Comments on: PM Hammer

By: bigruss

bigruss — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:37:09 +0000

OK, the Israelis seem to have some kind of beef with the palestinians – but putting down the Hammer, and presumably his whole crew as well is just too much.

You couldn’t make it up, I just thank the mighty lord on high that Cyril Bradley isn’t running for president.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:11:32 +0000

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land
I’d hammer out Pedos
I’d hammer out Knifecrime
I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this disputed territory

Hammer time.

By: Neil

Neil — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:20:33 +0000

Dooo-do-de-do, deedoo deedoo, you can’t touch this (disputed territory)

By: misterfricative

misterfricative — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:15:51 +0000

while wearing massive sparkly trousers and doing a funky dance

I just love this sparkly trousers idea. If so-called world leaders were obliged BY LAW to wear sequined battle shorts, then… well, OK, nothing much would change, but at least it would be a bit funnier.

By: Rhinestone Choirboy

Rhinestone Choirboy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:58:01 +0000

So Cyril thinks the Israeli leader needs to be better at handling hammers…

By: Lolly

Lolly — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:38:27 +0000

Aww. Ehud’s misunderstood. All he really wants is a big warm cuddle.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:31:52 +0000

“Ehuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud! Ehud! Put that hammer down and come and have your tea! Honestly, it’s not normal for a boy, spending so much time in the toolshed.”

By: arsebanana

arsebanana — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:23:58 +0000

Put the hammer down … and pick up WHAT????!??? What was he making with that hammer anyway? A fucking IKEA assault helicopter?

By: biscuit bill

biscuit bill — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:23:07 +0000

not hamas chicken?

By: put together wrong

put together wrong — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:41:58 +0000

No time for omlettes, those darn chickens won’t lay. It’s mammas chicken soup for them.