Credulous Nincompoops and Curtain Twitchers20 Aug 2008 01:00 pm
By Kelvin

Do you wish it was still the 1950s? Is nostalgia preferable to living in the real world? Do you find it troublesome to judge people on their merits rather than their gender? Does your worldview consist of nothing but truisms and fear? Is a mother’s place at home?

Mothers are far better at dealing with housework & crying babies & screaming kids…& all at the same time as well.

Fathers, & males in general, are IMO more likely to crack under the pressure and/or more likely abuse babies & children left in their care in one way or another…and that includes verbal abuse & also sex abuse.

Generally speaking, nowadays I wouldn’t trust men to discipline small young child unchecked, while considering that many men are now on or dealing in drugs.

magicalways54, Romford

Credit for the spot goes to Naich, who “being a man, [is] probably ripped to the tits on that crack heroin.” So am I, Naich, but only when my fucking shitbag kids shut up about being raped long enough for me to smoke up the syringe.

45 Responses to “Romford: A pleasant place to live”

  1. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:05 pm DannyBoyB

    Jesus… Fucking… Christ…

    What a cunt.

  2. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:08 pm burnel

    I think magicalways 54 needs to cut down on the crystal meth…..Romford is a den of vice and inequity FACT!!!1!1!

  3. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:15 pm Dingleberry Bush

    “Generally speaking, nowadays I wouldn’t trust men to discipline small young child unchecked, while considering that many men are now on or dealing in drugs.”
    magicalways54, Romford

    All men are potential rapists. Well documented scientific Fact! So it is SCIENTIFICALLY LOGICAL that all men are potential child rapists. I don’t trust myself with my five-year-old. Because I love her so much I never let myself be in the same room as her. It’s the only way to be sure I don’t leap on her and ravage her. In a few months time, I’m having my genetalia laser-removed (in a cosmetic-surgery in Budapest because the lack-a-daisical NHS doesn’t seem interested in the danger of Men to children.) after that I’ll allow myself to wave through the window to her, but no more than that.

  4. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:15 pm bigruss

    what… a …. cock.

    i’m just speechless really…

  5. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:18 pm Neko

    A good reason to make Sarah Brown PM. Mothers are far better at stressful jobs like bringing up kids or running the country. Fathers are more likely to crack under the pressure and become paedo junkies. Are we really willing to run that risk?

  6. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:21 pm AndyS

    my advice here is to move out of romford.

    i had a brilliant HYSesque idea yesterday for dealing with the paedononces. Radio 5 phone-ins always bring them out. What we want to do is kidnap all the illegal immigrunts kids and put them in a big house. then when paedos feel the urge they can make an appointment to visit the big house. our white god fearing childrens are saved from sexnonces and no-one cares about the illegals and their kids. in fact it might make them think twice about coming over here. you couldn’t make it up! Tell Me.

  7. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:26 pm speechless with laughter

    why not remove the risk all together and take all babies away at birth and send them to live in a home run by robots on lundy island, far away from crack-dealing paedo rapsist and their knife-crimed wives and girlfriends? It’s obvious that no-one can be trusted and we are all going to hell in a hand cart…with needles hanging out of our arms and childrens knickers on our heads…

    it’s only a matter of time before one of the HYS brigade beseech us all to save humanity by killing ourselevs…

  8. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:32 pm Jae

    Wow. Just wow. This is in the running for most stupid HYS of the year.

  9. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:35 pm Pringle Popping Peado

    Thread: What is the best way to treat back pain?

    “Back pain is attributable to a vast array or root causes. What works in some cases won’t work in others. Similarly, what works for some people will be useless for others - we’re all different.

    ALL possible treatments should be available on the NHS to anybody who has paid their fair share into the system. Funding for this can be sourced by cutting any and all treatment for those not entitled to it.”

    Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom

    I know it’s off topic but I think it’s important that Dr. Topsy’s summation on orthopedics gets as wide an audience as possible.

