Tell you what, squire, tell you what’s got me peppering me kecks. That CERN malarkey up in Sweden. Or is it Swaziland. They press a button, literally press a button, and IT BLOWS THE WHOLE WORLD UP. What kind of idiot thought that was a good idea then? Clearly not a religious one:
this experiment is a complete waste of time. we cannot destroy the whole earth, only God can.
Grace, London
Part of me hopes they succeed in the experiment you think they’re trying to perform, because the mental image of you hurtling through the void still clinging to your life-size crucifix is so endearing.
Why was this ‘built’ underground? Simple, it does not exist. It’s a big con.
It’s the same reason India/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don’t exist and they never have existed. FACT!
Hollywood and the people behind Hollywood (the rich elite race) came up with the propoganda to fool the ‘Sheople’. They’ll keep taking your money though to fund their lavish lifestyles.
Philip Coalman
Everything “built” underground is a lie, it’s true. The Bakerloo, Central and Northern lines are all ficticious and water is brought to your taps by Enchanted Cats (with buckets). Don’t ever dig a hole deeper than 9 foot, in case you break through into Shangri-La and Madame Blavatsky curses you to only ever spout bollocks. Believe me, I know.
By the way, anyone wondering who he means when he blames everything on “the rich elite race” I’m pretty sure it’s not the jews, so don’t go calling him an anti-semite, OK?
if it proves that there is no god and religion can finally be exposed as the fraudulent war mongering pointless activity it really is; then it can only be a good thing.
i doubt this will be published because it’s not a bbc/labour approved thought AND i doubt if they DO prove the universe was created by science, not god, “the powers that be” won’t let something like that out will they now?
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!!
badger fruit, resistance hq, United Kingdom
Richard Dawkins, it’s an honour to see you posting on HYS.
Sorry but this LHC is a pile of rubbish the been working and saying this for years and were still here its Nazi realy the idea of i dnt now lets see BLOWING UP THE WORLD they shud be straight jacketed or some thing really im 14 in year 10 and it going round my school hazelwick pupils a going mad i dnt think it the best of ideas who wants to blow up no really answer me that wat ever this is it should be blown up not a big bang how ever the world started it finished so there you go frm a 14 yr old
chelsea age 14, Crawley uk
When Chelsea isn’t writing rebuttals to All Of Science, she can be found drawing hearts and pictures of polar bears where her Maths homework should be. And her English homework. Especially her English homework.
If this experiment can open doors to other dimensions for us, wouldn’t it lets beings from other dimensions invade our one? If this is true shouldnt we wait untill we are equiped with more developed weapons before we experiment?
Liam, Brighton
It’s worse than you think, Liam. Nuclear bombs have been proven not to exist, so our weapons aren’t even as developed as we think they are. If I were you I’d kiss my ass goodbye and hide under my Deep Space 9 duvet. You might just have time for one last wank over Seven of Nine.
Thanks to Stewart, Catherine, Mary Ann and Ben for spotting these logical black holes.
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I’ll tell you what else doesn’t exist – America! If you think you’ve been there, they stopped your plane in Iceland, pumped you full of hypnosis & memory drugs, and sent you back when you trip was supposed to end. And all the news and things about America are made in a big fake film studio in Hollywood!
I think anyone who uses the word Sheople should be shot. I fucking hate that word as I am sure that everyone who uses it thinks they are realy clever because they don’t “just accept everything” but in reality they are just a twat.
I think Chelsea should have a guest spot on Just A Minute.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ, so much to comment on. Not that I should be expecting particularly high standards from a girl from Crawley, but Chelsea, you’d better tell your mates in year 10 it’s worse than they think. It looks like the first things to disappear into the black hole were grammar, punctuation, syntax and FUCKING sentence structure. FFS.
I get a mental image of ‘Chelsea, 14′ actually being like that dirty old peEdo off of Monkey Dust, painstakingly deleting all full stops and commas in his comment to make it look more authentic. And repeatedly reminding us he’s ‘14′, of course.
I’m calling Fake on Philip, though. It’s too perfect, down to the capslock fact of FACT.
When I read “the universe was created by science” I get an image of God messing around with a chemistry set to try and make it explode.
