Should the Italian army be brought in to shoot brown people? Of course! They should be brought in all the way to Britain!
Great idea. I vote we get the army into some of our finest sink estates in the uk and tackle, drug dealers, burglars, rapists, muggers, old people beaters, joy riders, vandals…etc ..etc. Or would that infringe someones human rights?
Aaron Gutan, lichfield, United Kingdom
Don’t worry. Martial law has never been a human rights issue anywhere, ever. It’ll be fine.
It is appropriate for any nation to employ its military to deal with an invasion.
[Sunny-Meadow], West Virginia, United States
If only we’d had the sense to bring in the army when the Romans invaded Britain and started cleaning our toilets for less than minimum wage.
World war 2 was fought for nothing nazisms back
ant omalley, United KingdomSpeaking as someone whos father fought in WW2 and lost 2 uncles, 1 at Dunkirk, 1 in the Atlantic convoys, WW2 was not fought so we could populate our countrys with illegal immigrants at the expense of the locals, it was fought for freedom and freedom of speech, the very thing that is now in danger.
See if this comment gets printed to prove that!
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)
No matter that your comment was never printed, your tremendous personal courage in having relatives in the army before you were born has brought a tear to my eye. In honour of your heroism, I will allow you to personally decide immigration policy. Your brown Dulux chart and nose-measuring stick are in the post.
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Well, I had three relatives killed in the second world war and therefore outbrave john Adair.
Therefore I declare that our new immigration policy will involve tying Mr Adair to a post in Dover and anyone willing to give him a good hard boot in the testicles on arrival is welcome to come and live in my country.
This is me doing my old people beaters face.
john Adair. National hero innit?
Brings a fackin’ tear to me jap’s eye?
Cahnt.
“Bank”
well, one of my grandads was a conchie. So NER.
john Adair is definitely a pisstake. Nobody would be daft enough to put “England not Britain, Virgin Islands”. Surely?
A quick scan of the comments shows not a single comment about the army switching sides or running away.
The HYS lot are sleeping on the job.
I always like to use the word ‘comment’ as much as possible….
Well. Twenty seven of my grandfathers and four thousand and three of my fathers died in the war. So there.
Where do I get my medal and pension from?
John Adair wears his father’s medals every day because he believes they entitle him to better service at the Post Office.
Pah, softies. All of my family were killed in WWII. By rights, I shouldn’t be here at all. In fact, looking at this picture of me and my siblings, they’ve started fading away.
And now I can see through my arm.
Now I’m finding it difficult to play guitar.
Now I’ve got Parkinson’s disease.
You couldn’t make it up.
‘Speaking as someone whos father fought in WW2 and lost 2 uncles, 1 at Dunkirk, 1 in the Atlantic convoys’
Shame the U-Boats didn’t torpedo Mr Adair’s dad before he spunked his ill-informed seed of web-fingered inbred horror up his wife’s WWII-flavoured mimsy. And that’s swearing.
No matter how much I tell myself its not what he means, I can’t help reading Mr Adair’s as meaning “We didn’t fight world war 2 over imigration. It was about free speech”.
I think I may be a loony libral. Pass me a copy of the Daily Mail! I have gone to far left! I’m starting to see good in everyone.
Ha! Luxury! I died in WW2, forty years before I was born, got resurrected by Eva Braun’s mum’s brother-in-law’s dog’s brother’s owner and imprisoned in Colditz before being finally shot and getting deliberately reincarnated back in the eighties. So there. I win, I decide the policy, ner-ner-ner-ner-ner.
ah yes, it was fought for freedom. presumably, in his world, you are only entitled to freedom of action, person and speech if you happen to be english or at the very least western european or american, and you happen to be white.
freedom for those brown, and/or non-western types is not part of the deal at all, how dare they presume to try to attain the same level of wealth and prosperity generally enjoyed by the english or white people?
Oh and…
“Great idea. I vote we get the army into some of our finest sink estates in the uk and tackle, drug dealers, burglars, rapists, muggers, old people beaters, joy riders, vandals…etc ..etc. Or would that infringe someones human rights?
Aaron Gutan, lichfield, United Kingdom”
Yes. Yes it dose. And UK Law. Twat.
Six of my relatives died at Auschwitz.
Until finally the commandant agreed to put a handrail on the guard tower.
John Adair is brilliant.
Everything he blindly spouts via the medium of hammering his angry little thumbs onto the internets gets soundly undermined by his sign off.
You just imagine him hoping that the font gets smaller with each letter.
he lost two uncles? how careless.
nowadays they give you handy little wrist straps in shopping centres so if your uncles were to wander off again a nice security guiard could call you on your mobile and you can collect them from customer services.
I must have been brainwashed by lying commie Nu-Labour peado history teachers but I always thought WWII was fought *against* Fascism.