    A summation of his vastly-informed summation - “werl, we’s all different, like.” But then, just in case that sounds a bit gayish and multi-cultural, he tells foreigners to fuck off.

    Love that guy.

  10. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:37 pm Fliddler

    What works in some cases won’t work in others. Similarly, what works for some people will be useless for others.

    He’s certainly nailed two of the essential drivers from lumbar distress there. I’m impressed.

  11. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:40 pm Mooska

    Brilliant. I’m going to print out this killer FACT argument and wave it at my partner whenever he disagrees with me. It’ll be END OF every time!

  12. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:47 pm alt-f4

    I’m not being sexist but all men are on illegal drugs. Women never do drugs, and they have vaginas, which men don’t. Given the above FACTS, we can see that there is a clear and unambiguous link between testicles, drug-dealing and knifecrime. The previous poster has obviously been got at by the psychopathic PC-brigade but I’m not afraid to tell the truth.

    Category A people never break the law and are all women.

    Category B are men; dolecheats, drugscum, and knifecarriers to a man.

    I won’t bother sending this because I know it will never get published as all websites are run by vagina-hating men. FACT.

  13. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:48 pm Far-Q

    I can’t help but feel as though I’m missing out on all the drugs and raping and beatings these men seem to be getting away with, not to mention the cheap money that comes from selling crack to children before abusing them.

    Someone should tell the police. I would BUT I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! YOU HEAR ME ROMFORD? YOU HEAR ME?!? I CAN’T TAKE IT……

  14. on 20 Aug 2008 at 1:59 pm Chris

    magicalalways54 may not trust men with her children, but I sure as hell don’t trust her with my kids.

    “Hi kids, I’m magicalalways54.”

    “Why aren’t you wearing any clothes?”

    “Because I’m a paaaanda.”

    “You don’t look like a panda. There’s blood on your face.”

    “I tried to smell a knife.”

    -Magicalalways54, stay away from my kids.

  15. on 20 Aug 2008 at 2:16 pm Ogsy

    IF EVERY1 WAS DEALING DRUGS THERE WOULD BE NO 1 TO SELL DRUGS TO!! FACT!!1

  16. on 20 Aug 2008 at 2:24 pm davesNotHere

    “smell a knife” - love it

  17. on 20 Aug 2008 at 2:27 pm alt-f4

    “IF EVERY1 WAS DEALING DRUGS THERE WOULD BE NO 1 TO SELL DRUGS TO!! FACT!!”

    Are you a communist? If there’s no-one to buy drugs we can just trade them amongst ourselves and drive the prices up until the bubble bursts and the market collapses. Then we have a recession for a few years which we can ride out by getting high on our own supply. Sooner or later prices will recover and we can all start trading again, throw a big party, get drunk, and go home and cuff the wife ’round the earhole if she gives us any of her PC man-hating lip.

  18. on 20 Aug 2008 at 2:47 pm Druggy McPeadoman, Romford

    Dammit, they’re onto me.

  19. on 20 Aug 2008 at 3:05 pm AC, Peebles

    I’d like to comment but I’m fucked off my face, what with being male.

  20. on 20 Aug 2008 at 3:19 pm Simon

    I’d like to comment but I’ve fucked my kid’s face off and need to clean up, what with being male.

  21. on 20 Aug 2008 at 3:51 pm Jimmyhappens

    I assume Gary Glitter’s making a beeline for Romford on his return to the UK.

  22. on 20 Aug 2008 at 3:54 pm 773 (metric)

    Mothers are far better at dealing with … crying babies & screaming kids

    Well, depends what you mean by ‘better’, and also depends what you mean by ‘dealing with’. I successfully dealt with a screaming kid yesterday on the train by stabbing it in the neck with a meat cleaver and then throwing its floppy, useless body out the window. Hey presto, no more screaming. You wouldn’t get a woman doing that, they’d just make irritating little ’shush!’ noises, or worse still, try and the use the powers of reason.

    Relax, I made it up.

