Musharraf! Pakistan! Hyperbole! Hyperbole! HYPERBOLEEEEEEEEEEE!
Its the greatest loss that would haunt the pakistani nation for decades. Musharraf is a man of honour. The current parties are the most corrupt ever known in the history of this country. Its a pity that we all will have to face the deteriorating situation further and there is no one to take of all the nonsense the ruling parties bring with them. A TOTAL DISASTER FOR THE COUNTRY PLUNGED INTO FURTHER INSECURITIES IN ALL SPHERES OF LIFE.
WE LOVE YOU MUSHARRAF AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT EVER.
Sophia, Karachi
Steady on.
I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now.
Peter Lodge, Wakefield, United Kingdom
For some reason I hear this in the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Looks like Pakistan is now well on it’s way to becoming the
first terrorist state WITH nuclear weapons.
This is not good for the world - unless of course you’re a
terrorist.
The situation, I think, will become rapidly unstable and
exceedingly dangerous.
If I lived in London, I would be afraid today.Dave M., London
Now that’s what I call a lucky escape.
Damn no! Here is the only man in Pakistan who is a true patriot and a real democrat! He helped us fight all the terrorists and islamic-facists who seek to destroy the west and kill our children. He is the only person willing to subjugate the uneducated masses of his country for our protection and I salute him for doing that. I now hope that we give him a US passport and let him live in peace and comfort here for the rest of his great life.
Johnny, Osaka
Nothing more patriotic and democratic than subjugating your own people for the benefit of a foreign power.
42 Responses to “Uneducated Masses”
“If I lived in London, I would be afraid today.
Dave M., London”
What?
“I now hope that we give him a US passport and let him live in peace and comfort here for the rest of his great life.
Johnny, Osaka”
I hate to break it to you Johnny, but Osaka isn’t in the US.
Learn!
Maybe he’s from “Osaka, Illinois.”
Or Stupid Spunkdragonland.
“If I lived in London, I’d look up Dave M and ask to have some of whatever he is on.”
Actually, just thought about what I just wrote and realise there could be a problem since he’s not in London.
Or is he?
“He is the only person willing to subjugate the uneducated masses of his country for our protection and I salute him for doing that.”
If I didn’t know better I’d think he was being sarcastic.
We loved being subjugated and can’t believe he’s gone. Musharraf will always remain OUR Princess of Hearts.
I’ve got Feargal Sharkey on the phone, and he says that Peter Lodge from Wakefield is a twat.
Perhaps David dosent live in London, but only works there. Didn’t you know terrorists only come in the night? Like the bogeyman and vampires.
“I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now.”
I expect Pakistan to turn into a huge theme park and leisure complex. RIGHT NOW!
I win.
Aside from the irony of HYS fucktards dissing other uneducated masses with scary opinions, I love the idea of the HYS bigots’ sluggish hive mind, addled as it is by the undead semen of Enoch Powell, burst into life thinking “Ooh! The Pakis!” You just know they’re dying to say what they really think underneath all this guff about political uncertainty.
If Dave M lives in London so much, why doesnt he go live there?
I’ve been thinking about this for some time. There must be some Grand Unified Theory about Have Your Say. We hear so many comments from so many fucktards on such a regular basis and we quite rightly laugh and joke and spread insults about the twattish comments that abound. But is there something more? Is this really all there is to SYB? Is there anything deeper?
…sorry, got a bit carried away there. Just had a cup of tea, I’m feeling much better now, and I’d like to take this time to point out that Johnny from Osaka is the Grand High Emperor of all Cuntdom.
Thank you.
Me too mate, what with all those teenage knifecrimers running about the place.
Speaking as a terrorist, quite frankly I’m not going anywhere near London. It fucking terrifies me.
WATCH MY LIPS:
PERVEZ MUSHARRAF IS A DRUGS CHEAT.
RHETORICAL QUESTION:
PERVEZ MUSHARRAF IS AN AMATEUR COMPARED TO ME.
PROVE ME WRONG.
“He is the only person willing to subjugate the uneducated masses of his country for our protection and I salute him for doing that. I used to salute Saddam when he did the same, but then they said on the television that Saddam had become one of the terrorists so I didn’t like him no more. I now hope that we give Gadaffi a US passport and let him subjugate the uneducated american masses for everybody else’s protection. I love my children, but if Musharraf or Gadaffi ever said they should be sentanced to death I would cheerfully slit their little throats myself. I really hate the terrorists and think everybody who isn’t willing to have their every word and deed monitored by the police probably have something to hide and we should fear them.