Just when you think that the veil of religious dogma is finally lifting to herald a new age of enlightened critical thinking, people (sheople?) just replace the word “God” with “science” and carry on spouting the same old shit.
And another thing. If nuclear weapons never existed, how did they manage to fool the Japanese into thinking they exist? Did they sneak in, remove the entire cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and replace them with rubble and the smell of charred flesh while no one was looking? Maybe the Japanese were in on it? They were after all our staunch Allies in World War Two so perhaps their love of a wind-up prevailed. Perhaps all the people who died of radiation-induced cancer were forcibly injected with tumours to make it more realistic? Although of course John Wayne will gave volunteered to get cancer and propagate the myth, because he loved America so much. Even though, as we have now established, America doesn’t exist either.
And calling fake on “badger fruit”. One of this site’s regular readers I would wager.
Come on, own up.
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!!
Grace seems to think that the purpose of the experiment is to blow up the world. What a waste of taxpayers’ money. Everyone knows only God can destroy the world.
“Why was this ‘built’ underground? Simple, it does not exist. It’s a big con.
It’s the same reason India/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don’t exist and they never have existed. FACT!
Philip Coalman”
A couple of hundred thousand Japanese people would beg to differ you rhinocerus’ cockpocket.
“his experiment is a complete waste of time. we cannot destroy the whole earth, only God can.
Grace, London”
Is this the Star Trek V god, the biblical fire and brimstone heavy rock god, the benign and hippy new-age Jesus God, or a God with 50,000 nuclear warheads? If He did destroy the world, at least you’d be a small pile of ash floating through the cosmos.
And since when was the point of this experiment to destroy the fucking planet? Does she really think when the funding goes round, the moneymen go through the list like, “Hmmm, what’s up this year, cure for cancer, experiments to detect gravity, improvements in ion-propulsion technology….whoah, hang on, destroy the world! Sign us up, how much do you need?!?”
If Chelsea got a punch for every grammatical or spelling error in her prose, she’d be dead after four words.
I’m calling fake on Scribbles and Dai. They have the scent of the underground about them.
I wish Chelsea had mentioned her age, so we could judge how wise beyond her years she was.
This is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Won’t the interdimesional Muslim aliens also be developing weapons at the same time? If anything, we should open the portal NOW before we lose our lead.
I’ve seen stargate – those alternative universe darkies might look backward but they can change shape and everything. we’re never going to catch up with them. the whole inter-dimensional war gig is fucked.
relax, i don’t exist
‘if it proves that there is no god and religion can finally be exposed as the fraudulent war mongering pointless activity it really is; then it can only be a good thing.
i doubt this will be published because it’s not a bbc/labour approved thought..’
But I thought the BBC and NuZanuLiarBore are, in the world of HYS’ers, communists, who are, of course, notoriously supportive of all things God-bothering… Remember that Russian Revolution? Just a Leninist plot to prove that God exists.
yes, that’s why she created the LHC
Come on, which one of you posted the “Philip Coalman” comment?
I liked this one:
Well, when I say “liked” what I actually mean is that it made me want to gouge out my brain with the first object at hand. Fortunately for me, this was a Dell mouse and it was too large to insert through my ear.
I’m just glad I wasn’t holding a Biro…
“Sorry but this LHC is a pile of rubbish the been working and saying this for years and were still here its Nazi realy the idea of i dnt now lets see BLOWING UP THE WORLD they shud be straight jacketed or some thing really im 14 in year 10 and it going round my school hazelwick pupils a going mad i dnt think it the best of ideas who wants to blow up no really answer me that wat ever this is it should be blown up not a big bang how ever the world started it finished so there you go frm a 14 yr old
chelsea age 14, Crawley uk”
Succinct, i think we all agree
I knew it had to happen, someone has shown Crawley up simply by speaking. We, who gave the world Chico and where Gareth Southgate first learned to miss penalties, now have to suffer the indignity of being featured on SYB.
What’s worse is that Hazelwick has the best reputation of the schools in town.
I think Liam has been playing WAAAAAY too much Half-Life – the fucker is suffering post traumatic stress disorder flashbacks.
In the sense of “fewest pregnancies” or “most survivors?”
Good point. Replace “Seven of Nine” in my comment with “gravity gun.”
