Miscellaneous Prats03 Sep 2008 09:08 am
By Nelson

Thread about Sarah Palin’s daughter “Bristol” starting her own breeding programme without getting approval from the tribal elders. Poor kid. Imagine being called “Bristol”.

‘Imitation is not always the sincerest form of flattery’ – Sarah Palin is an example to all women, men are putty in your hands, the more feminine you are the more influence you have and the more enjoyment you will get out of life. So please don’t make the mistake of attempting to mimic us men.
Brian Christley, Abergele

With a bit of luck, she’ll be so impressed with your insightful and complimentary post that she’ll get in touch with an invitation for you to “ice her buns”. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if ALL WOMEN now consider you to be a really great bloke who’s totally on their side. Not in a brotherly way though, they badly want your cock as well. Result!

41 Responses to “A True Thoroughbred”

  1. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:30 am Rich (MMath)

    Brian Christley is always the best form of twattery.

  2. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:38 am arsebanana

    Imagine being called “Bristol”.

    Yes, as sir Thomas Beecham said of a man named Ball, “How singular”.

  3. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:40 am Lucio Fulci

    With any luck ‘Bristol’ will use her mothers naming conventions and call her child Dagenham.

    Obviously thats if its a girl.

  4. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:51 am Rhinestone Choirboy

    Disappointing really: most HYSers are capable of demonstrating what cunts they are without straying so far off topic.

  5. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:51 am Rodimus Prime

    Maybe she’ll call it ‘Nork’.

  6. on 03 Sep 2008 at 9:55 am setyourfacestostunned

    She could have twins and name them both “Pap”.

    Then, if they were both particularly good at something, she’d have a pair of “Great Paps”.

    Bank anyone?

  7. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:03 am Steve

    Ah. Much better. We have returned to posts where I can just think “what a penguins frost filled flange flaps” rather than “Oh my good god. These people truly scare me”.

    Thank you Nelson.

  8. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:04 am Steve

    “bank”

  9. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:06 am Ruaidhrí

    I’d say there was a fair amount of putty in his hand after typing that.

  10. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:07 am morrisons

    bristol? seriously? jesus wept.

  11. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:08 am shoelace

    Christley by name, Brian by nature.

  12. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:10 am Ann

    Let’s see if I have this summary right:

    Women, please assume a world where men run everything and you have to sleep with them to get to the top, as that is the only way I will get any.

    Yours, etc.

    Brian

  13. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:12 am outragedofbelmarsh

    ‘Sarah Palin is an example to all women, men are putty in your hands’

    What on earth is the Sage of Abergele insinuating? That this narrow-lipped Christian fundamentalist harridan was awarded the VP candidacy because she promised deep-throating oral pleasures to John McCain? I’m getting quite excited by the thought.

  14. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:14 am Far-Q

    So please don’t make the mistake of attempting to mimic us men.

    I really doubt anyone is trying to imitate Mr Cristley, the Vervet monkey’s Vagina.

    On a personal note, I would like to extend my congratulations to the young lady in question, and hope she’ll have healthy female child and keep the custom of naming the child after her parent alive: Bristol Jnr, beautiful name.

    Then they’ll be a pair of Bristols.

    #gets coat#

  15. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:17 am DC

    Have you seen the names of her other kids? Or the rest of the American populace. Aside from all the ones I know, date and am related to – they all have the most stupid names like Belindawn and Nelson.

    It’s true. Hippies.

  16. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:19 am Far-Q

    AND, I can’t help notice Brian (may I call you Brian, you dickwitted fool), has suggested that Ms Palin is somehow the exemplar of femininity.

    She hunts bears/moose with a f@ck off gun and has been pictured in Jordan looking down the sight of a semi-automatic rifle.

    The femininity Brian is clearly thinking of is the type featured in ‘Girls with Guns’ videos, where he gets his onanistic kicks.

    Which I know nothing about, obviously.

  17. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:37 am setyourfacestostunned

    I’d just like to make a serious point: I mean you would, wouldn’t you?

    Mother and pregnant daughter.

  18. on 03 Sep 2008 at 10:49 am Rodimus Prime

    Her other kids’ names: Piper and Willow (girls) and Track and Trig (boys).

    Trig?

  19. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:02 am Mooska

    Ah. Much better. We have returned to posts where I can just think “what a penguins frost filled flange flaps” rather than “Oh my good god. These people truly scare me”.

    Speak for yourself, Steve! As one of them there wimmins, I think you’d be surprised how common this attitude still is – as evidenced by the god-lovin’, abortion-hatin’, gun-totin’ harridan’s popularity with Merkin men.

    Plus if she and McCain win, it’ll be goodnight Vienna to Roe v. Wade and as we all know, where America leads, our shiny new Tory government will likely follow.

    This is me doing my Stan Laurel face.

  20. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:19 am Robin

    Yeah, please stick to baking cookies and don’t attempt to mimic us men by running for high office in a superpower or anything like that.

  21. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:23 am Rod Wrongnob

    I’d just like to make a serious point: I mean you would, wouldn’t you?
    Mother and pregnant daughter.

    At the same time? …… Oh dear.

    So please don’t make the mistake of attempting to mimic us men.

