Comments on: Keith Has Needs

By: samuel k.b.ampong

samuel k.b.ampong — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:48:03 +0000

never mind british bulldog you english nonces

BRING BACK KABADDI!

KABADDI!

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:47:18 +0000

I hope we never have need of some real men

That’s okay, I’m keeping some under my bed in case of emergency.

By: brogan

brogan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:35:44 +0000

“It is no coincidence that our army of today are largely working class lads”

This has saved a lot of worry. The working class kids are being raised correctly and making the wise choices. Not suffering from a lack of opportunity that starts at birth continues through poor schooling and will eventually lead to a life expectancy of 20 years less than the offspring of the middle classes. phew. That one was going to keep me up at night.

By: kill jill

kill jill — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:03:38 +0000

I think Keith should look on the bright side. At least we’re not liek them frenchies who when a war is announced say “oo eet eez so far away, I cannot be bozered, lets ‘ave some more cheese and zen you can knob my wife”

not to stereotype of anything…

By: jpr

jpr — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:01:56 +0000

“tea and cake at the vicarage afterwards”

Tea and cake? Or death? Make you mind up!

By: Helen

Helen — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:43:21 +0000

I wish HYSers would make their minds up – have we bred we a nation of knifecrimers or a nation of softies?

By: Joe C

Joe C — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:25:13 +0000

Keith Ridgers wishes there was more cottaging going on in Cobham.

By: Siegfried Sassoon

Siegfried Sassoon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:59:55 +0000

If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,
I’d live with scarlet Majors at the Base,
And speed glum heroes up the line to death.
You’d see me with my puffy, petulant face,
Guzzling and gulping in the best hotel,
Reading the Roll of Honour. ‘Poor young chap,’
I’d say — ‘I used to know his father well;
Yes, we’ve lost heavily in this last scrap.’
And when the war is done and youth stone dead,
I’d toddle safely home and die — in bed.

By: morrisons

morrisons — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:57:26 +0000

“Like my dad basically. Harmless but a bit of a minge”

My dad tried the old send them back to where they came from argument but on pointing out that he’s Irish he tried to carry on the argument saying ‘they’ should send him back too…. Well done dad thats my holidays sorted.

By: setyourfacestostunned

setyourfacestostunned — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:46:57 +0000

Steve

Like my dad basically. Harmless but a bit of a minge. My dad was a Sgt Major so you can imagine the vitriol that spews forth from him about any changes in “his” area.

A black family with really loud kids moved in next door last year. He’s keeping a diary of the “noise”, he’s already had the old bill round there 3 times. Tragic but funny.