It’s just occurred to me that this might be the first ever SYB topic where “branes” is actually gramatically correct.
How old is Chelsea? I don’t think she mentioned it.
I was going to try and put the post into English but I took another look and thought fuck that I don’t have that much time on my hands.
Also the Nazis built the LHC?
relax, it’s not really chelsea from Crawley, it’s Matt Lucas pretending to be Vicky Pollard pretending to be Chelsea from Crawley
Is it me or does Chelsea age 14 sound exactly like Vicky Pollard, I thought that was supposed to be a joke.
i fink God goes to Chelsea’s scchool or summink.
crap, dual thinking
skunkpussy
I think Liam has been playing WAAAAAY too much Half-Life – the fucker is suffering post traumatic stress disorder flashbacks.
I posted a box of crowbars to the scientists at CERN before the LHC was switched on….just in case.
Shit, i put the apostrophe in the correct place!
i’d say the fact that that many people think the same way makes it a FACT!
One of so many questions, but how exactly are we charged for believing in nuclear weapons?Is it like fairys but in reverse?
“Every time you believe in nuclear weapons, a filthy hook nosed kike claws some of your money and racial pride into the waiting mouths of is baconhating spawn”
Let’s try to decipher Chelsea’s comment:
“Sorry but this LHC is a pile of rubbish”
I am not in favour of the Large Hadron Collider
“the been working and saying this for years and were still here”
They’ve been working on the project and saying [that we're going to be perfectly safe] for years, and lo and behold, we’re still here!
“its Nazi realy the idea of i dnt now lets see BLOWING UP THE WORLD they shud be straight jacketed or some thing really”
The thought of blowing up the world just boggles my mind. Reminds me of Fascism and Adolf Hitler. But not Godwin’s law. Never heard of that. The people responsible for this travesty should be put in an asylum or some similar situation.
“im 14 in year 10 and it going round my school”
I am the fourteenth best pupil in year 10 and I wish to inform you all that due to our commitment to Sussex promiscuity, AIDS and gonorrhea are travelling through my school like wildfire
“hazelwick pupils a going mad”
Due to the prevalence of the STDs, many of my fellow students are starting to lose their minds
“i dnt think it the best of ideas who wants to blow up no really answer me that”
I’m not massively keen on this whole promiscuity/STD thing. Incidentally, is there anybody out there who wants to explode? Sorry for the deviation in thought, but I’ve always wanted to know.
“wat ever this is it should be blown up”
Even if this object I’ve just been talking about were to be the saviour of mankind, due to forces unseen and unimaginable by human minds at this present point in time, I would like it to be demolished. Chelsea has spoken.
“not a big bang how ever”
This thing is, you should note, not a Big Bang. It is a series of two-party, private sexual relations, and not a massively underage anal orgy.
“the world started it finished so there you go frm a 14 yr old
chelsea age 14, Crawley uk”
Did you know that if we ignore all of the various theories for how the world came into existence, scientists have discovered that the world has now ended? So there we have it. I am a fourteen year old called Chelsea, from the town of Crawley. And I will one day grow up to be an absolute horse-faced antelope cunt.
Must… resist… pointing out that Seven of Nine was in Voyager, not DS9…
Bother.
I can’t comment on all this, there’s just too much industrial strength, undiluted, prescription only idiocy steaming off the page!
But I have to say I love the “Moderation Martyr” tag, it sums its members up so perfectly in such a neat little package, it’s almost poetic.
“There is a worldwide recession looming…why are they wasting money on this?
Steve, Colchester”
They’re not, you scrofulous rat’s scrotum! Most of the LHC money has been spent to develop, design and build the thing over the last 10 – 15 years when the Western world was experiencing an unprecedented economic boom!
What? Do you think the scientists can just take the fucker back to the shops and say “The world’s a bit short of money at the moment and it fits a bit tight in the gusset so can we have a refund please? We’ve kept the packaging and still got our receipt…”
Or maybe we should just not spend any money on any expensive scientific reserach EVER, but instead stuff it all into a big fucking mattress just in case of a future economic downturn?
Now, where does the queue start to give that Chelsea a skull-fuck?