I don’t see why Aaron Gutan thinks the Italian army would be any use over here - has he not seen Allo Allo? If Bertorelli and co couldn’t find the painting of the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies, I don’t see what chance they would have against knifecrimers and paedogrants.
You couldn’t make it up!
Rather than skewering these people with razor-sharp sarcastic wit … can’t we just actually kill them?
They say “criminals throw away their human rights when they decide to commit a crime”, but I think these cunts do when they consciously decide to become racist fascist cunting bigots.
In most cases I get very anoyed at people not reading the background to articals, so I always try to. I looked through the HYS, and at what they were talking about and…
Please people don’t make the same mistake I did. It is truly truly scary stuff. I always thought that the jokes about people saying “shoot all pedos and knifecrimers” was just the views of a few, but this HYS is genuily full of people who are endorsing genocide and marshal law.
I think im going to go home, get a bottle of Wiskey and hide under the bed untill it all gose away.
“Italy is suffering from a real immigration problem right and I believe it’s a good thing that the government is prepared to get tough with it.It is a fact that most crime in Italy is commited by these immigrants.”
Paolo, Milano
Not the mafia then. Committing all the crime. Blowing up the judges.
Crime is a national past-time in Italy. It’ what they do. They are brilliant at it.
All the police are bent (in a bad way) and they have prosecutors undertaking police investigations and getting killed by Italians. Not ‘grunts.
Steve - don’t worry. The BBC mods just make all the comments up so that we can have a bit of a laugh.
Fascism, I thought the war was fought so that we could have nice reliable cars.
I do believe that’s a Bernard Manning original.
He’s got a point though. Just last month, the deductions on my payslip included ‘Brand new Mercedes for Somali family’ and ‘Legal aid for gay Iranian’.
And don’t even get me started on the times I’ve found the shelves at MY local Kwik-Save being emptied by rosy-cheeked, laughing forruns throwing handfuls of food vouchers about like confetti.
i think this is an excellent idea - competing teams of HYSers staging synchronized (and preferably televised) coup attempts. get stuart hall to do the commentary, the whole thing writes itself. maybe chuck in some background on each team’s lunatic plan to save the nation from itself for light relief. also the police would get some much needed live firing practice. win/win. i couldn’t make it up. oh…
Antoni? Doesn’t sound like a good English name to me.
I bet John ‘Two Dead Uncles’ Adair never had a mushy Gap year.
My Dad found a bit of a fin from a german bomb in the war playing on bomb sites when he was seven, even though his mum said he should never do that. At least, he said it was a bit of a bomb’s fin, probably it was off the back of a Fridge, but still. Oh and my direct ancestor shot the arrow that killed the Dauphin at Agincourts, but the Duke of Westmoreland bagsied it using his Droit De Seigneur. Thieving Cunt.
Hey!!! the last SYB post was all about how only plucky working class kids have the kind of good thick spunk the army needs and the rest of mushy PC society was a bunch of woofters.
Now this.
So the army’s got to round itself up and drag itself off for a proper good old schizophrenic hiding.
And Aaron missed ‘peadoes’ off his list of hatecrimers so he obviously hadn’t wanked himself into a vicious enough frenzy before posting, which makes him a softie PC arse-kissing liberal.
two of my relatives survived through world war two the second. this is clearly more impressive as it hardly takes any effort to die in a war. you don’t hear me going on about though do you?
apart from just then obviously.
Jeff, does you father Lloyd being in the U.S coast guard really count?
I always assumed John Adair to be a cunning false name for… Johnny “Mad Dog” Adair. Is he on the run? Because by posting his (unsurprisingly) bigoted bullshit on HYS he’s kinda giving himself away no?
I Totally Agree. I honestly think anyone who is fascist enough to want to round people up and shoot them should be rounded up and shot.
*head spins on neck like in The Exorcist only very fast*
What relevance does that have to do with the validity of this giraffes gusset comments?
Just because his ‘father’ returned from fighting the Hun to his already american-sperm-filled mother, how does he think that makes him the world expert on the causes and motives of the second world war?
My favourite bit of that discussion was someone saying to LiberalLeft and Proud that he probably supported Ahmadinijad’s views on Auschwitz (i.e. he’s an anti-Semite). Ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Bellend.
Bloody Apostrophes. Obviously that should read:
‘What relevance does that have to the comments belonging to this gusset of a giraffe?’
I blame the teachers.
What with it having been a World War n’all, rather a lot of foreigners lost relatives too. Some of them were even on our side. Most of Eastern Europe, for example.
But there’s no point trying to explain that to people who can’t comprehend the connection between ‘fascist’ and ‘right wing’, or between ‘liberty’ and ‘liberal’.