  23. on 20 Aug 2008 at 3:57 pm spanner

    Fathers, & males in general, are IMO more likely to crack under the pressure and/or more likely abuse babies & children left in their care in one way or another…and that includes verbal abuse & also sex abuse.
    magicalways54, Romford

    I’d like to give magicalmushroomways54 some verbal abuse, but as she’s admitted to being an Essex girl it would have no effect. Same for sexual abuse; the only reason her fanny doesn’t prolapse is that the vacuum in her head keeps it in. And who would want to sexually abuse someone from Romford? Unless they had two bags and some industrial-strength condoms to hand.

    I would hate to find out that HYS was genuinely representative of the British public. It would be too depressing to handle. Please tell me that all the comments come from specially recruited retards locked in the basement of Broadcasting House.

  24. on 20 Aug 2008 at 4:06 pm arsebanana

    many men are now on or dealing in drugs

    Based on a sample of men who have fucked magicalways54 in the carpark of her local. If for “many” you read “all”.

  25. on 20 Aug 2008 at 4:17 pm Fish

    I grew up in Romford, 1973-1988. Even though I escaped it first opportunity I got*, even I don’t think it’s quite that bad. Just loud and dull.

    * And ended up in Ipswich. Add your “frying pan/fire” simile here.

  26. on 20 Aug 2008 at 4:29 pm Kelvin

    * And ended up in Ipswich. Add your “frying pan/fire” simile here.

    Out of the boot of Steve Wright’s car into some secluded woodland?

  27. on 20 Aug 2008 at 4:35 pm speechless with laughter

    “In this feminist “girl power” country we live in, women are conned into thinking they can have it all - career, money, children. Well I know it will upset the pc brigade, but children need their mothers at home.
    So ladies, if you want a selfish, hedonistic lifestyle, that’s fine, but don’t have kids!

    NOT PC, ZaNuLabour’s Broken society”

    Just love the fact that if you want to work as a female you are labelled as selfish and hedonistic according to this twerp. What happened to paternal responsibility? Oh, i forgot, the fathers are all child abusing crackheads…you couldn’t make it up I tell you!!!!!

  28. on 20 Aug 2008 at 5:01 pm Mooska

    ‘Zackly, speechless. And then cunts like NOT PC point to cunts like magic54 to prove that, look, women WANT to keep house and that’s SCIENTIFIC PROOF that they evolved to do only that while men go out and knifecrime people for food.

    And all of this makes my teeny ear-turbines whizz like catherine wheels.

    (with thanks to Mr Cat - I’m *still* laughing at that one.)

  29. on 20 Aug 2008 at 5:27 pm Mr Cat

    Why thank you

  30. on 20 Aug 2008 at 5:31 pm Mr Blackett

    “So am I, Naich, but only when my fucking shitbag kids shut up about being raped long enough for me to smoke up the syringe.”

    That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week. And this is the week I found out Jade Goody has cancer.

  31. on 20 Aug 2008 at 5:37 pm super john

    i think you’re all missing the key dilemma here: is it ‘magical ways54′ or ‘magic always54′?

    TELL ME!!1!?!11

  32. on 20 Aug 2008 at 6:06 pm NFE

    Have I missed something? Where does it say magicalways54 is a woman?

  33. on 20 Aug 2008 at 6:59 pm Gary Glitter

    I’m not a potential child rapist, I’m a convicted one.

  34. on 20 Aug 2008 at 7:11 pm Mim

    So, if I am dole scum who can’t cope with looking after a small child for more than about five minutes, does that mean I’m a man? How did I not notice this?

  35. on 20 Aug 2008 at 7:56 pm Far-Q

    How did I not notice this?

    ‘cos you’re off you face on drink and drugs, obviously.

  36. on 20 Aug 2008 at 8:35 pm Alex

    Have I missed something? Where does it say magicalways54 is a woman?

    Interesting point. It could be a man, who knows all men to be on drugs because he himself is out of his eyeballs.

  37. on 20 Aug 2008 at 9:38 pm alt-f4

    “[...] males in general, are more likely to abuse babies”

    Arrr.

