goody cohesively:jolly:islander …

pulses paradoxical vertically forgivingly,jarringly …

Although it does make me think that all you need to do is switch your rampant rabbit to rotate mode and rest its tip on the down key.

Mmm, works a treat

It’s either lots of tapping of the ‘page down’ key, or one tap of the ‘end’ key then lots of tapping up.

Once again I’m not certain whether this is a veiled reference to female masturbation.

Although it does make me think that all you need to do is switch your rampant rabbit to rotate mode and rest its tip on the down key.

The END key is your friend.
Unless this is some veiled reference to female masturbation.

It’s either lots of tapping of the ‘page down’ key, or one tap of the ‘end’ key then lots of tapping up.

Thanks for the suggestion though, you’re veiled reference gave me an idea. I’ve managed to ease the friction by wearing my ‘special’ rubber glove.

Good grief, why don’t they just make all rumpy-pumpy illegal by consenting adults!

Rumpy-pumpy: Two words that are criminally underused.

One on a .50 cal firing short, sustained left-right bursts into the flanks of the crowd to bunch them in whilst you run amuck in the centre with a chainsaw

Perhaps a little too much thought has gone into this?

Since 1991, 129 teachers have been prosecuted whilst a study suggests as many as 1,500 intimate relationships develop every year.These teachers are an example to us all,they are the lowest of the low.

Yanto, UK

From the Should teachers hump their students HYS
Yanto sounds interesting; they think that these lowest of the low peedos teachers are an example to us all. And I for one agree, nobbing skool girls sets a fine example.