Attention Stalkers: She Lives in Edinburgh
By AlexThanks to Thomas, American Monty and Ashley for braving the map thread:
Ain’t that a FACT,people selling these gadgets only care about PROFIT. Erosion of Education Standards begun with Calculators in classrooms.Most frightening is those who were weaned on Gadgets & Philisophy of “Trophys for LOOSERS” are now Teachers,deny them a Battery & their World collapses.
This is ROOT-Cause why we’re overtaken in every dept of Industrialisation. Cash registers with Pictures instead of Letters & Numbers are Limits placed on mental capacity,Brain needs exercise to Develope.Colonial came HOME, to Motherland UK
Let me guess, your computer has a make-sense checker.
one should not speak openly of their age, simply muse and wonder. This is like saying philatelist’s weep every time I post a letter of complaint about the taste of the glue on stamps these days
It may have escaped the British Cartographic Society attention but there appears to be Holy war on the go. So it maybe just prudent not to list Churches on maps.
angry man
I can just imagine Osama poring over the Ordinance Survey, deciding which church he’d most like to fling faeces at. Those naive and treacherous cartographers have a lot to answer for.
I think most of the info in online maps is not accurate and correct.
If I am wrong, than why dont they track Osama and other Alqada hide outs.
Tehsin Ullah Jan
Probably because, unlike some, Osama Bin Laden is cunning and doesn’t put his name and location on his HYS posts.
i don’t think these online maps are a good idea. also don’t like that p eople can use google earth etc to type in your name and address and see where your live someone did that to me and i think that is wrong and can lead to stalking. this person also wanted me to give out an address of someone else which i would not do as he wanted to see on the maps.where this person lived i told him no and not to google earth me again surely there should be some person you can complain to. its not right
lynne cameron, edinburgh
Thanks to Google Maps, all a stalker needs to know is your name and address, and they can work out where you live, what you’re called and even your name and address!
59 Responses to “Attention Stalkers: She Lives in Edinburgh”
Colonial came Home? Oh dear! How very sad. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
“Hello Ticket Man, one Virgin Cross Country to Edinburgh please. I’ve got a mentally impaired, dour-faced arsewipe to stalk.”
Ah, yes, Colonial, and education sans those evil gadgets did wonders for your spelling, punctuation and grammar, didn’t it?
This one is good…
“History cannot be wiped out by online maps. It’s impossible.
They are usually far superior in infomative quality than the antiquated ‘foldaway’ fall-apart-at-the-wheel jobs. If people lose sense of their location simply because a few trees and a church aren’t included, then as a society we have more problems than history-threatening online maps.
How long will it be before the location of every Mosque in England is included on maps?
Withnail Xtreme, Camden Town”
A masterful non-sequitur at the end to hit the I-Hate-Muslims Quota.
If you google ‘lynne cameron, edinburgh’ you can find out loads about her. So much that it’s almost like she’s more than one person. It’s not just online maps that need to be banned, it’s pretty much everything. It’s the only language I understand.
“Colonial came HOME, to Motherland UK” must be made Chief Inspector of Schools IMMEDIATELY.
His/ her/ its (?) grasp of spelling, punctuation, grammar and syntax is a model to us all.
I think it would be frankly griminal if Colonial go AWAY was denied the battery that is clearly his due.
It’s not right. Learn!
hey lynne, while you’re at it, get phonebooks banned too. omg right like people can use them to find out your phone number. WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDRENS!?!!11 it’s like some sort of pre-computer paedo’s charter or something.
It’s amazing how many people think this:
Sat Navs are another nail in the coffin of freedom, they will be used by NuLabour to monitor your every move and fine you for doing 33mph in a 30mph, even if it is on an empty road in perfect conditions at 5:30am on your way to work.
No! No! No! Satnavs only receive information. All they know from the sattelite is where they are.
Twat.
I read Colonial’s quotes very carefully- under the assumption that all the capitalised words had some common theme (for example, a clever series of puns). What a let down.
Also- a satnav company not caring about the standard of education? Sort it out ZunalublaiR?!!one
Lynne Cameron’s bebo page has a photo of her, and tells you where she works, and on which days her shifts are. Clearly bebo should also be banned, and an investigation launched into where they discovered such personal information. It’s a stalker’s paradise!
what was that about the taste of glue on stamps again?
@ Rich (MMath)(Oxon) - I think he’s not only a colonial, but a colonial from the time of the True Empire under Queen Victoria, and Therefore has the Victorian Habit of capitalizing every Noun, and some other Words just to make them Look Important. It would also explain his desire to go back to using the abacus and slide-rule.
Yeah, a Conservative government would never let the rotten eggs of sat-nav stink up the the ‘B’ roads, thanks ZaNuLiarBore, you fill our roads with sat-nav stench.
“Bank”
Tell Me!!!