“i doubt if they DO prove the universe was created by science”
But…science doesn’t create things, science tries to understand…what is already….in…nature…
Oh, I give up.
Why don’t we just load all the HYS cretins into the LHC and bombard them with beams of protons, to see if the as-yet-undected Higgs-Moron particle (the particle thought to be responsible for the feckless ramblings of HYS posters) can be discovered?
Sorry. Should have said “undetected”, not “undected”
I have brought shame upon my family.
“John, only the ignorant would think that this experiment could possibly end life on Earth. The whole point of science is to benefit mankind in one way or another. Firstly learn to spell, then think about the generalisation you made in your ill-informed post please.
Anon., Benfleet”
Ill-informed generalisation? How about “The whole point of science is to benefit mankind in one way or another”…?
Try peddling that argument to the citizens of Hiroshima & Nagasaki in 1945, or the thalidomide generation, or the WW1 soldiers who were paralysed or died an agonising death in clouds of mustard gas, or the fucknuts who first artificially cultivated anthrax for use as biological weapon you cumbucket.
I heard that if you catch gonorrhea and have babies they have spikes for arms. Can anyone confirm this? Tell me!!!
It’s amazing how worked up people will get over something as simple as some large hardons colliding.
Robin that is awesome and made me do a real life Laugh Out Loud.
Oh and I like the idea of firing the hys cretins at each other in the HLC, it might not find anything out but it would be fun
damn, badly formed html.
“Bank”
Dr Shade,you ignorant fool, do you not realise that the people of japan are all actors employed by the jews to further their propaganda that there is a nuclear weapon?
“Dr Shade,you ignorant fool, do you not realise that the people of japan are all actors employed by the jews to further their propaganda that there is a nuclear weapon?”
D’oh! It all makes sense now!
Curse you George Takei, you oriental mastermind you!!!1!!111
Peedo stalker Sam, you have made my day.
Sounds like a challenge to me…
It’s true, it could happen. I saw it in a documentary called Hellboy just 2 nights ago.
Yes. People who like Star Trek are never known to watch more than one variety of it, no siree.
But I appreciate you sparing us the argument that they never made tacky merchandise for DS9 like a licenced duvet cover because it was the tactical story arc political intrigue Star Trek and also IT WAS DULL AS FUCK LIKE ITS FANS CHRIST I WISH YOU’D ALL DIE IN A FIRE
Chelsea’s teachers must live in fear of the day she decides to attend school.
“If this experiment can open doors to other dimensions for us, wouldn’t it lets beings from other dimensions invade our one? If this is true shouldnt we wait untill we are equiped with more developed weapons before we experiment?”
Pft, a crowbar and a natty beard are that’s needed.
This topic just keeps on giving.
[quote]YOU would spend taxpayers millions of TRLNS dollars but cannot create one pint of human blood.
Can CERN do it before spending on these MLNS of
trillions of dollors.The big bang is here.Bang the poverty,injustice away on this earth to make taxpayers money worth while.
John Milton, London [/quote]
Personally, I’m going to make a start on banging the injustice away tonight. And by Christ, it’ll make all the money worth it.
Holy fvck. I hope there are intelligent 14 year olds in this country or we really are dooomed.
But all the taxpayer money in the world won’t help me with quoting.
Perhaps those clever scientists could quickly build a spaceship to remove all of those people worried about the end of the earth before the LHC gets up to speed. They could then be flown to a place of safety*.
Relax, I’m Douglas Adams.
*The Sun
Last time I tried that I got picked up for kerbcrawling.
tlumacz – I agree with him. They should dedicate themselves only to scientific developments that miraculously heal puppies’ injured paws and dry the tears of sad children. It’s only fair.
FFS we’ve already worked out how to make something that produces blood. It’s called a person, and all you need to do is get a Daddy to put his weewee in a Mummy’s foofoo and fire a mighty payload of hot semen into her waiting womb.
If I were Chelsea’s parents I would be up at 4 every morning so I could beat her into silent unconsciousness before she had a chance to wake so wouldn’t have to listen to her mindless brain spurts.
If Chelsea’s parents are reading this, I am offering my services. For a nominal fee of course.
(give me a couple of quid for the pleasure)
How many Sun readers when asked about the possibility of colonising the actual sun would decide to go at night when it’s cooler ?
