It is so bad it hurts deep inside. You know when you are stuck in a car on a motorway, dying for a wee, and you see a sign saying the next services aren’t for 50 miles…it’s like that feeling, in (allegedly) poetic form. The use of habits/tablets as a rhyme is nigh on inspired. I can’t help feeling the first line tells you everything you need to know (”In animal speak, they’re not very impressed/”Oink,” said Mr Trotter, “your poetry is shit”):

Animals on Animal Testing
By Gerry McArder

In animal speak, they’re not very impressed,

Tweet tweet, bzzz, meow, moo, arf, hee-haw, rib bit-croak,
quack quack, cluck, neigh, laugh, squeak, oink oink, c-a-doodle-doo,
baaah, gobble gobble, tu-whit, tu-whoo

And they suggest,
If you would mind your health,
and ditch your bad habits.

We’d be suffering less,
and you wouldn’t need as many tablets!

now lay off the lady’s “DAUGHTER”

There’s definitely an innuendo, or possibly an inference, there? [Or something beginning in in - influenza possibly]

Is the suggestion that Matchstick Palin, or Rotherham Palin, or Penalty Area Palin (can’t keep up with those crazy names !) isn’t REALLY her daughter??

I think what this pus-dribbling panda pudenda is trying to say here is that, in mathematical terms, if the blackness of Arctic ice Ba is 0 and the blackness of a ghost’s cloak Bg is a large value, the blackness of “our souls” Bs is so high that, approximately, Bs-Bg=Bs-Ba.

Wrongnob?!!1! Quite OBVIOUSLY she states that Bg = 0 not Bg > 0. You completely, deliberately twisted her thesis. I’ll have you drummed out of the university for this!

Bg = 0 and Ba = 0 and Bs sig> 0

FACT!

You mean telling kids that sex is only for married people (proper “one man, one woman marriage”, of course), that condoms are the tool of the Devil for giving people AIDS and that the best form of protection is a solemn promise and a shiny abstinence ring of your finger?!

See this is why I believe in sodomy-only education. We’d have none of this trouble if she’d had the good sense to wear an “up the bum no harm done” ring.