Complaints From Ages Ago Again
By NelsonRADIO 4 - PM
“The interview with the BNP member was biased. The interviewer asked if the BNP has any Asians in its party. This was a question designed to put the party in a bad light as the interviewer would have known that there are no Asian members.”
Cut this out and pop it up in the post-office:
BREAKFAST TV
“It annoys me that the Susanna Reid looks to the right all the time. I believe she has a monitor there and that she is looking at herself in it.”
Nah, they keep a huge pyramid of profiteroles there. It’s the only way they can get her to perform.
WEATHER
Annoyed that metric measurements are used rather than Imperial. “The BBC lives in a private world of its own. We do not want to hear this European propaganda.”
Still not dead, eh?
73 Responses to “Complaints From Ages Ago Again”
That BNP one is just beautiful.
Lazy question - how do I go and view all the BBC complaints?
Cheers.
They’re not publicly available AFAIK.
How can giving metric measurements be an example of European propaganda?
WTF!
In fact, what does that entire comment mean? What is it highlighting? What has upset the monkey that typed it? What does it’s poster hope to acive? What is the BBC being accused of trying to fool/trick us into believing(surely the purpose of propaganda?
Did I misread it, do I need to have a proper gander?
Too many typos to correct. Apologies.
Thank-you.
However, I just tried to open the comments section but was shown a bijou version of this page where this should have been. Please advise.
Thank-you.
The BNP complaint is a perfect illustration of racists getting all pissed off whenever someone has the nerve to point out that they are racists. Beautiful, indeed!
Nice as it is to have you back from your increasingly busy selling-out schedule (relax - I don’t know what I’m talking about, I just believe everything I read in SYB), you forgot to tag this with “Werthers Original Imperialists”.
On ‘are you worried about the recession?’
Is anyone going to own up to this?
Smug cunt!
I need to own up to the fact that I did not post this.
I once got a beautiful leaflet through the door when I was living in Loughborough (delivered by a skinhead who was probably on the dole… lazy working class scum) which was for the BNP, and had a lovely picture on the back of the BNP candidate for the General Election, with his lovely wife and two kids, and the thoughtful caption, “My daddy’s not a racist!”
Which, I think,just shows how far the BNP have come since Hitler died, taking their dreams with him.
Sam,
Can I clarify ?
Are you a person who stalks peedos or a stalker with peede tendencies ?
Jerst a mite curious!
To be fair there aren’t many questions you can ask a BNP representative without getting an answer with an inkling towards racism.
In fact, I can only think of “what is your favourite breakfast cereal?”
Rich - I bet you Cocoa Pops don’t figure too highly on th BNP list. After all, those little dark skinned chaps that turn the pure aryan white milk all brown coloured.
Well it ain’t fuckin Cocopops, mate, kno’wha’Imean?
Rebel - I can be whatever you want me to be. Apart from that.
you BASTARD!!! You’ve made me look a right twat.
Oh the delicious irony! Give me a moment while I let it wash all over me.
Incidentally, I believe that the preferred breakfast cereal for your discerning racist pseudo-intelligensia are Nietzsche Pops.
> Keep spending people, it’s not as bad as everyone is making out!
> Monders, Stockport
I tried spending people, but those bastards at Sainsbury’s insisted on money. Preferably Euros. You couldn’t make it up!
I have a vague recollection of seeing a TV interview with a bloke of Asian origin, his claim to fame being that he supported the BNP. He was saying stuff about foreigners coming over to the UK and causing trouble.
But then again it may have been a perverse dream rather than FACT!
As well she might, the saucy little minx.
It has a point, though. How can you trust a TV presenter who doesn’t look you straight in the eye while talking to you, and probably has a sloppy handshake too?
By the way, Monders and his girlfriend may have lots of money but everyone reckons they’re a pair of mingers.
Millie
I clearly remember the same thing - it was in the Guardian or something - some asian shopkeeper in Brick lane railing against new immigrants and putting a BNP poster in his window because the BNP guy had been polite and respectful and he was fearful that the new wave of immigration would take the jobs and undermine the reputation and respectability of former immigrants.
All in one sentence. Nice
I was once acquainted with a very right wing punk who loved the Dead Kennedy’s. The Dead Kennedy’s who sang, “Nazi Punks Fuck OFF” - he did not get it. This punk (waste of my precious oxygen) had changed his name to Bob Belsen, and was in Nelson town centre one day canvassing the SE Asian community to join the NF. Oddly enough, at that point in time the NF viewed our SE Asian cousins as part of the Aryan race and they only really disliked the “spear chuckers” and “jungle bunnies”.
I have know idea what happened to Bob, but in good heart I wish him dead.
@Mr Cat.
My wife’s Polish, where she works they recently took on a dim-but-pretty Polish receptionist. My wife and this receptionist went out for lunch one day and she had to listen to a sour monologue about how Manchester was full of foriegners and it’s not right and why don’t they send them all back, they’re dirty etc etc. All delivered without the slightest reference to herself being a newly arrived immigrunt of seven whole weeks.