Personally I can see nothing wrong with wanking over Seven of Nine (although I would, of course, be thinking of Jadzia Dax as I did so).
Far-Q, thank you for the best opening line ever. My keyboard is aswim with coffee and sputum.
My pleasure.
Large Hardon Colliders!
Phwoar!
“Not particularly interested in how the universe started but I am interested however in how it will end. Probably with a bang. Upstairs. In my bedroom.
George Forth”
Not unless you’re inserting an unfeasibly large firework up your rectum and lighting the fuse I think…
I’m not sure whether to call the Samaritans for his mental state or the police for his unlicenced firearm.
i agree, poor george, sounds like a candidate for my institution
Is that the one that specialises in rectal firework insertion therapy?
fuckwittedness is no laughing matter
Quick! It’s THE END OF THE WORLD! Why are you spending your last moments posting comments on internet?! You should be making one last attempt at hanky-panky with that nurse who always smiles at you when you come in for your pills, or punching small children in the face (you just know the ones next door were planning to do something to deserve it). Even better, now that the PC Brigade are about to be vaporised, you can finally release all that bottled up racism and misogyny without fear of execution. What are you waiting for??!! THEY CAN’T STOP YOU ANY MORE
I thought the whole point of this website was that fuckwittedness is the most laughing of all matters.
“If this experiment can open doors to other dimensions for us, wouldn’t it lets beings from other dimensions invade our one? If this is true shouldnt we wait untill we are equiped with more developed weapons before we experiment?
Liam, Brighton”
It’s not racist to impose limits on inter-dimensional immigration.
How would you feel if that bloke from Sliders attacked your daughter?
Latest news is saying they’ve stopped the Hadron Collider (for a bit) due to magnet failure, but I think we all know why they’ve stopped it – because HYSers have blown their cover by working out that it is actually a non-existent but real Nazi plot to let alien immygrunts into our dimension and simultaneously kill God. Or summat. It all makes perfect sense.
Seriously though, such a glitch at such and early stage is not promising; the whole ‘ooh, get us, we’re recreating The Big Bang’ shtick smacks a little too much of them just wanting people to think Switzerland’s cool. Cuckoo clocks, Nazi gold, Heidi, women not being allowed to drive in some bits and getting it mixed up with Austria (Sound of Music, Fritzl)- it’s all a bit shit, innit? You can’t blame them for wanting to get more kudos. It’s like when you were at school and came back off school holidays and the fat, nerdy, speccy ginger kid was suddenly all thin and trendy with contact lenses in and a cool hairdo. Trying too hard is soooo passé, yah?
Possibly the bridge to another dimension could bring Liam into contact with an alternative version of himself, a randy gay version. And then he could go fuck himself.
That Brane joke was rather good indeed, Kelvin. Well done.
@Bit Special – to be honest, such a glitch at such an early stage is fairly promising, as they’re still in the “bedding-in” period where potentially all the crap components (and in something the size of LHC, there are bound to be more than a few…) will show their true colours and wilt faster than Jade Goody with cervical cancer. Gives them a good opportunity to separate the wheat from the chaff. But the Swiss like doing that: “Are you Jewish?” “Yes.” “Well give us your gold and fuck off. And don’t ask for it back, either.”
I remember being told that if you dig straight down you eventually reach Australia. It is basically underground and therefore does not exist either.
Neighbours is just propoganda.
Chelsea, 14, reminded me more of the Morwenna Banks Little Girl character from ‘Absolutely’.
“Yes, I DO know how it works in the partrickle colanderrrrrrr.”
On Switzerland – “I see something. I see a chocolate Phil Collins coming out of a clock every hour to tidy up his Nazi gold.”
“if this experiment can open doors to other dimensions for us, wouldn’t it lets beings from other dimensions invade our one?”
As if we don’t have enough with immigrants pouring through our air and seaports, they are now going to open the borders to multi-dimensional claimants.
“If this is true shouldnt we wait untill we are equiped with more developed weapons before we experiment?”
Don’t listen to liberal claims that multi-dimensional foriegners come in peace. They’ll come here for one reason and one reason only: To steal our women and take our jobs!
