Armchair Generals and Plain Weird19 Aug 2008 01:54 pm
By Alex
Cyril Bradley seems confused about what he thinks about Ehud Olmert. I wonder what our Israeli readers think of his inference that their former leader is not a total muthafucking badass.
Although he has not been found guilty of anything yet I think for for the good of the country he did the right thing, for me he was too wishy washy, Israel at times needs a leader who can put the hammer down.
Cyril Bradley, Detroit USA
32 Responses to “PM Hammer”
Hammer Time!
Is it just me, or is the site acting very strangely? I think maybe Nelson has broken the internet. And then fucked off to live the high life in Wales.
yeah bombing small children and repressing an entire nation is way too wishy washy. he should have nuked the gaza strip. that’d have shown them
while wearing massive sparkly trousers and doing a funky dance
Peter Sutcliffe for Israeli PM
He did the right thing but he was too wishy washy? Is that like saying he tried to ethnicly cleanse an area of land the size of Wales with the wrong soap?
Actually, thats a good point, maybe he can come over here and sort Wales out once and for all, using a bit more hammer.
It’s all the bloody guardian readers, flocking here since that column in the guide.
We’ll have articles on how homeopathy saved someone’s marriage on here by the end of the week.
Sometimes (but not often) a hammer just isn’t the right tool for the job.
If someone had bought Ehud a pair of pliers or an electric screwdriver, they could have sorted the problem out ages ago.
Like my dad always says, “A bad workman always blames his tools”.
Why is it, that these cunts can only use commas to separate one bit of their useless bumdrivel from another, I wish someone would batter the concept of colons and full-stops into their tiny skulls with a hammer, their streams of semi-consciousness get right on my fucking tits, I hope Cyril Bradley gets bad AIDS off a Palestinian immergant.
I thought that Ehud was way too inclusive in his dialogue with the Palestinians. We should go back to the good old days when England (not UK) ran that part of the world. We would of nocked there heads togethe’r by shooting thousands from each side.
Come back Edmund Allenby.
You just know someone called Cyril is a hard cunt. But isn’t selecting an Israeli PM on willingness to knack the fuck out of the Palestinians a bit like selecting a US President on willingness to say God Bless America at the end of speeches?
Typical sandal-wearing, yoghurt-bearded Guardianista. Where’s the hammer in that equation? Eh? EH!?!!
“Sometimes (but not often) a hammer just isn’t the right tool for the job.”
You Lie!
Grammer aside, is the bad spelling I can’t fucking stand.
Doesn’t sound like something the tofu-saving Blarxist Guardianistas would be in favour of. Now someone’s homosexualist Civil Partnership on the other hand…
It’s the not being able to tell if someone’s being ironic that I can’t fucking stand.
Mr Delaney might have got away with that comment looking a bit ironic if he hadn’t highighted…highlit…put the word in bold, which made him look a tad foolish.
Oh noes! Apologies to my fellow irony circle-jerkers for forgetting the quotation marks.
Its the irony I can’t stand.
Everytime I cum nothing but gas comes out.
Ehud! Omelettetime!
Carry on.
Israel at times needs a leader who can put the hammer down. On the terrorist’s fingers. Before they can set the bomb off next time!!! It needs a leader that isn’t afraid to put suspected terrorists on the board and water them. I know it sounds it cruel, but sometimes putting lit cigerettes into other peoples earholes is the only way. Gouging out eyeballs and ripping testicles out with tongs might be brutal but then life often is. But what if your seven-year-old sister had been raped by a peadophile sucide-bomber then knifecrimed to bits and the pieces nailed to a box?
Relax, I’m one of the good guys.
Cyril Bradley, Detroit USA
(White, not Caucasian)
No time for omlettes, those darn chickens won’t lay. It’s mammas chicken soup for them.
not hamas chicken?
Put the hammer down … and pick up WHAT????!??? What was he making with that hammer anyway? A fucking IKEA assault helicopter?
“Ehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud! Ehud! Put that hammer down and come and have your tea! Honestly, it’s not normal for a boy, spending so much time in the toolshed.”
Aww. Ehud’s misunderstood. All he really wants is a big warm cuddle.
So Cyril thinks the Israeli leader needs to be better at handling hammers…
I just love this sparkly trousers idea. If so-called world leaders were obliged BY LAW to wear sequined battle shorts, then… well, OK, nothing much would change, but at least it would be a bit funnier.
Dooo-do-de-do, deedoo deedoo, you can’t touch this (disputed territory)
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out Pedos
I’d hammer out Knifecrime
I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this disputed territory
Hammer time.
OK, the Israelis seem to have some kind of beef with the palestinians - but putting down the Hammer, and presumably his whole crew as well is just too much.
You couldn’t make it up, I just thank the mighty lord on high that Cyril Bradley isn’t running for president.