When my wife managed to get a word in she firmly pointed out that some of ‘these people’ are UK born citizens whereas ‘Poles-like-us’ are flooding into the UK in much greater numbers. She said, “Yeah, but that’s different, and still, it’s not right they’re here.”
We buried her mutilated corpse in a shallow grave on Saddleworth moor.
Here’s the relevant story:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2004/oct/13/guardiansocietysupplement1
‘He sees himself as an exception to the rule of racial purity. “Whether a Turk can join the party or not, that’s not for me to make those decisions. It’s up to the people in charge. I personally don’t have a problem with that, but as to the party, I cannot answer that.”‘
Although I think he’s not exactly popular within his party:
‘Rustem, who was chosen because the party has so few members in Dagenham that there was no alternative, is a hypocrite and traitor to his origins. He shows all the signs of being a political masochist, allowing himself to be insulted and even struck by other party members. He is openly described as a “wog” or “half wog”, and some BNP members who object to his very presence in the party drop hints that he might not be Turkish at all but, even worse in their eyes, a Jew. According to a report in the London Evening Standard, Julian Leppert, the BNP’s candidate for Mayor of London in June, was heard saying that Lawrence Rustem is okay because he’s only “half wog” and Tony Lecomber, number two in the BNP, said, “Don’t like Turks. Rustem is tolerated, but he’s our only Turkish member.”’
http://www.searchlightmagazine.com/index.php?link=template&story=115
Anyway, the complainant is clearly a parasitic wasp larva’s pustulant wrecked labia.
Dingleberry - make sure you don’t tell your wife’s brother-in-law about it.
Dingleberry
A few of our central and eastern european visitors have views like your receptionist chum. Probably because they don’t have much immigration in their home countries.
Still, at least they ain’t black or muslim, eh?
We only went metric in 1971 - you’ve got to give people time to adjust!
Dingleberry - I had a similar experience with a new workmate who was Ukranian. She seemed really nice at first… until one day, à propos of nothing, she embarked on a spittle-flecked rant of epic racist proportions, screeching about ‘lesser humans’ and ‘abominations in the eyes of Our Lord’ and how her family’s proudest moment was that her ex-farmer Granddad (who was handy with a rifle) had been allowed to help the an SS extermination squad perform a mass killing of about a thousand Jews in his local area, back in the Ukraine.
O….kay, we said. And fired her on the spot. Sadly, I don’t live near any moors (gazes wistfully out of window).
1) The Scene:
East end of London (Beffnal Green); local elections a few years ago. Outside a polling station a young man emerges and overhears the following conversation from a pair of scrote girls:
‘Who’d'ya vote for?’
‘BNP innit, hehehehehe’
Young man thinks ‘Gun crime in London; there should be more white-on-white killings.’
2) The Scene:
Young men sitting round, a bit caned, in a camper van, in a car park, in Amsterdam. Once again a few years ago. They listen to the radio. The sonorous tones of Radio 4 echo round the Ford Transit. A phone-in discussion is under way about immigration. A new caller is introduced:
‘The is Leroy, from London. Hello Leroy, what would you like to say?’
‘Hello, I am an Black Man and I have been thinking recently that I should return to the country I came from. I feel I do not belong here. I feel if more of my people felt like this………’ I paraphrase, but you get the point..
Next caller, heavy on the sarcasm:
‘Hello, I really am a black man….’
Campervan occupants dissolve into fits of giggles.
this is like sitting on a boat waiting for jaws to appear
i got you both beat. we had a girl in our office of dubious ex-soviet bloc origin. in someone’s BIRTHDAY card she drew a swastika. and when she left she mailed the whole office about how nice it was working somewhere where there weren’t dreadful little chinese-types (they’re thai actually) doing the cleaning. she scared the living crap out of all of us
Fucking Racist Poles. Coming over here, stealing our prejudices……
In a call centre up here a few years ago:
Which was followed a few days later by a middle-aged lass with a set hair do piping up in posh-geordie:
What is it about post-Communist Europe that breeds such total fucknut Nazis? I was once in a little Hungarian town and saw this full on skinhead bloke wandering round in an NF t-shirt. You know, the NF that would happily have beaten the ecky fuck out of him for being a filthy Hungarian Slav. I’ve seen a couple elsewhere eastwards too. At least our Nazis sort of pretend that their Meine Kämpfe are semen-stain free.
On a boring, serious note, you should read ‘Hitler’s Willing Executioners’. All about how ordinary Germans and Slavic-types BEGGED to be allowed to help torture and murder Jews and gypsies, etc. I think that girl’s granddad I mentioned might be in there. Not to bang on again about religion, but they’re mostly all ultra-Catholic countries and the Catholic church ain’t exactly known for being a beacon of tolerance and understanding. Unless you’re a paedo-priest, of course, ho ho.
It’s hard enough dealing with home-grown racism without all the new forrun super-racism to contend with. It’s strange and different and it scares me, so it must be wrong*. Ho ho again. Send em all back!
*Except it really is.