What I don’t get is why these inter-dimensional immigrunt foreigners say they’re here because they’re fleeing persecution back in their own dimension…why didn’t they stop at the nearest safe dimension? I’ll tell you why, the PC brigade and Gordon Clown have made our dimension a soft touch on inter-dimensional forrun benefit scum.
I bet they’re still claiming benefits back in their own home dimension too! You couldn’t make it up.
Question- there’s only one solution. Bring back Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman – isn’t he the one who presented The Krypton Factor?
I think it would be a novel way to control the influx of inter-dimensional beings, by subjecting them to a series of IQ testing puzzles with time limits on them, test their recall of a brief clip from a recently-released movie and subject them to an assault course at the end, before allowing them a visa or work permit.
@Peedo Stalker Sam – I think we all know what the real truth is about the whole inter-dimension invasion thing is but we’re all too polite to say it: it’s a Jewish plot. Jews DELIBERATELY caused the Holocaust in order to make Swiss banks take their gold off them and then that gold was used to fund the Hadron thingummijig and when it finally gets working, it’ll open up a portal to the future where billions of super-enhanced future Jews will come through and rule the earth and make us all Jewish.
It’s all so obvious when you think about it.
Relax, I’m just clinically insane.
hi alex, when i said ‘no laughing matter’ what i actually meant was ‘the most laughing of all matters’
it’s what we wimmin do innit
If you look on Google News and they still have the story “Scientists ignore Black Hole theory” you will see why HYS contributors sound so paranoid. I notice the story does not say who actually made the warnings about black holes and wormholes. Stephen Hawking is quoted as saying such things are highly unlikely but I suppose some idiots will think he’s just Davros in disguise.
That’s because “idiot humanities graduate journalist misinterprets scientist, scientist clarifies by saying no, you idiot, that’s not going to happen, why the fuck can’t your idiot editor find someone who knows the difference between homeopathy and science to write these stories you cunt of a cunt’s cunt?” doesn’t reflect so well on the paper’s credentials.
FFS that story is everywhere
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22physicists+ignore+black+hole+theory%22
“Some critics say”. Well they do now, fucktard. Though anyone who can’t read between the lines there deserves to be invaded by an alien (object).
What scares me about these inter-dimensional immigants is the FACT that one of them will be almost exactly identical to me, only slightly better looking and slightly more successful. And that’ll be me fucked.
Bit Special wrote:
Unbelievable! They’ve already broken 25% of the fundamental forces holding the universe together. You couldn’t make it up.
It was actually the lucky Smurf magnets on the fridge in the staff room that went awry. Fell off and broke, they did. The scientists were too superstitious to carry on, so all work is halted till they can get some more.
The ever-hilarious Biased-BBC blog on the PC hadron failure:
I just died a little inside.
If this massive, one-off, never-been-done-before, ground-breaking machine doesn’t start first time and discover all the answers before my scientific curiousity runs out (ie in 1 x 10 -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds)then it must be shit and a waste of MY taxes.
Now it’s broken for two months!!! When the starter motor went on my brother’s Calibra, we had it going again in a couple of days. What’s their PROBLEM!?!
When I found out that an enormous piece of scientific apparatus, the ingenuity and elegance of which I could never comprehend, was buried under Switzerland and was failing to destroy the planet, something to which I am intrinsically opposed, possibly by flooding us with extra-dimensional single lesbian muslim benefit-claiming parents, I put my foot through the television and sent Stephen Hawking the bill.
[...] … and spEak You’re bRanes has even more for your delectation. [...]
“It’s the same reason India/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don’t exist and they never have existed. FACT!
Hollywood and the people behind Hollywood (the rich elite race) came up with the propoganda to fool the ‘Sheople’. They’ll keep taking your money though to fund their lavish lifestyles.”
A Large Hadron Colluder
Hollywood is not real, its created by the anti-religious legions of satan as they opperate through the non-existant American army of the devil. who create dth every idea of the nuclear bomb, whcih of course like physics is all just made up nonsense. God create dthe earth, humans and all of everything, except possibly cliff Richard, there is no explination for that.
John Milton of London has a point. Science is a frivolous waste of money while there are still sick people. We should be creating artificial blood to cure diseases and stuff, by spending the money on sci…
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