They Control the Media Too You Know
By AlexDid you know that a group of Israelis developed a special programme that detects online discussions about Israel, for example on the new lady Prime Minister, and then alerts people with broken space-bars:
You are naive if you think that his conflict is about territory because it isnt.here is a quote by Muhamed Amin al-Husayni,a palestinian leader who helped the Nazis in WW2:”Arabs, rise as one man and fight for your sacred rights. Kill the Jews wherever you find them. This pleases God, history, and religion. This saves your honor.”You want Israel to give them a country?
Israeli man, Israel
What about the Israeli woman who helped the terrorist in ‘V for Vendetta’, stole Julia Roberts’ boyfriend and then BORE DARTH VADER’S CHILDREN?
You think it matters who runs Israel? Build more settlements; infiltrate the US government: That’s the objective. Doesn’t matter who stands at the podium.
Conor O’Malley, Chicago, United States
It’s worse than that. Now that every presidential hopeful pledges unconditional support for Israel before they even have their stars-and-stripes lapel-pin on, the Jews are actually infiltrating world governments at weekends just to keep their hand in.
I prefer a woman leading a government than a man and Golda Meir did a good job, Margaret Thatcher was screwed by her own party, but was an excellent ambassador for our country, Benazir Bhutto thought she could rule unruly men and was assassinated, and nepotism raised its ugly head in Pakistan. So why not give it a go with this woman. Women don’t make war. Men do. Hillary would be good for America but isn’t getting the chance and would have Bill behind her. I give up on male politicians. Joy
Joy Pattinson, ROLLE, Switzerland
I have a feeling that when Joy Pattinson wrote this, not only did she not mention Tzipi Livni, she also didn’t think about Tzipi Livni. We need more people like Joy in government.
I note the way the BBC twists things around in its endless anti-Israeli propaganda by its choice of vocabulary and expression. Instead of writing ” Livni is the first woman Prime Minister in 30 years”, how about Israel has yet again got a woman Prime Minister, which most countries couldn’t even consider, they’re so backward! Also instead of describing her as a former Mossad agent, the BBC prefers the word spy.
Please remind me is the BBC a Western news agency or has it sold out to the Arabs?
Livni fan, Paris
Maybe the BBC should have made it clearer by writing “GOLDA WOMAN LIVNI BACKWARDS ARABS BACKWARDS BOOM” in big letters.
45 Responses to “They Control the Media Too You Know”
Try telling that to Simon Weston.
“Women don’t make war.”
Well, apart from all the women bomber pilots in the USAF, the female battalions of communist countries (that gave women equal rights when your grandma was still just a glint in the Master of the House’s eye), Catherine the Great, Elizabeth the First, not to mention that Bodecia tart.
How about all the women that demand the right to take part in combat in western imperial invasions of defenceless countries but are relegated to support roles? The only reason your women don’t make war is because their men won’t let them.
“Hillary would be good for America but isn’t getting the chance and would have Bill behind her. I give up on male politicians.”
Apart from Bill, right?
” Hillary would be good for America … and would have Bill behind her.”
Presumably giving her a good seeing to while yelling YEEEEHARR and chomping on a ceegar.
I’m back from holiday.
Ugh! I now have a horrible image in my of a cabinet ’spit-roast’.
PLEASE GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!
<blockquote.Also instead of describing her as a former Mossad agent, the BBC prefers the word spy.
Remind me what it is that Mossad do?
“Women don’t make war. Men do.”
Tell that to Sarah Palin, preferably before she ends up in the big chair. Palin’s statements so far don’t reassure me.
“Women don’t make war”… Dear gods. Another dimbulb confusing misandry with feminism. Here’s some equality for you: women are *just* as capable of being bloody stupid, arrogant and aggressive as men are, and determining your politics based on a cotton-wool, idealised version of an entire sex is… well, it’s bloody stupid. So QED, I guess.
Fucksocks! That should have been “horrible image in my head“.
