Comments on: Who Dares? This Prat Does

By: bigruss

bigruss — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:02:31 +0000

At last the voice of reason. i think however we should skip the container thing and send them straight to the shower block.

relax – i’m a catholic priest in the 1940′s

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:20:22 +0000

Back to the credit crisis – this is the response to the governments £50 billion bail out

“its time the UK had a mass clearout, all the illegal pakistanis, should be forcibly removed to container ships and shipped back via cheap shipping at minimal cost to the taxpayer, our borders should now be closed and any illegal caught should be imprisoned until forcibly removed.

unhappy citizen, United Kingdom ”

Why didn’t Darling just say that?

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:11:38 +0000

I’m awaiting the HYS “credit crunch poetry corner” with baited breath:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7655584.stm

By: double entry millie

double entry millie — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:52:51 +0000

Hi Spunk Daddy, if you're talking about a proper bacon butty and not some kind of smutty butty, will do you one for free. Relax, I'm an accountant.

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:02:59 +0000

Don’t know about that, but I want whatever Funkitis is on. If it can make you that fucked up it can only be the Goooood shit.

By: Issa

Issa — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:32:57 +0000

If there isn’t a spEak You’re bRanes equivalent to Pseud’s Corner, we need one now.

By: Peedo Stalker Sam

Peedo Stalker Sam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:14:41 +0000

Are you sure Funitikus?

Because I can think of a few hundred thousand dead Rwandans who would happily change places with the alcopop swilling, Sky+ watching, Burberry-&-hoodie-wearing, knifecriming feral scum living in the poverty trap of my local sink estate.

Yeah, but then that would open the floodgates for all the tribal nignogs to start coming into the country, taking all our jobs, and trying to undercut all our Great British workers with their zombie salaries, eating honest white men and claiming undead rights. THinK of thE ChilDRen!!FF

(But not too hard, else you’re a peedo).

By: Dr Shade

Dr Shade — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:14:20 +0000

At first reading I thought the dippy pothead’s name was “Funtikus”

If you rearrange the letters anagramatically you can make “Fuckin Suit”

Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try I can’t use the same letters to make an anagram of “Camel’s Menstrual Discharge” which is a pity as he obviously is one.

By: Rod Wrongnob

Rod Wrongnob — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:38 +0000

At first reading I thought the dippy pothead’s name was “Funtikus”.

This is my new favourite word.

By: Spunk Daddy

Spunk Daddy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:32 +0000

Hey Spunk daddy, that’s really sweet of you.

I have a slot free Fridays at 4pm if that’s any good for you. It’s between £350 & £500 an hour, depending what you’re after. Just have a word with Funitikus, he keeps my diary.

To be honest, things are a bit tight (WEY-HEY-HEY!), so I might have to negotiate you down to a fiver for a bit of ankle and a bacon buttie.