Delusions of Grandeur27 Sep 2008 12:26 pm

Busy and Away

By Nelson

I’m ludicrously busy and not here so it might go a bit quiet. Me brother has admin so he could login and publish stuff if he wanted. He probably doesn’t though. Back in a week or so. Remember, stay safe online and don’t give your phone number to paedos.

18 Responses to “Busy and Away”

  1. on 27 Sep 2008 at 12:48 pm   Misanthropes for Jesus

    Not even if they want to show me some puppies?

  2. on 27 Sep 2008 at 1:46 pm   Roscoe

    You can’t get anywhere with puppies these days. It’s a six pack of blue wkd or you’ve got no chance. Of course, all the kids have knives though, it’s a fucking arms race.

  3. on 27 Sep 2008 at 3:24 pm   wide, birmingham (not england)

    This is my approach, probably got about a 68% sucess rate so far http://tinyurl.com/ukdt8

  4. on 27 Sep 2008 at 4:27 pm   Col John Matrix

    Don’t give your phone number to peados?

    *Now* you fucking tell me!

  5. on 27 Sep 2008 at 7:28 pm   Alex

    On the bright side, we’ve managed to attract the ex of one of our regulars.

  6. on 28 Sep 2008 at 10:20 am   ludicrouslybusy, gower

    nelson, i am ludicrously busy, and Speak Your Branes has been the only thing keeping me off the mind bending drugs for the last two weeks. How the feck am i going to cope now!

  7. on 28 Sep 2008 at 11:33 am   illuminating sun

    Sex Offenders’ Register loophole highlighted thanks to homeless serial sex pest Darren Hellowell

  8. on 28 Sep 2008 at 2:39 pm   arsebanana

    So its true about paedos living in trees

  9. on 28 Sep 2008 at 4:52 pm   Brokeback Britain

    My permanent abode is a young child’s pants.

    Relax, I’m a member of the clergy.

  10. on 28 Sep 2008 at 6:03 pm   Sexcrime Rhino

    ‘Delusions of Grandeur’, oh Nelson, very droll…

    Now I’m of to fight an African for possession of his peanut tree. Relax, I’m anaphylactic!

  11. on 28 Sep 2008 at 8:39 pm   Imperial Mint

    “A week or so” is not a recognised English measurement of time and is far too continental for my liking.

    I do not wish to read this on the interweb when I am trying to find something to whinge about.

  12. on 28 Sep 2008 at 8:56 pm   Far-Q

    “A week or so” is not a recognised English measurement of time and is far too continental for my liking.

    Well said sir; I for one would prefer the phrase ‘asta la vista’, which although American English is at least in our mother tongue.

  13. on 28 Sep 2008 at 10:42 pm   Peedo Stalker Sam

    Have a nice time, Nelson. Just try to stay below deck if the Spanish attack your boat.

  14. on 29 Sep 2008 at 9:44 am   Scaryduck

    And if you ARE a peado, don’t give your phone number to policemen.

  15. on 29 Sep 2008 at 9:58 am   Mary Whitehouse

    “The UK Council for Child Internet Safety … will promote responsible online advertising and will seek to shut down “harmful” websites.”

    That’s all well and good, but I should be the one to decide what’s harmful. No one takes any notice of me any more.

    Relax, I’m still six foot under.

  16. on 29 Sep 2008 at 10:23 am   fucko the clown

    six pack of blue WKD? the decerning Paedo dresses like Gandalf heads to south east asia and ties 10 vietnamese groats to his cock singing do you want to be in my gang.

    as and aside, I really hope gary glitter falls into a large pit full of goat shit and wasps

  17. on 29 Sep 2008 at 11:15 am   setyourfacestostunned

    Did Nelson likeitsomuchhewentandlivedthere?

    When do the rest of us get a holiday that’s what I want to know?

    I’m so busy at work ahem…

  18. on 29 Sep 2008 at 1:30 pm   Dingleberry

    …nepotism raised its ugly head in Pakistan.. I give up on male politicians.

    Joy Pattinson, ROLLE, Switzerland

    Me brother has admin so he could login and publish stuff if he wanted.
    Nelson’s Brother’s Brother

    The same old same old… St Joy is always right.