Comments on: Half Camel, Half Spider, Half MRSA http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Natty http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-107339 Natty Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:07:31 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-107339 Ah but they are still arachnida so that's close enugh can't expect many people to know about solpugids. Ah but they are still arachnida so that’s close enugh can’t expect many people to know about solpugids.

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-105167 Alex Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:17:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-105167 I should point out that Camel Spiders are not in fact spiders. [Waits to see if Ben does a self-suicide with rage] I should point out that Camel Spiders are not in fact spiders.

[Waits to see if Ben does a self-suicide with rage]

]]> By: Ben http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-105148 Ben Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:41:41 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-105148 Why is it that I can read whole screeds of right wing bollocks and only become mildly irritated, but as soon as someone refers to spiders as insects, I get really angry? They're fucking not fucking insects you fuck! They're fucking arachnids! Aaargh! I realise I have totally over-reacted. Why is it that I can read whole screeds of right wing bollocks and only become mildly irritated, but as soon as someone refers to spiders as insects, I get really angry?

They’re fucking not fucking insects you fuck! They’re fucking arachnids! Aaargh!

I realise I have totally over-reacted.

]]> By: BeastUK http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-98445 BeastUK Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:41:09 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-98445 Naughtyhippo: you realise that the Metro is published by Associated Newspapers, a subsidiary of the Daily Mail? Naughtyhippo: you realise that the Metro is published by Associated Newspapers, a subsidiary of the Daily Mail?

]]> By: RED http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-98357 RED Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:27:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-98357 You expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now. You expect me to talk?

No Mr Bond, I expect Pakistan to turn into militant, extremist chaos now.

]]> By: Sally http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-98245 Sally Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:15:26 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-98245 <blockquote>I hope the spider is captured soon but I don't hear any expression of shock or upset at losing their dog. If this happened to my dog I'd be absolutely devastated! RIP poor little Bella. - Lynne Dixon, Cambridge, UK</blockquote> Apparently Daily Mail grief athletes don't even feel the need to confine themselves to humans.

I hope the spider is captured soon but I don’t hear any expression of shock or upset at losing their dog. If this happened to my dog I’d be absolutely devastated! RIP poor little Bella.

- Lynne Dixon, Cambridge, UK

Apparently Daily Mail grief athletes don’t even feel the need to confine themselves to humans.

]]> By: Naughtyhippo http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-98073 Naughtyhippo Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:35:10 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-98073 I read this story, with identical quotes, in a Metro roughly 3 weeks ago. It's good to know that as well as as all its other faults, it doesn't even have its own stories. Fuckers I read this story, with identical quotes, in a Metro roughly 3 weeks ago. It’s good to know that as well as as all its other faults, it doesn’t even have its own stories.
Fuckers

]]> By: Beetle Bailey http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-98046 Beetle Bailey Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:46:32 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-98046 ...but in a war they will side with the insects …but in a war they will side with the insects

]]> By: alt-f4 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-97545 alt-f4 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:03:52 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-97545 "That’s all we need is another insect that can kill animals! what else is being brought back ?" Radioactive mutant flesh-eating bacteria that can't be detetected by any kwnown tests and resistant to all known decontaminants. Worse than MRSA, far, far worse. In the early stages of infection the patient shows no outward signs of illness. As the bacteria spreads througout the brain tissue the victim becomes prone to horrifying visions that provoke prolonged outbursts of random violence chartacterised by extreme brutality. In the later stages of the infection patients develop an insatiable desire for human flesh, driven in part by psychological distress caused by the loss of their own decaying flesh which by this time is dropping off in evil-smelling highly infectious lumps. It's ok, relax - I'm a Doctor. “That’s all we need is another insect that can kill animals! what else is being brought back ?”

Radioactive mutant flesh-eating bacteria that can’t be detetected by any kwnown tests and resistant to all known decontaminants. Worse than MRSA, far, far worse. In the early stages of infection the patient shows no outward signs of illness. As the bacteria spreads througout the brain tissue the victim becomes prone to horrifying visions that provoke prolonged outbursts of random violence chartacterised by extreme brutality. In the later stages of the infection patients develop an insatiable desire for human flesh, driven in part by psychological distress caused by the loss of their own decaying flesh which by this time is dropping off in evil-smelling highly infectious lumps.

It’s ok, relax – I’m a Doctor.

]]> By: Alex http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/09/08/half-camel-half-spider-half-mrsa/comment-page-1/#comment-97455 Alex Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:44:38 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=1184#comment-97455 <blockquote>Where can I get a camel spider (without going to a war zone)?</blockquote>I'll file you under 'Slow Readers'. There's a recipe right at the top of the page.

Where can I get a camel spider (without going to a war zone)?

I’ll file you under ‘Slow Readers’. There’s a recipe right at the top of the page.

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