Comments on: Not Patronising

By: phil

phil — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:46:14 +0000

“We do have some rather cheap and cheerful chardonnay you could have though. It normally goes in the cooking but its perfectly fine to drink if you chill it enough.”

aye but nah then ollie lad, whs tha use t’chill thar wine? dust tha liv it int’ ginnel overnight?

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:58:56 +0000

Dai from Teesside really should know how to spell Middlesbrough. Even the Guardian gets it right (most of the time) these days.

By: Charles Exford, Oxton

Charles Exford, Oxton — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:53:29 +0000

If fifty thousand Scousers were forcibly moved from Liverpool to Slough, it would improve the quality of life in both places immensely.

I waded through the sixty-odd pages of the coyote-crack-produced report, and it is obvious that the author has not been on a SE commuter train, the tube or the M1 on a Friday night. FACT1.

Also the rancid armadillo cockpit seems to think Swindon is a nice place, thereby proving he’s never been there.

By: John

John — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:23:49 +0000

alt-f4, ye, I bet they woulden’t dare!

By: Mim

Mim — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:04:00 +0000

My least favourite thing about The South was the number of conversations wherein people told me that I “don’t sound Northern”. In annoyed tones as though I were somehow a fiendish deceitful whore for not being exactly as their tiny brains expected.

Oh, and the tap water’s crap.

By: DonkeyPox

DonkeyPox — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:17:45 +0000

They are hoping that everyone moving to the SE will push their house prices back up.

By: put together wrong

put together wrong — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:55:30 +0000

Um, maybe I’m being a bit thick, but won’t “the North” become empty if we all move south? Oh, and this island we reside on may tip over, spilling us all into the sea! Aaargh – am scared now, my swimming isn’t really up to scratch.

Relax – I’m simple.

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:39:11 +0000

Fuck!!!

I forgot to add that the post above will NEVER get posted.

Fucking pc-censorship gone mad.

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:38:21 +0000

“Let me know how you get on with trying to ignore it though.”

This is TYPICAL syb bias!!! These ‘nelson’s’” efforts to placate the armed PC brigades and stop their 500 Error cyber-attacks he’ll actually ask us to tell him how we get on with ignoring something without even telling us what it is we’re supposed to ignore. Then he gives us a blank text box with a “Submit Comment” button that I suppose we’re not supposed to press!!! You couldn’t make it up.

What next? Gordon Clown will introduce a Submit Button Tax and redirect the momey to helping immigrants fill in their eighty grand a year social security claims. You couldn’t make that up either.

Believe me people, this is not the ‘end of’. End of.

By: Oxon Ethics Paper One. Question One

Oxon Ethics Paper One. Question One — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:06:12 +0000

Hull.

Why?