Delusions of Grandeur and Racists14 Aug 2008 11:45 am
By Nelson

Thanks to Sean. “How do you prepare for your greatest challenge?”

My greatest challenge was to see the BNP win a seat in the London elections.
Next step Westminster, then the world.
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)

I’m not sure that sitting through someone else winning an election counts as a “challenge”. Unless you were really desperate for a poo or something.

I fight for a free England.

English taxes for England.
English law for England
Home rule for England

Rise England Rise, England (not UK)

Wanking to Elgar again?

55 Responses to “UK (not UK)”

  1. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:13 pm Next stop the world

    Er..are they then going to send the world back where it came from?

  2. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:20 pm DannyBoyB

    All these other people, living on our planet! We should ship them all to, erm… the moon and then bomb them. If we don’t see to it now, they’ll all be wanting human rights. You coun’t make it up!!1!1!

    btw – what would they change the name to if they took over the world?

  3. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:21 pm Kelvin

    You must remember that in John Adair’s mind, “the world” ends at Bristol in one direction and Harwich in the other. “The world I, John Adair, have seen with my own eyes” is three miles in diameter and centred on the bookies’.

  4. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:26 pm john Adair

    The BNP will win a lnd slyde victory at the neXt election. A protest vote against Gordon Clown and ZaNuliarbore.

    Then on to world Domination.

    FACT!!!!

    PS Where was that bookies? In the high street?

  5. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:28 pm Dalek13

    I can imagine this poor maggot’s minge stammering his way through some half rememberd version of that Braveheart speech before exposing his buttocks to passing tourists from the top of Dunstable Downs.

  6. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:30 pm alt-f4

    My greatest challenge was to see the BNP win a seat in the London elections. I watched it on the telly and managed to stay awake for the whole six hours despite drinking me age in watered-down piss masquerading as beer!!! FACT.

    Next step Westminster, Am morgen dem ganz welt!!! England, England über alles. Zwei mal Weltkrieg und ein Weltmeister (FUSSBALL).

    Relax, I’m English.

  7. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:30 pm Planet Claire

    I’ve always though this was a nice name for a planet. I imagine the BNP would rather name it after a true british hero like…er…who do they like?Hitler?

  8. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:32 pm Mr Cat

    England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)

    Absolutely beautiful. You could have just posted that and it would have said everything we need to know.

  9. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:32 pm Informer (like Snow)

    I really hope that Johnny Adair (nice name) believes that eventually the BNP will rule the world. And I hope he holds his breath for it.

  10. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:46 pm Herr Pye

    How the bumming heck can someone support the BNP but not support the idea of Britain?

    I think he’s got some explaining to do when his fascist paymasters catch up with him in the Virgin Islands (UK)..

  11. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:51 pm alt-f4

    “How the bumming heck can someone support the BNP but not support the idea of Britain?”

    The ENP sounds too much like a power utility company I guess.

  12. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:54 pm AndyS

    in the minds of these mendacious otter’s fanjitas england is britain isn’t it? apart from when it doesn’t suit their arguments.

    having the bnp take over the world would necessitate some sort of namechange though surely. i’d suggest New World Order, but it’s a bit too zionist for our wannabe aryan overlords

  13. on 14 Aug 2008 at 12:58 pm Joe C

    John Adair gets angry every time he goes to the corner shop because, he says, “it’s run by Pakkies from India”.

    He has no choice of shops however, as his mum won’t let him go further than the end of the street on his own.

    John Adair is 48.

  14. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:07 pm dai

    English taxes for England.
    English law for England
    Home rule for England

    So you are fighting for an extra layer of government, paid for by a specific tax and able to make laws that restrict even more of your liberties.

    That’s going to be a blazing success on HYS, isn’t it?

    Twat.

  15. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:16 pm SpawnSlayer Of The Northern Wastes

    “I fight for a free England.
    English taxes for England.
    English law for England
    Home rule for England
    Rise England Rise, England (not UK)”

    You know there’s a kind of social stereotype, “The Internet Loon”, yeah? You know… The conspriracy-theory addict who sometimes confuses the plot of Episode 74 of Series 3 of Babylon Five with the CIA. The sort of person who goes to conventions wearing a costume (when they manage to remember where their front door is). The sort of middle-aged person who spends half his life as Hawk-Harbinger-Death-Mask in some Warcraft haze while his retired mum brings him his meals to the computer.

    *ahem* well I’d like to draw the jury’s attention to Exhibit A: Rise-England-Rise, a perfect profile fit.

  16. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:35 pm Rich (MMath)(Oxon)(England)(UK)(Not UK)(Not Europe)(put the "great" back into great britain)

    To be fair, “How do you prepare for your greatest challenge?” is an incredibly shit HYS topic.

    I don’t see how or why anyone could possibly come up with anything interesting or intentionally funny to say on it.

