Comments on: Laughting At Kenny

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:12:27 +0000

Is it called “slash fiction” because it makes you want to “slash” your wrists, or (as I imagine) because it makes you want to SLASH EVERYONE’S FUCKING FACE OFF FOR PUTTING THEIR PATHETIC JOY-ON-MILIBAND WANK FANTASIES all over what is normally quite a funny blog? As I said, I think it’s the latter, but I’m not really sure.

Also nobody’s said “bank” for a while.

By: George Michael

George Michael — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:43:27 +0000

I’ve sucked plenty of cock and I had to buy my own Playstation. Not even an Xbox. Do you think the social would help me to complete a retrospective claim over the phone?

I’d suck off Ed Miliband, too.

By: 773 (metric)

773 (metric) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:40:14 +0000

- Hi, yes, Customer Services please.
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- Oh, hi, I placed an order last week for Biting Satire, with the Crushingly Witty Insults option, and you’ve sent me Nauseating FanFiction instead.
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- No no, I ordered Biting Satire.
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- Last week.
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- Yeah, the order number’s 45606SYB.
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- No, metric.
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- Metric. M E T R I C.
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- M for Muslim
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- Ok, so can I discard the FanFic, or do you need me to send it back?
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- Sure, yeah.
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- No, that’s all. Thanks.

By: AndyS

AndyS — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:32:08 +0000

i bet it wasn’t ed miliband, i bet it was hazel blears

i think i’m going to bring up my lunch.

By: Desparate Dan

Desparate Dan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:12:19 +0000

@setyourfacestostunned

Dan I don’t know. Doesn’t sound too bad.
Did you have to wear stockings?

To be honest I’m still too traumatised to talk about most of it. I went to Number Ten to hand in a petition for the protection of certain threatened species of woodland flowers. I was shown into the cabinet room, and after the door had shut, someone said, “Right! Grab his arms!” and it all became very aggressive.

I remember being held down on the Cabinet Table and Ed Milliband stroking his erection against my face and mockingly saying he was ‘going to plant his rare bulb in my ripe earth and pump me with his fertilizer’

I think I blacked out after that.

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:40:11 +0000

A shorn scrotum is really quite exhilarating, I suggest you try it (if you have balls that is, shaven flaps are also a delight for our testicularly challenged posters)

but only use a saftey razor, nicking ones balls (or flaps I imagine) is the height of excrutiating pain, unless you are into that sort of thing

By: Petpete

Petpete — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:13:18 +0000

Earlier there was a mention of an orgy and how my presence was missed.
Unfortunately I couldn’t turn up to grind your holes with my meat wicket as I was at home (in the lab) devising a way to make Wax Jackets smell more. If you’re interested in the results, my final conclusion was: No, Wax Jackets cannot smell more than they already do.
Joy Pattinson makes them smell by rubbing her tits on them.
Next time there is an orgy I WILL be there…

By: Hard Righty

Hard Righty — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:24:26 +0000

Gee, ain’t you guys having fun? All I get in the way of sex is wanking while posting to HYS about bringing back the birch for teenage thugs.

Oh, sorry, I’ve just cum again.

By: Freddy Two Trousers

Freddy Two Trousers — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:07:29 +0000

…. and have you thought about doing trousers?

By: Freddy Two Trousers

Freddy Two Trousers — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:06:59 +0000

The ‘Col John Matrix’ is now available in S, M, L, XL, XXL and ZNLB

I’d like one in extra medium please.