Comments on: If I Liked It So Much I’d Go Live There

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:23:38 +0000

I’m far too jaded for alcohol and lad’s mags to excite me. I need speedballs and Brazilian horse porn to get me off these days. It makes me proud to be British, I tell you.

By: Ian

Ian — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:13:29 +0000

Can we send Pete Tong to Afghanistan or would that constitute a war crime?

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:39:34 +0000

You know, I seem to remember when a white BNP type shot two gypsies in “self defence” and killed one of them, he only got three years.

By: Keef

Keef — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:36:53 +0000

Pete’s been at it again, in a HYS discussion about Sat Nav:

“Added: Saturday, 30 August, 2008, 03:37 GMT 04:37 UK

Quote from BBC front page:-

“An Asian man who killed his British National Party activist neighbour in a fight has been jailed for eight years.”

I am surprised NuLabour did not give him a medal!

Sat Nav’s are NOT wiping out the rich geography and history of a place, but NuLabour ARE wiping out the culture of British society.

pete tong

Recommended by 1 person”

Don’t BNP sympathists like PT hate it when the law is applied fairly? The fact this Asian man received a prison sentence (as the white man also would had roles been reversed), doesn’t make them consider that the law perhaps isn’t as skewed in favour of the “ethnics” and against “decent, hardworking, indigenous people” as they believe it to be.

It’s almost as if they wanted the Asian man to escape punishment, just so they could use it as a recruitment point.

For many of the BNP supporters I have met, reinforcing the belief that “ethnics” are immune to the law seems to be their entire purpose in life. What do they do when a case like this takes that away from them? Continue to make shit up, of course, and, in Pete Tong’s case, shoehorn it into a discussion about Sat Nav for reasons best known to himself.

By: yeGods

yeGods — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:42:56 +0000

If I wanted to be a wombat I’d move to Australia !!!

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:55:41 +0000

The tories ARE too far to the left. Only the BNP have policies that will enforce
mandatory smoking, remove the tax on beer,
and repeal the nutty PC-restrictions that prevent innocent Lad’s Mags from showing pictures of women’s fannies. However, there will also be a nationwide investigation into people with non-British sounding names, such as “Tong” for example, to establish if they have the right to live here.

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:14:17 +0000

Already recorded on this site via the Telegraph or Mail HYS a long time ago was a reference to David COMMIE RON.

The HYS brigade are probably already planning their disparagement of the tories, but probably because they are too far to the left, not the right.

By: shoelace

shoelace — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:12:39 +0000

Ah, there’ll be no stunning political wordplay should the Conservatives achieve government. See, anything that goes wrong then will STILL be the fault of the unholy Broon/Clown/BLiar/ZaNuLiarBore empire – just as everything (and I mean absolutely everything) that was a big bag of terrapin turds under the last set of Conservative governments could be directly attributed to the Unions and the last Labour government and their clearly intentional communist Winter of Discontent.

Failing that, the focus will be removed from the government and focused ever more sharply and skewed upon the mythic PC Brigade.

When you’re that stupid, you don’t have to wall off many bits of your brain off to stay utterly outraged at everything and find someone new to blame for the same things. Which is a good job, as they don’t have so much to spare.

Sorry, bit serious and worthy.

This is me doing my “TALIBAN” face.

“Bank”.

By: Naich

Naich — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:41:28 +0000

Does anyone actually read lads mags? I thought most people just looked at the pictures and had a wank. Presumably they’ll take his lads mags when they prise them out of his cold, sticky hands.

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:40:54 +0000

Ignoring the actual bollocks about what is banned, I love the ridiculous inconsistency:

-If he wanted to go to a smoke/drink/wank-free environment he’d be willing to go all the way to Afghanistan.
-He wants to legally smoke/drink/wank- but would rather stay here and moan than fuck off to France where it’s perfectly accepted.