  17. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:49 pm The Inside Information

    On HYS t’other day like, Mr. John Adair was described as a Hull based gentleman who enjoys getting together with his peedo terrorist BNP mates. Sometimes the reactively moderated HYS throws up some real gems.

    I was wonder if the writer of the statement had some inside information. I don’t wonder enough to investigate the claim. MacIntyre can do that, or Blue Peter.

  18. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:52 pm AndyS

    “To be fair, “How do you prepare for your greatest challenge?” is an incredibly shit HYS topic.”

    much like ‘what’s your favourite joke’

    maybe the BBC have given up, know that HYSers will post their spittle-flecked invective on anything and now they’re all ‘what’s the least fury-invoking question we can ask that still comes back with crap about Gordon Clown and ZanuLAbORE and it all being those foreigns fault’

    i’d like to think so. tomorrow could be ‘what’s the fluffiest animal in the world’

  19. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:54 pm lisa simpson

    home rule???

    since when’s england been an occupied territory?

  20. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:57 pm Last Place is First Loser

    Greatest Challenge

    My proudest moment is the day I got my Private Pilot’s Licence. I wasn’t in any way nervous during the flying examination though, as I knew that I wouldn’t even be there unless I was thoroughly prepared in the first place.

    There’s an old saying along those lines that holds true for pretty much anything:

    Train hard, win easy.”
    Topsy The Delusional Turvy

    What an irritating, stupid, unbelievable self-blind, beaver’s beaver

  21. on 14 Aug 2008 at 1:58 pm The Inside Information

    The fluffiest animal on the earth is Margaret Thatcher, that woman is amazing and cuter than that thing in Gremlins. FACT, YEAH!!!!!!

    Gordon Clown is JAbba the Barbar the elephanthut and Tony Bliar looks like that thing in Lord of the Rings – that one that like eatses the fishes. OPEN YOUR EYES.

  22. on 14 Aug 2008 at 2:04 pm AndyS

    Red squireels are the best animal FACT but they have been pushed to extinction by foreign squirells coming over here and eating their nuts. You couldn’t make it up!

  23. on 14 Aug 2008 at 2:11 pm Samwel

    ‘what’s the fluffiest animal in the world’

    Ooh ooh, I know, I know, ask me! Is it, “NuLiarBore’s immigration policy?” Or maybe, “Gordon Clown’s brain, har har har.”

  24. on 14 Aug 2008 at 2:13 pm DannyBoyB

    @AndyS – Yeah! Send the bastard greys back where they come from. No doubt some middle eastern country – like Pakistan!!1!

    Relax, I’m a squirrel’s snatch.

  25. on 14 Aug 2008 at 2:45 pm Oliver

    “home rule???

    since when’s england been an occupied territory?”

    @ Lisa – You’re not thinking like them at all are you?

    Dontchaknow, we are occupied by all them forruners and controlled by a crypto marxist regime based in Brussels.

    Good lord, you have alot to learn.

    THAT’S why we need Home Rule…obviously.

  26. on 14 Aug 2008 at 2:51 pm dai

    ‘what’s the fluffiest animal in the world’

    Doesnt matter. za-NU LIAR-BORE will TAX IT TO DEATH.

    FACT!

    I bet they wont publish this.

  27. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:02 pm Mr O

    It’s definitly NOT the bastarding workshy welfare grabbing imigrunt terurist peedo badgers. They are FAR from CUTE and must be stopped.

    When will people open their eyes to this MADNESS?!?!!!111

    tel me

    i DARE you to publish this

  28. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:05 pm Rich(MMath)(Oxon)(UK)

    Black people are my favourite animals.

  29. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:09 pm Rhinestone Choirboy

    I bet Johnny Adair hates terrorists. With no sense of irony.

    The cuntwitted cunty cuntfaced cuntflap.

  30. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:14 pm alt-f4

    “From today I will be concentrating on getting fit to fight in the upcoming war between NATO and Russia due to the Russians unwarranted invasion of a friendly territory.

    Karl Flavell, Loughborough, United Kingdom”

    Since any putative war between NATO and Russia would involve little more than pressing the nu-CU-lar fire buttons, and Corporal Clot here clearly has fingers slender enough to type his ignorant drivel into the Internet, one wonders what kind of fitness he’s on about. Maybe he intends to do the same kind of fighting as his innocent Georgian friends: shooting civilians and then throwing down his gun and running like fuck the moment real soldiers turn up.

  31. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:30 pm devolute

    Didn’t someone already try the whole “lets put a facist in power, then take on the world” thing already?

    That turn out okay? I can’t remember.

  32. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:32 pm No i don't know how to do the grey box quotes

    Johnny Adair does hate forrun terrorists…coming over here putting our decent english not british bnp nailbombing peedos (which is what they all are) out of work.
    You couldn’t end it fact etc

  33. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:56 pm jpr

    Couldn’t some of the northerners move to the West Country instead, and help improve the breeding population. I mean, even six people from Bradford would double the amount of genetic material available in, say Cornwall.

