So I really don’t want my first comment to be a) incredibly behind-the-times and b) a little less than 100% positive, but…

Kelvin made a reference to the abyss into which Nietzsche cautioned us against staring. There is a reciprocal arrangement there and I wonder if anyone noticed that very effect at work in this thread? The spirit of Have Your Say was truly present in some of these posts, I fear. You do good work here, ladies and gentlemen, but tread cautiously: the edge of the abyss may be closer than you think.

WoooEEEooooEEEoooo (spooky soundtrack).

The biggest regret of my life. well nearly.

You fancy her even more than I do, don’t you Kelvin.

You do,.. go on, …yeah, I knew it. You are SO in love with Myleene.

When you make your living in TV though:

Work>No work.

Judging telly personalities on what they appear on is a pretty poor indicator. Its clear doing the jungle for MK was simply a means to an end – i.e increasing her popularity and in the process, her fees. MK won’t get the next presenting job on Newsnight but that doesn’t mean she is completely without intelligence.

The key thing is whether they are actually any good at doing the presenting schtick and although not the absolute best, MK does a pretty good job. Certainly better than many other presenters both male and female who probably earn considerably more for doing the same thing.

Comparing MK’s CV for work in the media (Post Hear’Say) alongside KH’s would probably tell you from a glance that she has had considerably more success or to put it another way, she’s simply better at it.

Presenting bad tv programmes well – see Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway or Davina on Big Brother – Isn’t an easy task. Presenting good tv badly – Bill Oddie on Springwatch – however is a peice of piss.

Everyone is having a complete jizz fest over Konnie because she is cute and has a degree from Cambridge but its has so far been completely overlooked that MK went to the Royal Academy of Music. Doesn’t exactly make her a run of the mill media studies graduate with a well connected family and a pretty face does it.

I am a complete fanboy.

Except that now there are 70 comments. In order to point out the joke, I ruined the joke.

The most worrying part of the whole tale is that Myleene would (or might) be hanging out with either Derek or Derren.

Exactly my point. She presented “Derek Acorah’s Ghost Towns”. Woo, spooky.

Science>deluding yourself and the poor saps who believe the shit they see on LivingTV.

Also, intelligence>prancing about in a bikini in the jungle.