Thanks to Matt. About Palin’s pregnant daughter.
All the jealous hypocrites…where do they all come from?
All the jealous hypocrites…you’d think they were sin free
All the jealous hypocrites…are the worst sinners of all
All the jealous hypocrites…where do they all belong?Dedicated to all those on here who are thinking they’re whiter than white…but their dirty black souls would blacken the cloaks of ghosts as well as the arctic ice. Oh, all these hypocrites…where do they all come from?
Now lay off the lady’s “DAUGHTER”!
g.mc arder, Belfast & Drogheda
You’ve got to wonder what the fermented fuck someone like this hears while everyone else is listening to “Eleanor Rigby”. It must sound a bit like Girls Aloud banging some pans while Ian Paisley shouts random numbers.
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Shurley shome mishtake? Wouldn’t everything blacken arctic ice, even shit that ain’t that black?
It’s almost like he doesn’t know what he’s talking about…
His experiments in form and metre seem to have started on the QT site,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/programmes/question_time/4974818.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/programmes/question_time/5080780.stm
culminating in this lyrical poem on animal testing, from the animal’s perspective
http://www.all-creatures.org/poetry/ar-animalsonanimal.html
I can’t wait for the rest of this concept album. It’s the most exciting event in music since William Shatner released ‘The Transformed Man’.
I’m not sure G McArder’s verse scans exactly into Eleanor Rigby though. There seem to be too many syllables and too much MENTAL BRAINFUCKERY.
Playing it live in concert, I’m sure the finish on the big shouty “DAUGHTER!” note will leave the crowd in ecstasy.
this one is dedicated to all my bitches. and my crew.
McFuckMeHarder’s right you know. We might look whiter than white but we got DIRTY black souls…
Nelson… You were the one who band songs a few days ago. Yes, noone listend, but now youve started it all again. On your own head be it (It may have been poetry you tryed to stop, but hay, its Friday, and that is ALWAYS an excuse).
Ooh. Ghost cloaks. Where can I get me one of those? They sound great, as long as I can get one that’s not white so it won’t show stains.
The man’s a proper mentalist.
Plus, he’s dissin’ people who think they’re whiter than white on HYS, which applies to everyone posting on HYS, ‘cos anyone who isn’t should go back to where they came from.
Why is “DAUGHTER” in shouty quotation marks? I think Much-Harder is trying to tell us something. Maybe if you play the song backwards there’s a message about who Bristol Palin REALLY IS.
White things that your soul would blacken:
- Ghost cloaks.
- Arctic ice.
- Ummm… snow. Or does arctic ice cover that?
- The superior Aryan race
- White paint.
- Paper that goes in the printer.
Your souls would blacken ALL of the above. Now lay of the woman’s “DAUGHTER”
I really don’t care who sits on the Good Morning America couch next .. that’s what this is all about isn’t it?
I admit, I have a dirty, dirty, black as your hat, festering abyss of a soul and I will blacken anything with it.
It’s terribly frustrating for my wife as we have lots of cream coloured things in the house.
Talking of music who wrote this in the HYS about music and personality:
“I’m sure many of our regular contributors enjoy military brass bands.
And Wagner.
[TheMaskedMarvel]”
Talk of Brass bands and Wagner, and the name. I know it was one of you…
RHETORICAL QUESTION: Again with these “quotation marks” !!one! Why does everyone who submits to HYS, filthy mouths open, “on” their dirty, black knees have so much difficulty “with” accepting “that” Sarah Palin has a “daughter”? TELL ME!!!!()”*%^!
I can’t help reading that entire comment in the voice of that camp guy from the video who yells, “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
Oh, and a pack of internet biscuits to the first person to make jokes about laying off the daughter…
OY, LAY OFF the lady’s “DAUGHTER”
she’s MINE all “MINE”!!!
(and any other daughters
i can get my grubby paws on)*
*to the tune of ‘Three Blind Mice’
I’d lay one on her.
“Hot Karl, Bristol?”
TELL ME!!!1!