    The great thing about babies is that their arses are so tight…and we take up the ol’ trade’s mens (as Paul Gadd wud say) it helos tenderise ‘em. TIP: pre-heat the oven before you fuck ‘em. Place the par boiled potatos around the flesh, and slip a half onion underneath baby’s bottom. Your semen makes an excellant dressing. Best served on Rugby Night for the lads.

  38. on 20 Aug 2008 at 11:18 pm Mim

    I’m not magicalways54, am I? Crap.

  39. on 21 Aug 2008 at 2:49 am Clairwil

    What a lot of political correctness GONE MAD. We can no longer call ourselves GREAT Britain. Don’t get me wrong at the end of the day men are drugged up sex monsters but aren’t we forgetting the biggest threat of all -single mothers. If these workshy slags didn’t go getting themselves pregnant to take our money men wouldn’t have any children to rape. The solution is obvious stop their benefits and send them all back but of course Gordon Clown and the PC brigade would never allow it.

  40. on 21 Aug 2008 at 6:59 am tiny clanger

    So ladies, if you want a selfish, hedonistic lifestyle, that’s fine, but don’t have kids!

    “Just love the fact that if you want to work as a female you are labelled as selfish and hedonistic according to this twerp.”

    Okay, so I won’t have any. When I have more spare money, a cleaner house, and don’t spend half my life trying to coral my rabid offspring, I bet you’re first in line to mutter about ‘Well, you know she NEVER HAD KIDS’ or ask patronisingly ‘Aren’t you SAD that you DON’T HAVE CHILDREN?’, ‘She must HATE children. Isn’t she SELFISH?’

    There’s no winning with these patronising gnat knobs.

  41. on 21 Aug 2008 at 10:14 am setyourfacestostunned

    Sorry I’ve been getting lashed and raping my kids.

    Have I missed much?

  42. on 21 Aug 2008 at 2:59 pm Joe C

    “magicalways54″ hasn’t opened her curtains since 1978.

  43. on 21 Aug 2008 at 7:03 pm Far-Q

    Her beef curtains?

  44. on 21 Aug 2008 at 7:19 pm alt-f4

    Woman got knifecrimed down my street last night. Worked in the little one-pump local petrol station, was locking up at midnight, left to bleed to death. Only 28 yo. Two kids. Assailant still at large.

    Wife told me about it when I got home from work. I commute in the opposite direction so I hadn’t seen the police cordons. It was also the first time she called my name before unlocking the door and used the spyhole. Didn’t think anything of it until she told me about the knifecrime. She knew the girl, would often stop and chat with her in the shop.

    The cops, or rather one should say Polizei here since this is Switzerland (of all places), are working on the initial basis that it was racially motived. The victim was Kurdish. My wife is Ossetian, which, should the racist theory prove correct, puts her firmly in the same target group.

    Naturally the omni-present HYS portion of the local community are seizing the opportunity to link the killing with their own pet hates and petty vindictiveness: So it “must” be drugs related, soft-on-crime lefties, a sex-crime, and of course the blame-the-victim mentality of those who regard immigration as the root cause of all society’s ills. (Bloody foriegners coming over here and getting themselves murdered. What’s the country coming to?)

    One may also confidentally assume that this vapid viper’s vag, magicalways54, would gleefully take the opportunity of a woman’s brutal killing to spew more of her ill-informed rage-ridden bile about men. Men who, individually and collectively, will spurn her unwelcome advances her entire life for reasons that are glaringly obvious to anybody but herself. Decent men that is. Her kind of rage is self-fulfilling as the only men who would put up with it will be the weak-willed dsperate for a shag of any kind but unable to afford to hire one.

    magicalways54, if you ever discover the ability to google search your own monikor I want you to know that you are cunt.

  45. on 01 Sep 2008 at 8:01 am Maybe I'll Catch Fire

    Cheeses wept. Is she expecting men to be kept away from children at all times? Because if she is, that means all you men will have to be kept locked away somewhere. And then women would have to work instead of taking care of their children. Or something.