Norman loves his stinky egg analogies
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/08/27/basket/
relax, i’m a halfwit with only 1 idea
Not wishing to interrupt HYS dullards frothing at the mouth and gusset but surely the issue is not the quality of online information but what is taught in schools? If I want to attain knowledge of geography, I will, it’s an interesting subject. But when I look at a Sat Nav I only want directions, I don’t care how old the church is.
I’m dismayed at the thought of google earth being used as verb. Stop google earthing me! Help, I’ve been google earthed! Get off me, you massive google earther!
I don’t think this provides the exercise that Brains need to develope (a kind of Jamaican envelope, since you asked).
My guess is it would be that fucking great big basket under all that concrete.
“No! No! No! Satnavs only receive information. All they know from the sattelite is where they are.”
Which can be very useful evidence against you in a court of law.
FACT!!1!
We should just hide the whole of the UK under a big, fluffy blanket then all the terrorists won’t know it’s there.
Of course the ONLY problem with this idea is that we’d have Stinky-Egg Norman under there with us.
I always felt that the Erosion of Education Standards began when people started Randomly Capitalising words as they Typed…
God dam it. These children counting on there fingers. When I was young I had all my fingers choped of to stop such lazyness! Never did me any harm at all.
I got me one of those HYS sat-navs but all it did was keep telling me to go right.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
You should be taking this more seriously, Mal. Not two weeks ago our commie council initiated a new one way system, forcing all tax-paying motorists to turn left five times instead of turning right! And that’s not all!! I checked the our latest phone book and there’s not one single entry for local mosques? The council are clearly allowing the building of SECRET UNDERGROUND MOSQUES in EVERYONES BASEMENT!!!!
Not only that, if you do look her up on Google Earth, there’s a big red circle drawn around her house, labeled “lynne cameron’s house” and with a note about the spare key under the big flower-pot.
Why indeed? It makes perfect sense for the CIA and FBI to spend countless hours on Google Earth, searching all those grainy, pixelated images of caves throughout the middle east in the hope of spotting a little beardy-man with a dialysis machine waving up at the camera.
Dickfuck.
Personally, I would say the downfall of education in this country began when the teachers were no longer allowed to smack the children about with a piece of wood… PC gone mad I tells ya!!one!
Google Earth stalking is much harder than it looks. It’s nigh-on-impossible to tell where any famous people live.
Apart from Neil Buchanan…
It may have escaped the British Cartographic Society attention but there appears to be Holy war on the go. So it maybe just prudent not to list Churches on maps.
angry man
But make sure every mosque is clearly identified, along with any other buildings belonging to religions invented by forunners, in case they need a “visit” after closing time.
From which it’s trivial to work out the speed. All you need then is some kind of transmitter, such as the ones that will be necessary for road-pricing. The paranoid HYS loons might actually be right about this, eventually. The sooner the better, I say. Make the fucking cagers SQUEAL!!!!11
Oh dear. I think I just splodged, in the underwear I stole from Lynne Cameron.
to sotpth e terorsts frum findnig us wee shud hv a blakout lyke in the blits inn cays they google erth uz in the nite. but we wud probly not b able to cal;l it a blakout cos it wud offend the darkies.
i bet they sdont show this.
Of course, when I say underwear, I actually mean egg basket, and when I say Lynne Cameron, I actually mean Norman Pot-Noodle. Yes, that was it.
Or to put little bullseye symbols on top.
One thing’s for sure… there’s not a map on earth to direct you back from the swamp of HYS. Once you’ve seen the beast at the dark heart of humanity, you will never find your way back to the light. You will slowly sink into the pit of despair. Quip flippancies while your hope evaporates, mortals.
mww… mwwwa… Mwwwa-ha-ha… MWAAHAHHHAHHHHAAAA!!!!
Your souls are mine now.
Why do posters like Colonel came home insist on capitalising the first letter of half of their words? It makes it look like 18th century poetry.
The Nazis referred to the Motherland…daresay not the only similiarity between them and Colonial came Home. Coincidence? surely not…
“one should not speak openly of their age, simply muse and wonder. This is like saying philatelist’s weep every time I post a letter of complaint about the taste of the glue on stamps these days”
Do you think he’s been licking those stamps impregnated with psychotropic drugs he bought from the CIA in the 1950s again?
Maybe he meant to type ‘Colonial Care Home’, which may explain the archaic nature of his capitalisation. On the same thread pops us this weebling paranoid:
“Have you tried to find Lord Stones Cafe nr Carlton in Cleveland lately ? It has been removed for some devious reason, to which this Govt. is not admitting. The Cafe is STILL there, but wiped off the maps. Any answers people ? ? ?”
B.W.Moore. Mr., Stockton on Tees
Stick in TS9 7DR to any mapping service & you’ll find it, though in common with EVERY SINGLE BUILDING in the UK, the individual unit is not shown. Plus it has a living green roof, so doesn’t show up too well on Google Earth. But, no, I expect it probably is something to do with the NuLabourWorldOrder. There, there.