Anon.”
What - now drugs cheat Musharraf has gone, Pakistan will instantly become a mass of militant extremism? Is he like Sauron or something? I wish this had happened when Toploader split up.
I like to imagine events in Peter Lodge’s house unfolded something like this:
“I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos…”
[pauses; looks, knit-browed, at wristwatch]
“…now”
[clicks 'send button']
[waits for a few seconds, looks in a perplexed fashion at wristwatch]
[shrugs, has wank]
How did you know Spunktrousers? Damn you, I even had my tinfoil hat on!
People - this is the final warning - They are watching! They are watching everything!
Beware; they no you’re every thought! Not one is safe! Flee, take to the hills, they will be here any second now!! They have come for us all!!!
*waits for a few seconds, looks in a perplexed fashion at wristwatch*
*shrugs, has wank*
“I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now.
Peter Lodge, Wakefield, United Kingdom”
He sounds like a Bond baddie this cunt. Does he mean to say he planned all of this geopolitical upheaval, so he could see Pakistan descend into tribal voodoo mongpowder chaos?
What are his next nefarious plans? To turn the UK into a bunch of xenophobic reactionary…oh my God. You bastard. This Peter Lodge is a force to be reckoned with.
If Don LaFontaine hadn’t died, we could have introduced him properly.
“In a world…where Tribal Leaders hold sway…only one man can rise up…and change the world forever. That man…is Peter Lodge.”
What a Tyrannosaurus’s Twat.
It’s lucky that the only democrat and patriot in the country happened to be the dictator!
Thanks to NuLiarBliar and all their Mosque building in London it’s probably the safest place. Right Dave? Huh? Huh? yeah, you know what I’m talking about.
Relax I’m a Londoner
Johnny from Osaka is actually not confused, he’s making sense. Musharraf *should* be given a US passport, but have to live in Osaka, because Johnny doesn’t want to see pakis in his beloved country.
Johnny himself has to live in Osaka because he was exiled there for being a lemur’s loadcatcher.
Is that like getting the runs?
Yeah, those medieval A-bombs kicked ass. As Henry VII was oft wont to say:
‘Verily we shall vitrify the lands of those scurvy knaves the Spaniards.’
Sym and Syme, both descended from a long line of simpletons.
Peter Sym is one of the most irritating, relentlessly thick HYSers, FACT! I remember when he first posted he was a middle-of-the-road, dull-witted horse-trough-head, but his association with HYS ‘right thinkers’ has sheeped him into their way of thinking. None he’s a right-wing dull-witted, horse-trough-head.
And the Taliban-Afghanistan mark II did NOT come with nuclear weapons. The Mark II only came with automatic flying prayer-mats and infra-red heretic detectors. You only get Nukes on the Mark IV Exec model. ANOTHER! FACT!
So what you’re saying Pete is that people who have got no legs or are blind or whatever but still have the character to get superfit and live life at the top level are just another bunch of minority-pandered scroungers who steal from DECENT NORMAL HEALTHY WHITE MALES like your good self.
You fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking FUCKING CUNT! You sick emotionally disabled SPASTIC! I hope you fucking DIE!
I don’t hope Pete dies, I hope he gets a physical disability.
To go with his mental disability.
Dingleberry, I wish people like dear old Peter were in the minority, but sadly they aren’t.
My job is working with people with learning disabilities supporting them to find employment and unfortunately there are many many Peter Johansen’s out there
I am honestly shaking my head at the Paralympics HYS… This comment is particular is making me feel violent!
Yes John, they should accept their disabilities and go back to just wheeling about in their proper wheelchairs and accept your kindly pity…fucking cunt!
John from London is a minotaurs mingey mungebucket, Peter johansen should have been drowned at birth in a bucket of poo, I could go on, but I can’t be arsed to waste the time with these pitiful specimens.
I am gobsmacked by the amount of ignorant flange-seepage that constitutes the population of this country (well, if HYS is anything to go by). I am ashamed to be british. Nuff said.
These cunts need their cocks knifing.
I didn’t realise liberals were anti-life. Mind you, I consider myself to be pretty liberal, and I think Robert from Aberdeen should be knifed in the cock. So there we go.