Dear Miss Palin,
As you are most likely aware, the recent economic downturn has severely affected our company, and more than most. I am sure you understand that this means reducing our costs, in particular labour costs, rather drastically. It is therefore with the sincerest regret that I inform you that your contract will be terminated as of the 1st October. We wish you well in your search for new employment.
Am I the only one who had the tune to ‘Where Have All the Flowers Gone?’ in my head whilst reading that verse?
Sod her daughter. Her mother’s a right looker. I’d do some exploratory drilling in that protected wilderness anytime. fnarr fnarr.
I’m confused by the reference to Arctic ice, given Palin’s views on preserving the pristine wilderness, and hypocrisy, given her parsimony towards teenage mums other than her daughter. Also about whether jealous hypocrisy is a worse sin than peedoing and knifecriming. TELL ME.
Dedicated to all the shouty mentalists out there.
Not sure about the crowd, but I’m betting that the big shouty “DAUGHTER!” left Mr g.mc arder in ecstasy as he typed it.
Wanker.
Bring your “DAUGHTER”,
Bring your “DAUGHTER”,
To the “SLAUGHTER”…
etc…
Don’cha think g.mc a could be “MRS” – perhaps a sympathetic hokey mum with similar problems?
“DAUGHTER”?
“MOTHER”!!!!11!!1!1
Shit. The slash is here -> /
Still,I suppose her experience handling a shotgun will be useful in getting the daughter’s boyfriend down the aisle.
[blockquote]Which surely is only a fair assessment of anyone who suggests that the “DAUGHTER” might have avoided getting pregnant so young if she’d had proper sex education.[/blockquote]
You mean telling kids that sex is only for married people (proper “one man, one woman marriage”, of course), that condoms are the tool of the Devil for giving people AIDS and that the best form of protection is a solemn promise and a shiny abstinence ring of your finger?!
Next you’ll be telling me that Mrs Palin’s wrong about the Earth only being 5000 years old. . .
Tell me!11!!!onehundred&eleven!!
Bugger and damn it to hell with the bloody block quotes!
That’s genius. Confusing, but then I’m not a genius.
See this is why I believe in sodomy-only education. We’d have none of this trouble if she’d had the good sense to wear an “up the bum no harm done” ring.
“wear” the “ring”, hehehe
Apparently her “DAUGHTER” is now open for commercial drilling. Or was that something else?
I was speaking to Martin McGuinness the other day and he was saying that nobody in Ireland likes Gerry McArder.
Wrongnob?!!1! Quite OBVIOUSLY she states that Bg = 0 not Bg > 0. You completely, deliberately twisted her thesis. I’ll have you drummed out of the university for this!
Bg = 0 and Ba = 0 and Bs sig> 0
FACT!
I too wondered about the :
now lay off the lady’s “DAUGHTER”
There’s definitely an innuendo, or possibly an inference, there? [Or something beginning in in - influenza possibly]
Is the suggestion that Matchstick Palin, or Rotherham Palin, or Penalty Area Palin (can’t keep up with those crazy names !) isn’t REALLY her daughter??
Don;t those right wing loons spend half their time frothing about single parents? Why can’t the rest of us have some fun… She’ll get a council house and benefits… Won;t anyone think of the children!!!! Twat.
redking posted the link to this, but I felt I had to post this in full, just in case anyone was to lazy to follow the link.
It is so bad it hurts deep inside. You know when you are stuck in a car on a motorway, dying for a wee, and you see a sign saying the next services aren’t for 50 miles…it’s like that feeling, in (allegedly) poetic form. The use of habits/tablets as a rhyme is nigh on inspired. I can’t help feeling the first line tells you everything you need to know (“In animal speak, they’re not very impressed/”Oink,” said Mr Trotter, “your poetry is shit”):
Animals on Animal Testing
By Gerry McArder
In animal speak, they’re not very impressed,
Tweet tweet, bzzz, meow, moo, arf, hee-haw, rib bit-croak,
quack quack, cluck, neigh, laugh, squeak, oink oink, c-a-doodle-doo,
baaah, gobble gobble, tu-whit, tu-whoo
And they suggest,
If you would mind your health,
and ditch your bad habits.
We’d be suffering less,
and you wouldn’t need as many tablets!