and I demand my £5.
Huq? Sounds almost exactly like ff..
“Myleene Klass. She and Nigella Lawson have never been seen together, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t something sinister linking them both. They might look attractive, they might be the very essence of sex, bottled and sprayed on some tits, but the chesticles are just a way of distracting you from the soul-eating void that is their eyes. …..”
Now then Kelvin, I am completely with you on Nigella Lawson. There is something mindbogglingly scary about her.
You are however UTTERLY wrong about Myleene.
It seems this board is Huq crazy, but as mentioned before I just can’t see the appeal. She might be uber brainy but personally I dont rate her presenting work – Neither do people who make TV programmes given how little work she has had since leaving Blue Peter. Granted, she is nice looking but for me, not a stunner.
Klass>Huq
For years I have laboured under the impression that Huq was immersed in a bath of beans.
Live and learn
I.e. – is the same opinion as his, as that is the only one that matters. Obviously.
Only in your mind you dirty bugger.
Though, to be fair… Konnie Huq. I’d slip her one.
And Myleene Klass. She’d get it.
Huq’s OK! Oliver, take a look at the turkish bath scenes from blue peter in that youtube link and you may change your mind. I can’t think of a better ambassador for the UK.
When i was a nipper we had to put up with that mad paranormal investigative bint yvette fielding – its practically porno what they have on blu peter nowadays as you will see.
In addition, I concur with the comment about smashing in Huq’s back door. However i would like to add that i would paint it white on the way out…
Not so old chap. She’s a Katie Price for the middle-class, middle-brow, middle Englander. There’s no silicon enhancements in the breasticle area, but she has the same dead, dead eyes.
Anthony is one of her minions sent to pollute our minds with his sub-literate puerile drivel. While he’s busy distracting us by being a wombat’s wang, they’re hatching their plan in secret; safe in the knowledge that our time is otherwise occupied worrying about Tony’s mind-vomits.
They’re all cybernetic femborgs sent from the future to render humankind down to mindless servile livestock. They’re here to harvest our organs or enslave us to Skynet or something. It’s just something about Klass’s smile that makes you think she’s about to go for your neck.
I’m with Kelvin on this, Nigella and Myleene are in this conspiracy together. They’re both stormtroopers for the über-Jordan. For she is the hive queen – the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Surely she can’t be human.
That Erin O’Connor’s creepy too.
Oh, and am I the only one who finds the Konnie Huq incredibly irritating?
@Bigruss – I had to put up with Janet Ellis (amongst others) in my Blue Peter days so I get the fact that Huq raises the bar somewhat.
@Simon.
Huq – Yes I too find her reallly quite irritating however to compare Klass to Ms. Price is grossly unfair.
Erin O’Connor is a complete android and Ms. Price is becoming more terrifying as her stardom (inevitably) slips away from her.
I will admit there is a certain er…savage (as in raw, NOT as in Savages) nature to MK but, well…err….I quite like that.
Is MK middle class? Yes, probably, but then frankly so am I.
Middle brow? Well I dont know what her exam results were like or if she would read a broadsheet on a regular basis but i’m guessing she isn’t completely braindead.
Now if you want to trade goppingly awful female telly presenters, I would pick:
Tess Daley
Holly Willoughby
Nicky Hambleton-Jones
Fearne Cotton
Fearne Cotton.
Douchebag.
END OF!
carol vorderman. i’m not knocking countdown – but those fucking loan adverts she’s always whoring herself on.
Gloria hunniford – join the over 50 plan and get a free parker pen. jog on love.
I don’t mind any of the female hottie TV presenters… I’m married, so have fully developed the ability to look, but not actually listen to a word they are saying.
She irritates my trouser region.
There’s an anecdote in Derren Brown’s book about how he saw Derek Acorah in a hotel once and this silly bint who was with Acorah tried to stir up an argument between Derren and the fraudulent Scouse twat. Turned out it was Myleene Klass and her PR people then informed The Sun that Derren and Acorah had a “slanging match” when it was nothing of the sort.
Anyone who sides with Derek Acorah instead of Derren Brown is a badger’s muff and should be knifecrimed to death. Myleene fucking Klass. What are you people thinking?!
Oh dear.
Since we’re all suppoised to be here sneering at the plebs isn’t it a bit depressing that the comment count goes loopy on the relative aesthetic merits of female presenters.
Anyway, as a parent of pre-schoolers, it’s all about Sarah-Jane Honeywell.
BUT he sees DEAD people! He’d get them to come round in the middle of the night and slam doors, or make creaking noises, or make your room go all cold, or something.
Either that or he’d get a horde of credulous nincompoops to invade your immediate surroundings and pour their barely thought out witterings of support for Derek into your slowly liquefying brain like some kind of unthinking zombie version of “The Birds”.
Or he’ll send Yvette Fielding round to your house in the middle of the night to scream hysterically at you for justifiable reason.
Perhaps Derek is part of the Femborg conspiracy as well? *shudders*
Let’s face it Derren could, potentially, do much worse things to you – but at least you’d have the comfort of never knowing.
@ Oliver
You misunderestimate me sir, Ms Price is not directly comparable. She’s their leader. She even stole some question marks from me. Oh the eyes!
Klass is merely one of her legion of cybernetic killing machines.
*gibbers*
Before anyone picks me up on the spelling. Suppoised was deliberate.
I’m auditioning for a part in “Hart to Hart – the Musical”. It’s moider.