The Paralympics thread is genuinely depressing. If I could have a magical superpower, it’d be the power to cause every fucker that thinks the Paralympics is PC nonsense to have both their legs amputated with spoons that have been dipped in hot AIDS.
I’m tempted to mention the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, but can’t bring myself to believe that these people are ‘normal’.
watch my lips: musharaff was our only hope. now were fucking lst.
relax, im a christian
There is a subtle sub-text in both these threads which is clear if you hit yourself over the head with a shovel a couple of times and pretend that your 35 years old, living at home with your mum.
“If it wasnt for the disableds and the Pakis taking me job because of Labour gubmint I’d not have to live at home with me mum posting on HYS all day and reading the copy of the Daily Mail she steals from the library.”
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(HYS’s most addicted, most small-minded, heartless little fuckwit, Topsy Turvy, has not posted since 29th Aug.)
*Swelling Hammond-organ chords*
Oooooh ha-ppy day!
Oooooh ha-a-ppy da-ay!
When Jesus Walked!
Oooooh ha-a-ppy day
C’mon, Sing with me people!
Oh ha-ppy daaaaaaay!
Oh ha-ppy da-hay!
Clap your hands now!
When Jesus walked!
Oooo-oooh happy day!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Oh Ha-appy daaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Praise Jesus! Praise Jesus! I believe!
Shame it probably isn’t Peter Johansen’s wedding
And those shoes Olympic athletes run about in aren’t the same I go to work in. WHY CAN’T THESE ATHLETES STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING I’M NOT!?!!
Oh. Here was me thinking that Olimpic sprinters were running in Doc Martins…
The prick…
Personaly I think it would be good to see allot of these sports in the main Olimpics. Murder ball is such a fun sport to watch.
cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts
If we were struggling for medals at the Paralympics (which we’re not, we have a cracking team) we could always introduce the long-distance HYS cunt-off as an event for the emotionally crippled. Notwithstanding the foreign superstar imports we would have some massive medal hopes.
Cunts
The other day I was at the supermarket and a man dropped his wallet and hadn’t noticed. I picked him up and gave it back to him. He said he was incredibly grateful, and as a mark of gratitude he’d give me an important warning… he said not to go into London next Friday.
“Why?”, I said. “Will there be a bomb?”
“Wibble”, he said.
Here is the only man in Pakistan who is a true patriot and a real democrat! ….. He is the only person willing to subjugate the uneducated masses of his country for our protection
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i’ve lost my jaw, it dropped off and must’ve ended up under a filing cabinet. damn talibans setting off this chain of events in some obscure way
Well on ”its” way.
Toploader split up?
Now, call me a bit special (why not, it’s my ‘name’, after all) but I can’t make my brain do the intricate double-thinking of our beloved HYSers. How can they simultaneously be saying that the paralympics are a big disgraceful loony-leftie PC plot to fool mongs and spackers into thinking they’re equal to normal, non-Joey Deacon people, when clearly they should all have been drowned at birth, Hitler had the right idea, etc. etc., froth froth, BUT also be saying it’s the left-wingers who are really unaccepting of anyone with a disability cos they’re all anti-life and all that bollocks?
Ahh, it’s all becoming clear to me now: ZaNuLiarBore clearly has dastardly plan to force all women to have abortions… UNLESS tests and scans show the foetus will have a disability, in which case, the woman will be made to have the child. What’s more, they won’t even be expected to make them feel like freaks who should be locked away from the eyes of decent, normal people forever!
You couldn’t make it up!!!111!11!!!!!11!
[quote]The Paralympics thread is genuinely depressing. If I could have a magical superpower, it’d be the power to cause every fucker that thinks the Paralympics is PC nonsense to have both their legs amputated with spoons that have been dipped in hot AIDS. [/quote]
… it is PC nonsense.
Ignoring for a second the sheer stupidity of the current Olympics, I think it is terrible that we have to have a seperate Olympics for the disabled.
How is segregating those with disabilities into a seperate sporting event empowering them? It simply reinforces the view that they are inferior.
Why the hell aren’t sports like Wheelchair Basketball and Wheelchair racing in the main Olympics? It’s not like they are less ‘proper’ Olympic sports than Cycling and normal Basketball.
Why do we have seperate events for Men and Women in the main Olympics but don’t bother having a Disabled event there.