Don’t forget the difference between ‘freedom of speech’ and ‘the right to have every stupid, bigoted word you drool onto your keyboard published by the state broadcaster’. That tends to confuse them.
Think you’ll find that our stated reason for going to war against Germany was to defend the Poland against a nasty totalitarian state that that wanted to absorb it. And Japan to protect and preserve our empire in the east. Neither of these worked out particularly well and the second one would make the john Adair’s argument seem a little thin.
it’s gonna take a lot more than the army to unblock my sink.
i drowned a vandal in it the other day, probably infringed his human rights or something. you couldn’t make it up.
There’s a poem about not standing up for anything, and then there was nobody left to stand up for me. Who’s betting the there’d still be some beaver pelts flabby gas flange blaming it all on the loony liberal left ZaNulabLiarBrown?
When that day comes, maybe they wont actually post his comment?
See, there’s a silver lining in every totalitarian dictatorship.
PS - that was brought to you by Google Chrome. And it’s a bit of a leaky ass gasket.
Italians have always been brave…….take my local Icecream van driver MR Gallucci in the early 80’s, he was so brave that he sold fags by the single outside school at lunch…….Top Geezer Mr G
I thought the war was fought to make trains run on time.
Nah, the trains were running on time under your illustrious grandfather, until some of his tetchy countrymen (Italians, temperamental? Whodathunkit) strung him up after fleeing the allies and getting their arses kicked all over the med, africa and the Balkans.
The important think to take from this history lesson is that if we want a rail service that gets us to work in the morning swiftly and efficiently we need to vote for a dictator.
As future supreme leader of what will henceforth be known as FarQLand, I will rule with a rod of iron (no sniggering at the back!) dispensing summary justice to forruns and them what don’t like me, indulge in a little light tyranny, while ensuring a punctual public transport system for you, the down trodden (jackboots to the neck) proles and minions of my great leadership.
Thing. The important thing…
Arse.
RHETORICAL QUESTION:
I always believed the Second World War was fought for The History Channel, Steven Spielberg and the makers of several popular FPS computer games.
I for one welcom are new Far-Q overlord!
BTW, any room left in your government for a new Minister of Media? My first Job will be to ban HYS and my second to hunt down the idiots from HYS. I can suply my own knitting needles, leather coat and jackboots.
Ah, but we need to keep HYS. We must be ever vigilant and keep tempting the hidden ones into the light with inane/insane topics such as ‘Do forrun and Homos ruin this country’ where their self importance will render them incapable of silence.
Then it’s knitting needles time.
“Speaking as someone whos father fought in WW2″
On who’s side?
Far-Q, this is why you are the leader. You clearly have the forthought and planing skills to temper the homicidal rage.
It’s an unusual tactic, using carpentry to cure the world’s ills, but it worked for Jesus, so I guess it can work for Far-Q too.
‘Tis true, I often do woodwork to relieve the blinding headaches and to distract the voices that urge me to kill.
Obviously I do knifecriming as well, but that’s just a hobby.
Yes, but Jesus wasen’t trying to smash peoples heads in with hammers.
Well, not while the apostles were looking anyway.
The capuchin’s cockpocket has got a point. WW2 was fought to prevent immigration of foreign types and mixing with undesirables. By the Nazis.
As alt-f4 pointed out, we he doesn’t say which side his father fought on, or his uncles. Uncle Schmitt lost his life on a U-Boat in the Atlantic, whereas Uncle SchnellShcnellKartoffelKopf died driving the Tommy bastards into the English (not British) channel.
I think I see a pattern emerging.
“drug dealers, burglars, rapists, muggers, old people beaters, joy riders, vandals…”
I believe these are also called soliders, well the ones I know talk about doing this osrta stuff wherever their based
“john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)”
LMFAO!!! So let’s get this straight. The UNITED Kingdom doesn’t include any of the other nations on the British Isles? Oh, I think I get it. The ‘UK’ actually means the union of In-ger-land (you have to pronounce it like you’re an avid Sun-reading football fan cock) and far flung colonies, a sort of common-wealth if you will?
“Yes, but Jesus wasen’t trying to smash peoples heads in with hammers”
No, he was too busy hammering nails through his hands so the original atheist Thomas would listen to him.
Interestingly Thomas also lost several great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren in the war, but rumour has it he didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes like we all know Jesus had, so they must’ve deserved it eh John Adair?
Yes,freedom.Here here!Jolly good!
But only for the white man.
Even though thousands of those pesky indians died fighting for us we didnt want to give their country back.
Nor any other country belonging any of those black cunts.
Just as the french didnt want to give vietnam back,and dint that cause a shitfight!
Britain is only great beacuse you raped and pillaged other peoples countries-you have no resources,not even human resources as evidenced by the thread starter.