  34. on 14 Aug 2008 at 3:57 pm jpr

    That tab thing again. Bollocks. Add my post above to the thread above this one. It’ll be more at home there.

  35. on 14 Aug 2008 at 4:04 pm Nelson

    I dunno.. I like the randomness of it.

  36. on 14 Aug 2008 at 4:16 pm AndyS

    leave cornwall alone or i’ll get the CNLA to firebomb you

  37. on 14 Aug 2008 at 4:53 pm An American Magician

    JPR, is it above the below, or below. I ask pedantically whhilst looking like I have consumed new but unknown drugs.

    ATB David B.

  38. on 14 Aug 2008 at 5:08 pm Kelvin

    leave cornwall alone or i’ll get the CNLA to firebomb you

    They’ve got fire now have they? It’ll be the wheel next…

  39. on 14 Aug 2008 at 8:16 pm HYS

    Have Your Say

    “what’s the fluffiest minge in the world”

    Does your wife and/or sweetheart have a fluffy flange? Does she shave it? How is she with the old Kagel’s? Are Asian women hairer than whites? Are hot-babe superpowers Japan and Russia preparing to flood the West to scorchingly hot, up-for-it, non-pc pussy? Help us make the news, [click here] to post pictures of your bird’s bits.

  40. on 14 Aug 2008 at 11:17 pm Dave

    Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.

  41. on 14 Aug 2008 at 11:49 pm Far-Q

    It chilled me to the bone too, as this has increased the likelihood of the dear mr/mrs/ms Turvy having a horrific crash and fireball type accident

  42. on 15 Aug 2008 at 3:23 am The Gnome Secretary

    Didn’t someone already try the whole “lets put a facist in power, then take on the world” thing already?

    That turn out okay? I can’t remember.

    That was someone’s plan. They would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky kids.

    Wanking to Elgar again?

    Gold.

  43. on 15 Aug 2008 at 3:29 am The Gnome Secretary

    Sorry for the double post, but I found a picture of Topsy’s new aeroplane.

    Cheap shot, I know.

  44. on 15 Aug 2008 at 3:52 am The Gnome Secretary

    Before planes our friend Tipsy Turdy flew this across the Atlantic, all the way from Nazi Stoke-on-Trent!

    Whahey, I’m so fucking clever and subversive this evening! ~

  45. on 15 Aug 2008 at 5:04 am Onan The Barbarian

    What’s wrong with wanking to Elgar? Next thing you know Nu-LiaR-BoRe will be telling me I can only chimp off to Bollywood soundtracks and they’ll probably tax me for the priviledge.

    You couldn’t muck it up – FUCT!

  46. on 15 Aug 2008 at 9:56 am Mr Cat

    What’s wrong with wanking to Elgar? Next thing you know Nu-LiaR-BoRe will be telling me I can only chimp off to Bollywood soundtracks and they’ll probably tax me for the priviledge.

    Brilliant… just brilliant!

  47. on 15 Aug 2008 at 10:37 am Bob

    Topsy Tur(d)vy
    (Pl)opsy Tur(d)y

    Top(bottom)sy Turdling vy
    (Pl)op sty Turd (liar) vy

    C (o) mmie Verve less vy
    (Not the) Top-sy Turdy

    una plod ded Turvy
    Have(your gay) Verve(liar)less.vy

    Top (not the top) sy more-munitions I’matwat (vy)
    Plop-sty Tur(ban) Paedo-Badger-lov (er) y

    P (ilot license) lop sy Turv(cunt)y
    Topsy(FACT)-lessly Having (your gay) unaplodded Tur(d)flee [from the truth]

  48. on 15 Aug 2008 at 2:28 pm Philbert

    Best music to wank off to is Strauss’s Also Sprach Zarathustra, or possibly Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries.

    FACT.

  49. on 15 Aug 2008 at 2:44 pm bigruss

    interesting… i always like to replay in my head ‘the heat is on’ from beverly hills cop when i’m taking a dump.

  50. on 15 Aug 2008 at 2:46 pm Oliver

    “…Ride of the Valkyries.”

    Good, but you run the risk of ripping the banjo string.

  51. on 15 Aug 2008 at 10:57 pm burnel

    Brilliant Bob……….Didn’t the turvy say he was off to liverpool this weekend with his (imaginary) friends? I suggested a charabang with his 62 alter-egos and 25 caravans in Birkenhead?

  52. on 16 Aug 2008 at 8:20 pm Bob

    Sire! Me thinks thy art been ironically applodded?

  53. on 18 Aug 2008 at 8:21 am skunkpussy

    Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.

    Yeah, is there nothing you can’t get on Ebay these days?

  54. on 18 Aug 2008 at 8:21 am skunkpussy

    Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.

    Yeah, is there nothing you can’t get on Ebay these days?

  55. on 18 Aug 2008 at 8:26 am skunkpussy

    PISSFLAPS! A half witticism double posted.