Comments on: Nuclear Bombs Don’t Exist

By: Moe

Moe — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:52:58 +0000

John Milton of London has a point. Science is a frivolous waste of money while there are still sick people. We should be creating artificial blood to cure diseases and stuff, by spending the money on sci…

Oh.

By: Chugga

Chugga — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:35:14 +0000

Hollywood is not real, its created by the anti-religious legions of satan as they opperate through the non-existant American army of the devil. who create dth every idea of the nuclear bomb, whcih of course like physics is all just made up nonsense. God create dthe earth, humans and all of everything, except possibly cliff Richard, there is no explination for that.

By: Gav Powell

Gav Powell — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:29:21 +0000

“It’s the same reason India/Pakistan allegedly conducted nuclear explosions underground simply because they never happened in the first place. Why? Because nuclear bombs don’t exist and they never have existed. FACT!

Hollywood and the people behind Hollywood (the rich elite race) came up with the propoganda to fool the ‘Sheople’. They’ll keep taking your money though to fund their lavish lifestyles.”

A Large Hadron Colluder

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Just Do It » Blog Archive » LHC Deemed Perfectly Safe! — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:53:40 +0000

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By: magicpossums

magicpossums — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:18:57 +0000

When I found out that an enormous piece of scientific apparatus, the ingenuity and elegance of which I could never comprehend, was buried under Switzerland and was failing to destroy the planet, something to which I am intrinsically opposed, possibly by flooding us with extra-dimensional single lesbian muslim benefit-claiming parents, I put my foot through the television and sent Stephen Hawking the bill.

By: aSbo bAz

aSbo bAz — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:20:57 +0000

If this massive, one-off, never-been-done-before, ground-breaking machine doesn’t start first time and discover all the answers before my scientific curiousity runs out (ie in 1 x 10 -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds)then it must be shit and a waste of MY taxes.

Now it’s broken for two months!!! When the starter motor went on my brother’s Calibra, we had it going again in a couple of days. What’s their PROBLEM!?!

By: Vicky (Ma Who-gives-a-s***-about-science-anyway Studies)

Vicky (Ma Who-gives-a-s***-about-science-anyway Studies) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:39:16 +0000

That’s because “idiot humanities graduate journalist misinterprets scientist, scientist clarifies by saying no, you idiot, that’s not going to happen, why the fuck can’t your idiot editor find someone who knows the difference between homeopathy and science to write these stories you cunt of a cunt’s cunt?”

I just died a little inside.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:52:15 +0000

The ever-hilarious Biased-BBC blog on the PC hadron failure:

You would need a heart of stone not to laugh! The BBC went ape crazy about the Large Hadron Collider just over a week ago, with maximum media overkill. Now it transpires that it will be out of action for at least two months. Part of the giant physics experiment was turned off for the weekend while engineers probed a magnet failure. But a Cern spokesman said damage to the £3.6bn ($6.6bn) particle accelerator was worse than anticipated. The curse of the BBC……!

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:46:01 +0000

It was actually the lucky Smurf magnets on the fridge in the staff room that went awry. Fell off and broke, they did. The scientists were too superstitious to carry on, so all work is halted till they can get some more.

By: Coach

Coach — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:33:17 +0000

Bit Special wrote:

magnet failure

Unbelievable! They’ve already broken 25% of the fundamental forces holding the universe together. You couldn’t make it up.