Comments on: Homos, Dildos, Heretics, Grunting and Boobs

By: Brokeback Britain

Brokeback Britain — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:04:54 +0000

Reading HYS comments make me as angry as this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1nQEQ6UAQ

By: Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:01:28 +0000

Homos, Dildos, Heretics, Grunting & Boobs: aren’t they a Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich tribute band?

By: Rod Wrongnob

Rod Wrongnob — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:37:40 +0000

RADIO 2 – NEWS BULLETINS
“I feel that mentioning homosexuals and condoms throughout the day repeatedly in the news is sordid and distasteful. I do not wish to hear this kind of thing on the station.”

You do know it’s only Radio 2 that does this? Market research has shown that a large segment of the Radio 2 audience loves nothing better than having homosexual condoms shoved down their throats all day, so it’s official station policy to mention them as often as possible.

Try a different station once in a while, you dozy cow. On Radio 3 it’s all whips and chains.

By: Disgustipated

Disgustipated — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:48:17 +0000

Balls.

By: Disgustipated

Disgustipated — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:47:03 +0000

WIMBLEDON 2008
“I feel that the BBC should make some strong comments in relation to the competitors grunting and groaning during play, which I feel is totally unnecessary.”

They do already. I distinctly remeber that Mcenroe chap commentating on the 3rd-round Sharipova match, here’s a little transcrpit:

Mcenroe – Fuck, that Russian spunk-bucket grunts like a fucking man. That shit gives me the horn. Fuck me, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Boris Becker – Hell yeah. I could do some serious damage to that! Mate, I’d do everything to her. Fuck, I’d wreck that chick. Seriously.

They made strong comments, which I feel is totally unnecessary. FACT.

By: but shirley...

but shirley... — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:21:48 +0000

…A vibrator is a perfectly good hand massager?Its basically a prosthetic penis after all and I regularly massage my hand with my penis and find it intensely relieving.

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:26:58 +0000

“I feel that the BBC should make some strong comments in relation to the competitors grunting and groaning during play, which I feel is totally unnecessary.”

Does a grunt count as a strong comment? Because they might just be making strong comments of disapproval at each other’s grunting…

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:46:59 +0000

RADIO 2 – NEWS BULLETINS
“I feel that mentioning homosexuals and condoms throughout the day repeatedly in the news is sordid and distasteful. Yesterday I was shocked when I found myself questioning my own sexuality, and actually wondered what it would be like to suck another man’s cock the way a woman does. The BBC need to remember that about 10% of their customers are not cock-suckers.”

RADIO 4 – SATURDAY LIVE
“I thought the item about the woman who bought a dildo was excellent. I was so hard I had to pull the car off the road and have a quick wank.”

NEWSROUND
“There was an item in the programme about homosexuals and condoms. This was sordid and distasteful and a very bad example to children.”

ROYAL ASCOT
“I found the fashion correspondent Julia Bradbury to be very common. She was talking about ‘boobs’ within earshot of the horses.”

WIMBLEDON 2008
““I feel that the BBC should make some strong comments in relation to the competitors grunting and groaning during play, which I feel is totally unnecessary and they only do it to annoy people.”

By: Bo

Bo — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:57:04 +0000

Noone emails anymore. Just common MyFace

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:21:55 +0000

People still use ‘common’ as a term of derision?

From a brief perusal of The Facebook, I can tell you that 90% of people now use it as a tragic malapropism for “come on.”