Suggestion for lynne cameron, edinburgh. Google yourself (sorry shoelace) - find yourself a real personality without changing your name. I have the choice of a runner, a musical ‘actor’ and someone who looks proper nutty, as in “I’m nutty me”. Think I will stick with my own inadequacies.
Get rid of maps, you couldn’t make it up.
Relax - i work for ordinace survey.
One day I will learn to spell - Doh!
Or TS9 7JH, if you prefer to be, er, correct.
With Lynne, do you think basically her friend looked her up on Google Earth (I mean, er, “Google Earthed” her) and sent her a humorous e-mail with a birds-eye view of her house, only to be met with a barrage of abuse?
And those latest Holy War scores in full:
Jihadi types: ~3000 (US) + 52 (London)
Crusaders: ~300,000 (Iraq) + ~300/month for the last five years
Sort it out, National Cartographic Society. Can’t you see you’re putting our churchgoing population in mortal danger?
There’s an Afghanistan missing from that post, dammit.
This is like saying philatelist’s weep every time I post a letter of complaint about the taste of the glue on stamps these days
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surely not?! they can’t be weeping EVERY SINGLE time you write a letter complaining about the taste of modern stamp-glue. they’d never get anything else done.
cretin. “every time”. honestly i ask you.
relax, i’m a LOOSER
I just googled “lynne cameron edinburgh”* and this page was top of the list. Not bad in five hours.
Hiya, Lynne!
*: I think that makes me a stalker too. I’d better lock myself up and throw away the key. END OF!
“deny me a Battery & my World collapses” would be a great name for an emo band.
If anyone wants me I shall be in my bedroom carving it into my forearm with my old school compass*.
* As in, it was a long time ago that I was in school, so my compass is old. Not that I have some kind of old skool compass in an effort to impress the kids**.
** I am not a pead. Honest.
If you like stamps so much why don’t you lick there
I remember when it used to be called Ordnance Survey.
What you fail to realise about Colonial came HOME is that he is the reason that we have sat-nav in the first place. If he hadn’t done all the calculations working out how to build and launch a geostationary satellite IN HIS HEAD without any noo-fangled computers or “Trophys for LOOSERS” (which I assume must be for undoing tight knots) then we wouldn’t be in this mess.
It’s completely obvious that he’s right because since calculators came into general use there hasn’t been a SINGLE technological advance AT ALL!!!one You could make it up!
Ah them were the days!
I think the first step on dumbing down geography was the inclusion of a small compass in the heel of my Clarks school shoes.
Up until then I had to navigate home by the sun and the faint magnetic vibe from a radio mast.
“surely there should be some person you can complain to.”
There isn’t even anybody to complain to about having nobody to complain to. I’ve been complaining about that for years, but nobody listened.
“its not right”
Or fair. Nobody ever said it would be.
“Ain’t [sic] that a FACT [sic],people selling these gadgets only care about PROFIT [sic]. Erosion of Education [sic] Standards [sic] begun [sic] with Calculators in classrooms. Most frightening is those who were weaned on Gadgets [sic] & Philisophy [sic] of “Trophys [sic] for LOOSERS [double sic]” are now Teachers [sic],deny them [sic] a Battery [sic] & their World [sic] collapses.
This is ROOT-Cause [sic] [sic] [sic] why we’re overtaken in every dept [sic] of Industrialisation [sic]. Cash registers with Pictures [sic] instead of Letters [sic] & Numbers [sic squared] are Limits [sic] placed on mental capacity,Brain [sic] [sic] needs exercise to Develope [yikes].”
It’s amazing how many people think this: “Sat Navs are another nail in the coffin of freedom, they will be used by NuLabour to monitor your every move…”
Yes, I’ve heard it before and I don’t know why people think this, either. Ironically enough, I heard it from someone who always carried a mobile phone(!) Just how did they imagine that the mobile phone worked, if not by constantly tracking their movements?
Heaven forfend that businesses should actually be concerned about making money - that’s just good ol’ Thatcher approved capitalism in action. You sure you’re not some kind of communist, matey.
“‘How long will it be before the location of every Mosque in England is included on maps?
Withnail Xtreme, Camden Town’
A masterful non-sequitur at the end to hit the I-Hate-Muslims Quota.”
Perhaps he was saying that because he wants mosques put on the map. Perhaps YOU are the racist!
Lynne Cameron from Edinburgh is a simpleton.
That’s what Brian Ferry told me, anyway.
‘No! No! No! Satnavs only receive information. All they know from the sattelite is where they are.
Twat.’
but that’s exactly what zanu labour WANT you to think. erosion of liberties / bomb a mosque / damn peedos (delete as appropriate)
and is lynne now officially being stalked by a website?
No, she’s being stalked by me. Although I have to say I’m not doing it on an official basis, more a freelance-as-and-when kind of way.