Delusions of Grandeur and Self-appointed Sages07 Oct 2008 12:11 pm
By Nelson
Can action by EU states ease the credit crisis?
The poor, in financial crisis is better of dead but for the rich, there’s always a bail-out.
Injustice or way of life? Who dares question?
Game of mind or game of death?
“Eyes Wide Shut”.
The zeitgeist goes on.
[Funitikus], London, United Kingdom
You’ll need some pretty impressive public liability insurance if you carry on blowing people’s minds like that.
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It’s good to have people in the know to look up to.
Wink.
It’s almost like someone who talks in their sleep, except he’s actually typing it out on a keyboard.
Maybe he left his computer on with speech recognition or something…
I think it’s just a list of titles. Prof. Funitikus is teasing us, one by one he’ll post his insightful essays and THEN we’ll all be blown away.
*Double wink.*
Sounds like another candidate for a reggae number to me.
Given that “zeitgeist” literally means “the spirit of the (present) time” how could it do anything other than go on?
Nah, it’s all lifted wholesale from the poster blurbs to Stanley Kubrick’s last film. Shame he missed the opportunity to capitalise Zeitgeist.
Truly, your compassion knows no boundries Funitikus.
Kneel all, to the new messiah.
Then fuck him up with a big stick, the malodourous dingo minge.
“Game of mind or game of death?”
I think he’s actually lifted that from a tagline to a Steven Seagal movie.
The Zeitgeist Goes On & On
Who can tell
when death will come
it targets rich & poor.
But a fate far worse
than death I fear is when
poverty taps on your door.
It’s all za clowning
nuliar bore’s fault,
robbing us poor
to pay the rich,
no minor glitch
this credit crunch -
it a major fucking furor.
I bet he posted that, gave himself a pat on the back for being an A1 genius and then had a self-congratulatory wank.
He’s probably one of those merchant bankers we’ve been hearing so much about.
This sounds like a Japanese poem, translated by babelfish (altavista not Adams).
IS THIS REHTORICAL??!!
*Wink, nudge, boomps-a-daisy*
Almost right, except the last bit. Paid the hired help a tenner to do it for me.
Untrue. See above.
Not so much “Funitikus” as “Fukinitup”
Someone call Mervyn King – he needs to see this. It could solve EVERYTHING.
“Eyes Wide Shut”
Or
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Credit Crunch.
The bbc.
I think you mean The e(not b)bc
Ummm… Game of death please.
I bet he first wrote “Game of life or game of death?”, but had to change it before he got sued by Hasbro.
I prefer the Big Boss – a much underrated debut from Bruce Lee.
game of death? pah
cake or death
Is this the name of the SAS quiz team?
Cake or death? Ummm, that’s a toughie. I’ll go for cake.
Now, here’s another one. Daddy or chips?
are you sure? i’ve only got a little bit of cake left – everyone’s given that answer so far..
i need to watch that again.
I for one cannot wait for his prog/reggae fusion hybrid collaboration with Music2Years.
“Wink”.
Funny you should say that. I was asked that very same question as a four year old. Haven’t seen my father since.
Hey Millie, don’t be sad. I’ll be your daddy.
Nah,
By invoking the film “Eyes Wide Shut”, is Fukinitup trying to state that the credit crunch is as bad as sitting through that toss film and hoping that Nicole Kidman was going to get her bazungas out, only to be faced with the most fucking puerile and dull piece of bollocks film-making since the last Conservative party political broadcast?
Because I think that’s just incorrect.
That was my first reaction as well. Still, there’s always this:
The poor are always in financial crisis. That’s what being poor is all about.
Hey Spunk daddy, that’s really sweet of you.
I have a slot free Fridays at 4pm if that’s any good for you. It’s between £350 & £500 an hour, depending what you’re after. Just have a word with Funitikus, he keeps my diary.
“Spunk Daddy”. Brilliant. So much snappier than “biological father”.
Are you sure Funitikus?
Because I can think of a few hundred thousand dead Rwandans who would happily change places with the alcopop swilling, Sky+ watching, Burberry-&-hoodie-wearing, knifecriming feral scum living in the poverty trap of my local sink estate.
To be honest, things are a bit tight (WEY-HEY-HEY!), so I might have to negotiate you down to a fiver for a bit of ankle and a bacon buttie.
At first reading I thought the dippy pothead’s name was “Funtikus”.
This is my new favourite word.
If you rearrange the letters anagramatically you can make “Fuckin Suit”
Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try I can’t use the same letters to make an anagram of “Camel’s Menstrual Discharge” which is a pity as he obviously is one.
Yeah, but then that would open the floodgates for all the tribal nignogs to start coming into the country, taking all our jobs, and trying to undercut all our Great British workers with their zombie salaries, eating honest white men and claiming undead rights. THinK of thE ChilDRen!!FF
(But not too hard, else you’re a peedo).
If there isn’t a spEak You’re bRanes equivalent to Pseud’s Corner, we need one now.
Don’t know about that, but I want whatever Funkitis is on. If it can make you that fucked up it can only be the Goooood shit.
Hi Spunk Daddy, if you’re talking about a proper bacon butty and not some kind of smutty butty, will do you one for free.
Relax, I’m an accountant.
I’m awaiting the HYS “credit crunch poetry corner” with baited breath:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7655584.stm
Back to the credit crisis – this is the response to the governments £50 billion bail out
“its time the UK had a mass clearout, all the illegal pakistanis, should be forcibly removed to container ships and shipped back via cheap shipping at minimal cost to the taxpayer, our borders should now be closed and any illegal caught should be imprisoned until forcibly removed.
unhappy citizen, United Kingdom ”
Why didn’t Darling just say that?
At last the voice of reason. i think however we should skip the container thing and send them straight to the shower block.
relax – i’m a catholic priest in the 1940′s