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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
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		<title>By: skunkpussy</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-2/#comment-84557</link>
		<dc:creator>skunkpussy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PISSFLAPS! A half witticism double posted.</description>
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		<title>By: skunkpussy</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-2/#comment-84556</link>
		<dc:creator>skunkpussy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yeah, is there &lt;em&gt;nothing&lt;/em&gt; you can&#039;t get on Ebay these days?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, is there <em>nothing</em> you can&#8217;t get on Ebay these days?</p>
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		<title>By: skunkpussy</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-2/#comment-84555</link>
		<dc:creator>skunkpussy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Yeah, is there nothing you can&#039;t get on Ebay these days?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Did anyone else see Topsy Turvy’s comment about how getting his pilot’s licence was his greatest achievement? It chilled me to the bone.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, is there nothing you can&#8217;t get on Ebay these days?</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-2/#comment-84308</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sire! Me thinks thy art been ironically applodded?</description>
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		<title>By: burnel</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-2/#comment-84173</link>
		<dc:creator>burnel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brilliant Bob..........Didn&#039;t the turvy say he was off to liverpool this weekend with his (imaginary) friends? I suggested a charabang with his 62 alter-egos and 25 caravans in Birkenhead?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant Bob&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Didn&#8217;t the turvy say he was off to liverpool this weekend with his (imaginary) friends? I suggested a charabang with his 62 alter-egos and 25 caravans in Birkenhead?</p>
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		<title>By: Oliver</title>
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		<dc:creator>Oliver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...Ride of the Valkyries.&quot;

Good, but you run the risk of ripping the banjo string.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;Ride of the Valkyries.&#8221;</p>
<p>Good, but you run the risk of ripping the banjo string.</p>
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		<title>By: bigruss</title>
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		<dc:creator>bigruss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>interesting... i always like to replay in my head &#039;the heat is on&#039; from beverly hills cop when i&#039;m taking a dump.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>interesting&#8230; i always like to replay in my head &#8216;the heat is on&#8217; from beverly hills cop when i&#8217;m taking a dump.</p>
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		<title>By: Philbert</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-1/#comment-84089</link>
		<dc:creator>Philbert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best music to wank off to is Strauss&#039;s Also Sprach Zarathustra, or possibly Wagner&#039;s Ride of the Valkyries.

FACT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best music to wank off to is Strauss&#8217;s Also Sprach Zarathustra, or possibly Wagner&#8217;s Ride of the Valkyries.</p>
<p>FACT.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Topsy Tur(d)vy
(Pl)opsy Tur(d)y

Top(bottom)sy Turdling vy
(Pl)op sty Turd (liar) vy

C (o) mmie Verve less  vy
(Not the) Top-sy Turdy

una plod ded Turvy 
Have(your gay) Verve(liar)less.vy

Top (not the top) sy more-munitions I&#039;matwat (vy)
Plop-sty Tur(ban) Paedo-Badger-lov (er) y

P (ilot license) lop sy Turv(cunt)y
Topsy(FACT)-lessly Having (your gay) unaplodded Tur(d)flee [from the truth]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Topsy Tur(d)vy<br />
(Pl)opsy Tur(d)y</p>
<p>Top(bottom)sy Turdling vy<br />
(Pl)op sty Turd (liar) vy</p>
<p>C (o) mmie Verve less  vy<br />
(Not the) Top-sy Turdy</p>
<p>una plod ded Turvy<br />
Have(your gay) Verve(liar)less.vy</p>
<p>Top (not the top) sy more-munitions I&#8217;matwat (vy)<br />
Plop-sty Tur(ban) Paedo-Badger-lov (er) y</p>
<p>P (ilot license) lop sy Turv(cunt)y<br />
Topsy(FACT)-lessly Having (your gay) unaplodded Tur(d)flee [from the truth]</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Cat</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/14/uk-not-uk/comment-page-1/#comment-84029</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;What’s wrong with wanking to Elgar? Next thing you know Nu-LiaR-BoRe will be telling me I can only chimp off to Bollywood soundtracks and they’ll probably tax me for the priviledge.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Brilliant... just brilliant!</description>
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<p>Brilliant&#8230; just brilliant!</p>
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