The picture of Maggie being drilled by Micheal Hesseltine and Geoffrey Howe, while Ken Clarke yanks on her teats is just so awful that it is affecting my typing…
DAMN YOU JOY PATTINSON, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
They’re going to execute Sarah Palin?
because, of course, a woman with a willy behind her is better than one without
What would Normal Lamont be doing?
Mmmmm, Norman Lamont.
Sorry, clearly a typo. Should have read Abnormal Lamont.
I do apologise. See? I just did it there.
” Livni is the first woman Prime Minister in 30 years”
Bloody hell, steady on BBC! What are you trying to do, start World War III or something? Because that’s what’ll happen with inflamatory remarks like that.
Has the BBC been sold to the Arabs?
Why the fuck am I still paying my TV Licence then?
Bloody A(?)rabs coming over here and buying our public sector broadcasters. What’s next? Channel 4? They want to yallah back where they came from.
Relax, I’m a rag head.
You are naive if you think that his conflict is about territory because it isnt.here is a quote by Muhamed Amin al-Husayni,a palestinian leader who helped the Nazis in WW2:”Arabs, rise as one man and fight for your sacred rights. Kill the Jews wherever you find them. This pleases God, history, and religion. This saves your honor.”You want Israel to give them a country?
Israeli man, Israel
Yeah, so that would make Yitzak Shamir, who offered to make a pact with the Nazis to clear the UK from Palestine during WWII, also unfit to have a country of his own. Apart from the one he became Prime Minister of. Namely, Israel…
The cabinet’s stealth-badger would have been busy getting fisted by Julian Clary.
Surely the most important question - which no-one has yet asked - is: Who has the loveliest smile - Sarah Palin or Tzipi Livni?
Sarah Palin smiles?
I dunno about the BBC, but it appears that Joy Pattinson is trying to use HYS to bring on the apocalypse. Check these out:
I really can’t figure Joy out. Is she just a confused old biddy, or is she genuinely evil? She probably thinks she’d be OK in a nuclear war since all Swiss homes have fallout shelters.
“Has the BBC been sold to the Arabs?”
Will they be signing Ronaldo?
God, it must be exhausting, not to mention confusing, working at the BBC and having to simultaneously promote both a pro-Zionist and an anti-Zionist agenda! Half* the HYSers are moaning about the BBC being part of ‘The Jewish Conspiracy’, the others are all frothing on about *knowing* it has a sinister plan to help bring down the state of Israel.
Actually, what must be MORE exhausting would be having to tolerate the endless complaints and insinuations of countless absolute dribbling paranoid fucktards whose lives are so pointless and empty and brains so weak and stuck in a state of permanent disgruntled bewilderment that every single word the Beeb churns out is over-over-over-analysed (or merely misunderstood) till every single piffling nuance can be interpreted as some sort of personal insult or dodgy secret subliminal bias. For fuck’s sake.
*Okay, not exactly half. Some of them are just regular thick cunty racists.
Joy Pattinson needs to be put out of her misery. I hope the russians are reading this and do just that!
“Russia should now do the same in Cuba! And I just hope they read this and do just that! Joy”
I thought Russian spies stopped putting coded messages in our media years ago. How are the Russians going to find out what Joy thinks they should do?
Also, and this is terrible, but i keep singing the sundays whenever i read Joy’s words. JOY IS RUINING THE SUNDAYS. IT’s even worse than we thought.
“Has the BBC been sold to the Arabs?”
Now then - TWO years ago the BBC announced it was moving to Manchester. This week, the ARABS bought Manchester City, which is in Manchester.
These facts surely can’t be unrelated.
But on the other hand, the BBC has done loads of Sale & Leaseback projects with a company called Structadene, the owners of which are friends with a man called Stanley Cohen (fans of AFC Bournemouth will know what i’m talking about here).
So the BBC *are* both pro-israeli AND pro-arab.