    I don’t know about you, Brian, but some of us quite like the idea of a woman in a suit and a false moustache, smoking a pipe. As long as it’s not Julie Andrews, that is.

  22. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:34 am alt-f4

    “I think God’s will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas pipeline built, so pray for that.” – Sarah Palin

    “Dear Lord, please construct a new gas pipeline in alaska and strike down the enviroMENTAL-pc-brigade that stand in its way. Please also repeal the Human Rights Act, which is the work of Satan. Also Lord, please, please, please give me a longer penis and make me more attractive to tarts.” – Brian Whatshisname.

  23. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:37 am Far-Q

    He’s right though, you’ve all seen how well that renowned beauty M. Thatcher got to the top.

    Nothing to do with her ruthlessness, ambition and ability to out-testicle any of her male colleagues, she only made it by simpering and sucking up to the men around her.

  24. on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:58 am Skree

    Relax, I’m a penguin.

  25. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:04 pm shoelace

    RHETORICAL QUESTION:

    Sarah Palin’s children have trigging stupid names.

  26. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:15 pm Rebel

    VOTE TIME!

    What was Palin Junior named after:

    1. Trigger – Lone Ranger’s Horse
    2. Trigger – Dave’s mate in Fools and Horses
    3. Trigger – as “Barrel”, “Cartridge”, “Magazine” and “Silencer” were all taken by her fellow “moms”.

    Vote now, vote often!

  27. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:20 pm shoelace

    I reckon he was named after the Norse God of triangles and things.

    I don’t really.

    Sorry.

  28. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:24 pm Andrew

    Ahem, point of order, Mr Chairman: Trigger was Roy Rogers’ horse – the Lone Ranger’s was Silver.

    And anyway, if she’s looking for gun-related names, what’s wrong with “Cock”?

  29. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:25 pm Mr Cat

    This whole thing reminds me of something Elie Ngandu once said about beauty and politics…

    Once beauty replaces knowledge of politic, most assurely the world will come to its end, Why not Victoria Beckham an MP? Think one day Girls Aloud will be so loud to take the power.
    I guess if a beauty a voted as MP, politicians won’t do anything than staring at that beauty mass building. It would be a shame.

    - Elie Ngandu, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

  30. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:31 pm Steve

    A

    Bank.

  31. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:35 pm Steve

    Sorry, I meant 1, not a. I got too excited about being able to legitimately bank I shot my load to early.

  32. on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:37 pm Steve

    *and I shot….

    I am not having a good day.

  33. on 03 Sep 2008 at 1:04 pm Peter

    My God, Brian Christley is my nemesis! He writes into the Western Mail every single day, and it’s such a rubbish paper that they ALWAYS publish his letters! For more BC related twattery, just have a look here:

    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/search.cfm?cof=FORID%3A11&q=christley&cref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walesonline.co.uk%2Fgoogle_coop.xml&client=pub-6059318011805114#1065

  34. on 03 Sep 2008 at 1:14 pm Oliver

    I would be putty in Sarah Palin’s hands if she was pointing a semi auto rifle at me. I would still argue with her over how long the earth had been around and how we all came to be here though.

    On a serious-ish note. How do Pro-Lifers Like Sarah Palin reconcile their stance on terminating pregnancies against shooting fully grown moose?

    I just hope that if it turns out that the Christian fundies are right, God turns out to have four legs and antlers.

    oh and Brian Christly……Fuckinell.

  35. on 03 Sep 2008 at 2:19 pm Morag

    Speak for yourself, Steve! As one of them there wimmins, I think you’d be surprised how common this attitude still is – as evidenced by the god-lovin’, abortion-hatin’, gun-totin’ harridan’s popularity with Merkin men.

    Plus if she and McCain win, it’ll be goodnight Vienna to Roe v. Wade and as we all know, where America leads, our shiny new Tory government will likely follow.

    Mooska, I was just happily giggling at the silly amurkin names in my own little world when you came along and made me face reality. I am incredibly T underscore T right now.

  36. on 03 Sep 2008 at 2:53 pm Tom

    Given that with “Piper” and “Willow” Mrs Palin seemed to be going for the “name your children after TV witches” pattern, I think Bristol should just be happy she wasn’t named “Endora”.

  37. on 03 Sep 2008 at 3:03 pm Nelson

    Or “Grotbag”.

  38. on 03 Sep 2008 at 3:14 pm Rebel

    God yeah that would have made the Rod Hull and Emu show a lot worse…:

    “There’s somebody at the door, there’s somebody at the door”.

    “BANG”

    “Muuuuuuum I’m bleeding”.

  39. on 03 Sep 2008 at 3:23 pm Peedo stalker Sam

    Christley… if that’s a short ‘i’ sound, then that rhymes with “bristly” which, as we all know, is Gaelic for “what an utter cunt”.

  40. on 04 Sep 2008 at 5:15 am misterfricative

    Is it just me or is Sarah Palin channeling Laura Roslin?

    And if so, is this a Cunning Stunt to go after the SciFi vote or are we about to be attacked by Cylons?

  41. on 05 Sep 2008 at 1:54 pm Simon

    Ahem, point of order, Mr Chairman: Trigger was Roy Rogers’ horse – the Lone Ranger’s was Silver.
    ==========================

    Andrew, that’s a point of information not a point of order.