Yeah, I think the key phrase here is “her PR people then informed the Sun”
So an alleged event that no one witnessed was then spun by PR people to a paper famous for printing irrelevant celebrity bollocks as news. This then is given a different interpretation in the book of a rampant self publicising illusionist that makes him look good.
Hmmm. Not exactly a clattering blow to anyone’s integrity or character is it. The most worrying part of the whole tale is that Myleene would (or might) be hanging out with either Derek or Derren.
Both of the fellas are teetering on the brink of laughing stock territory.
Klass>Brown/Acorah
I thought that the point of foreign travel was to avoid too much of Britain for two weeks!
Unless you are forced to holiday in CREDIT CRUNCH Britain. But you’d probably only bump into Polish people.
Coming over here and taking our holdays.
They liked it so much that they came lived here.
FACTS PEOPLE!
I got mistaken for Konnie Huq at a hamburger stand in Gloucestershire once. I owe her a cheeseburger. And I’m mighty chuffed that you all (mostly) find her so endearing.
Oh dear. The latest HYS topic is on the bizarre think tank report claiming ‘The North’ is beyond repair.
That’s a polite way of asking if we can have some new bollocks to comment on….I’m easily bored.
Janet Ellis
Tops
FACT
Actually, tops and fingers if I had my way.
“The latest HYS topic is on the bizarre think tank report claiming ‘The North’ is beyond repair.”
It’s a veritable shitmine of deranged right-wing lunacy. One poor girl on there has already been attacked by some cunt for having a “viking name” and thus presumably a ‘British-born’ immigrant forbidden to speak on this English-only topic.
crafty_carmen; if you resemble Konnie so much would you care to recreate her famous stunt for Children In Need? You might have to provide your own bathtub, but as you can see there would be no shortage of people donating their custard?
I haven’t watched tv for 10 years and don’t read newspapers or celeberity websites, so I’ve no idea who these people are. All I can say is if you all like her so much, why don’t you go live with her?
My lesbian sister had a guinea-pig called “Judy Bennett”. And, VERY shortly after, now I come to think about it, a cat called “Muffy”. It seems that the peedo Blue Peter filth were turning our children into sexual deviants long before they allowed furrin looking people on the show.
I tell you what else mind: that Alicia Keys would get it an all.
If we were ever to meet, and I magically became attractive and rich.
howfar: it’s true, Blue Peter can make you a lesbian. But takes a fuckload of sticky back plastic.
Why you know, I did try the veal, and thankyou for your recommendation!
Erm.
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Bored…
Exactly my point. She presented “Derek Acorah’s Ghost Towns”. Woo, spooky.
Science>deluding yourself and the poor saps who believe the shit they see on LivingTV.
Also, intelligence>prancing about in a bikini in the jungle.
In this sausagefest of a thread about lovely Konnie “Lingus” Huq, there are “69″ comments. “69 comments”. If you were to tell an acquaintance about this amusing coincidence, they simply would not believe that it was true. They would likely accuse you of having fabricated the story. And if you were to try and fabricate a similar story, it could not possibly come close to the hilarity of these real life events. That is my final word on the matter.
Except that now there are 70 comments. In order to point out the joke, I ruined the joke.
“Also, intelligence>prancing about in a bikini in the jungle.”
When you make your living in TV though:
Work>No work.
Judging telly personalities on what they appear on is a pretty poor indicator. Its clear doing the jungle for MK was simply a means to an end – i.e increasing her popularity and in the process, her fees. MK won’t get the next presenting job on Newsnight but that doesn’t mean she is completely without intelligence.
The key thing is whether they are actually any good at doing the presenting schtick and although not the absolute best, MK does a pretty good job. Certainly better than many other presenters both male and female who probably earn considerably more for doing the same thing.
Comparing MK’s CV for work in the media (Post Hear’Say) alongside KH’s would probably tell you from a glance that she has had considerably more success or to put it another way, she’s simply better at it.
Presenting bad tv programmes well – see Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway or Davina on Big Brother – Isn’t an easy task. Presenting good tv badly – Bill Oddie on Springwatch – however is a peice of piss.
Everyone is having a complete jizz fest over Konnie because she is cute and has a degree from Cambridge but its has so far been completely overlooked that MK went to the Royal Academy of Music. Doesn’t exactly make her a run of the mill media studies graduate with a well connected family and a pretty face does it.
I am a complete fanboy.
When has anyone (other than me in the actual post) said a damn thing about Konnie’s education? This is purely about T&A and the fact that through her eyes the depths of hell does not stare.
Oh I get it.
You fancy her even more than I do, don’t you Kelvin.
You do,.. go on, …yeah, I knew it. You are SO in love with Myleene.
I’ve met her. And I wouldn’t touch her with a stolen willy.
More to the point, since when was Pakistan in the Middle East? Did somebody press the wrong button on the nuke silo and blast it out of central Asia?
what is more disturbing is that for several years I lived within 100 meters of Miss Klass and never did anything.
The biggest regret of my life. well nearly.
I admit I came to this a little late – I’ve been reading through the site since I discovered it recently and it is truly magnificent. There have been many LOLz.
So I really don’t want my first comment to be a) incredibly behind-the-times and b) a little less than 100% positive, but…
Kelvin made a reference to the abyss into which Nietzsche cautioned us against staring. There is a reciprocal arrangement there and I wonder if anyone noticed that very effect at work in this thread? The spirit of Have Your Say was truly present in some of these posts, I fear. You do good work here, ladies and gentlemen, but tread cautiously: the edge of the abyss may be closer than you think.
WoooEEEooooEEEoooo (spooky soundtrack).
Konnie huq?
I thought he opened the batting for bangladesh?