I reckon if you dropped the BBC out of a building from about the 4th floor it’d never hit the ground, just like if you tied buttered toast to a cat’s back. Tell mE!!11!
Putin:
‘What should we do today? Invade another former soviet bloc country?’
Medvedev:
‘Ah, but which one???’
Putin:
‘Hmm…. But wait! What’s this? A woman called Joy on the BBC website says we should put nuclear missiles on Cuban soil. Excellent idea, lets do it!’
Medvedev:
‘Are you sure that’s a good idea? Won’t that bring the world to the edge of a nuclear abyss?’
Putin:
‘Joy doesn’t seem to think there’s any risks inherent in this move, and I can’t see an intelligent and considered woman such as her not thinking through the possible outcomes of such cold war tit-for-tat posturing.’
Medvedev:
‘Okee dokee, I’ll give Fidel a quick call. Ah, no, he stopped speaking to us years ago.’
Putin:
‘Okay then, lets invade Afghanistan.’
Let’s be honest, Pakistani politics is a slippery fish and it’s hard to get your head round who’s who, but Joy cuts effortlessly through the chaff, then nails the entire political class of Islamabad in one ‘moment of clarity’. AND sets a good example to all those lesser HYSers who insist on posting on subjects about which they know nothing.
Thank you Joy! You should get John Simpson’s job.
(P.S. Can you rule something that is unruly?)
So the sun actually went to the trouble of printing this; rather than just letting the retard type it into a website with one finger or whatever passes for a prehensile body protuberance in his species. Well fuck me.
I really hope nobody will ’silence’ Joy Pattinson, ROLLE, Switzerland (Google is your friend…). How could we possibly manage without her unique geopolitical insight?
That comment went on the wrong thing. My protuberance must have gone berserk.
Wow skunkpussy. For someone who admires Benazir Bhutto so much, Joy Pattinson really does hate Benazir Bhutto.
I cant help thinking Joy is one of those knitting nanas from the shreddies advert and this is what they discuss when the cameras are off.
Do you suppose Joy knows what Benazir Bhutto’s father did for a living (not to mention dying)?
Anyway, Skunkpussy: “Fucksocks! That should have been “horrible image in my head“.”
So horrible that you felt the need to describe it again, adding lots of extra details the second time….
I think everyone’s just relieved you didn’t go on to describe John Selwyn-Gummer licking the juice off Michael Heseltine’s plums at each thrust or Keith Joseph’s vinegar-strokes face as he shoved his dogmatic rectitude down Thatch’s gob.
Does anybody have any crumpets? I would like to buy a crumpet.
Norman Tebbit would just watch. He liked to watch.
That, and ruin people’s lives.
We have some.
And swiss rolls.
If the jews are running the world, then they’re not doing a very good job of it.
There, fixed that for you.
Ours are cheaper. In every conceivable sense of the word.
These aren’t just crumpets, these are virgins thigh kneaded, baked in a Tahitian umu, covered with buttermilk from cows lightly fluffed by Brad Pitt, M&S crumpets.
RE: Crumpets.
Nice to see that SYB is a razor-sharp hot-bed of focused, intellectual political analysis and not some low-attention-span goof-site that goes whizzing off at a blithering tangent when someone says, “oooh… cake?”
bank!
Dear Tesco,
If that was an intentional reference to Joy Pattinson, it was divine inspiration.
Wash your mouth out young man! If you want to partake in that kind of thing, can I recommend the ‘Have your SAY’ site next door. They’ll help with your depraved desire for intellectual sustenance and……Cake you say? Hmmmm…Cake…
“I really can’t figure Joy out. Is she just a confused old biddy, or is she genuinely evil? She probably thinks she’d be OK in a nuclear war since all Swiss homes have fallout shelters.”
Cockroaches will survive anything, you know…
“Cockroaches will survive anything, you know…”
I have a sledgehammer here says different.
I can assure you it wasn’t.