Comments on: Rhetorical Question: WATCH MY LIPS!

By: misterfricative

misterfricative — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:10:20 +0000

Oh noes! Don’t encourage me! Stop me before I compose again.

Relax, I’m all out of ideas.

Rhetorical question?

By: wobbegong

wobbegong — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:25:52 +0000

Or how about to the tune of O Superman but with the background oh oh oh’s being replaced by the sound of Waterloo Bridge wanking himself while staring at his perfect physique?

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:10:51 +0000

Actually – scratch the lounge music thing. Or the Destiny’s child thing…

The composition and capital letters make me now think that it would go down really well if recorded like “Fred” on OK computer. “Fitter, happier, more productive” etc

I bet someone with more computer nous than Joy Pattinson (or me) could get that sorted easily enough.

By: Rich (MMath)

Rich (MMath) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:46:13 +0000

RHETORICAL QUESTION :

Tell me what you think about me. I bought my own diamonds and I bought my own rings…

etc etc

By: Paul D. Waite

Paul D. Waite — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:40:57 +0000

Come on, the guy’s right. There’s no way these “amateur” Olympians could go to the gym, say, 5 times a week. It’s just not possible.

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:38:27 +0000

nistakenly

meh.

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:36:58 +0000

I think he is on Waterloo Bridge contemplating the sunset. Sadly for him, being a duck’s delight, he’s unable to enjoy the majesty of God’s creation because he’s obsessing because his genotype precludes him from getting sexy pex and a six-pack, nistakenly thinking that merely attending the sports facility and ogling the gym bunnies would be enough to increase the size of his biceps (well, it worked for his tiny cock, after all, though it reverted to normal size after some vigorous rubbing).

By: 6000

6000 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:34:34 +0000

ALL OF THEM FROM EVERY COUNTRY

Well, at least it’s a level playing field, then…

By: Me, Myself and HYS

Me, Myself and HYS — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:04:57 +0000

All this talk of songs and poems… ‘HYS:the album’, anyone?

By: put together wrong

put together wrong — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:02:05 +0000

“I WENT TO A GYM 4 TIMES A WEEK FOR A DECADE AND I HAVE A NORMAL MALE BODY : SLIM , STRONG AND NORMAL”

I diagnose body dysmorphia. I’ve seen man on waterloo bridge (and yes, I am regretting not pushing him in when I had the chance) and, no, that is not normal.

Trust me – I’m a nurse.