So the BBC and the EU are in their own little world together, which is far removed the world inhabited by the complainant. I suppose that’s one way of looking at it.
Funny, but Colonel Marmalade’s one opinion is looking saner every week in comparison to the other complaints. Put him next to the BNP apologist and I’d be delighted to vote for him.
A Geordie coming to Nelson. If we had but known we would have had a lynching.
As the lovely architect fop writer at The Times said, “that ugly Morrisons Supermarker ruins the picturesque mill town.”
Apparently the big new mosque next door is quite in keeping with a Northern town, but the opinion of the Times man - that is the sort of gobshite opinion from all manner of twats that the Pendle area endures.
Good story for here.
Thanks for the clarification Mr Cat, hate it when I get fantasy and reality mixed up.
@Alex:
Sorry to be pedantic, but Hungarians (Magyars) are far from Slavic, they are linguistically Finno-Ugaric, and are generally considered to be the descendants of tribes that emigrated to Europe from beyond the Urals (hence Asia–really bad, much worse than Slavs) in the early centuries after Our Lord.
The pat answer to the “why do people from former communist countries seem so amenable to horrible racism” is that, for many, the communist era is looked at as just as bad as the Nazi, and ethno-nationalism was just as ingrained in the entire Leninist-Stalinist system as socialism ever was.
Relax–I’m an anthropologist
Ok, to be really pedantic, Hungary is also home to a number of ethnic minorities including Slavs, Romanians and Roma. The latter face the kind of discrimination that the BNP could only dream of wreaking in the UK, but Hungary has actually been a model of tolerance for its other minorities.
Just don’t call them Slavic.
Thanks, first LOL of the day.
More tedious and excessively serious pedantry: many of those countries are Eastern/Russian Orthodox rather than Catholic. Not to mention officially atheist for much of the last century.
A complaint from a man (?) living in a private world of his own where it really matters what scale is used to give the temperature, and that the europeans are somehow trying to assimilate us using the power of the weather forecaster.
You know full well the only temperature he’ll actually understands is when the nurse comes over
‘It’s going to be a bit warmer today Mr Werther. I Said “A BIT WARMER TODAY MR WERTHER”‘
sotto voce
‘Cantankerous Old Tw@t’
I remember when some crusty faced market stall monkey made a stand against those pesky Europeans by selling his bananas in pounds rather than kilos (although he called them ‘pands’ bizarelly). Anyway, he tried to explain how it was obvious that imperial was easier to use as ‘arf a pand is equal to 8 ances, which is obvious innit but those germans wiv their everything has to be divided by 10 av got it all wrong’
Sadly they didn’t send him to jail.
Hang on, when did Nelson get his own town centre? No-one told me. Which town is it in exactly? And are there going to be more renamed in his honour? Does this have something to do with his Guardian article?
I, for one, welcome our new Speak You’re Branes Overlord!
Try this link for the latest from the metric martyrs. If it works.
They’ve stopped prosecuting them. Presumably because they’ll all die soon when they realise they’re a bunch of knobs fighting a battle only they, and no one else cares about.
It’s like decimalisation in the 70’s:
‘How are the oldies going to cope, dividing eveything by 10? they’ll be short changed and the money won’t be worth as much.’
If they can’t divide by ten then frankly they deserve to starve to death.
And as for fruit;
‘I’ll have half a dozen apples please’
‘Is that metric or imperial?’
‘C@nt’
What was Nelson’s Guardian article? Huh? Wha?
See hear
Looky here and prepare for the far right in Austria to go into doublethink meltdown.
Choice quote:
So he drank a bit too much while he was on a good old-fashioned white male poofbashing spree. Who among us hasn’t?
English nationalists should use the only English form of temperature measurement, the Newton scale invented by world’s greatest Englishman Isaac N. Best of all, it’s almost identical to the Celsius scale, except divided by 3, so everyone’s happy. (Sadly, since Newton couldn’t invent the thermometer, it never really caught on.)
Random racism fact: Which country’s name (according to Wikipedia) means “Land of the Aryans”? Answer: Iran. Yay.
It was an open secret in Austria that Haider was in the closet.
Well, I assume so. I’ve only been here four months, barely speak German, and even I knew…
“Oooh, get you! With yer fancy leather. Is that real sheepskin? Oh, I just love the way it feels against my skin! Now, what are we going to do about these pesky Jews? And let’s not forget about the naughty, naughty Turks!
Knew that already fact-face. 18 cases as well, unlike the Slavs who tend to stop short with seven or eight. But do you really that actually being a speaker of a Uralic language would stop Neo-Nazis beating up a Hungarian for being a Slav?
@umlaut ampersand. Nelson used to have its own stock car track, which is now covered in houses and a bit of the M56. Perhaps this is what is meant by Nelson selling out?
No, no, no, no, no, no, a thousand times NO!
The first rule of Speak Your Branes is, “if it ain’t funny, it ain’t comin’ in.”
The second rule of Speak Your Branes is, “Please make all cheques payable to Nelson Isoldout”
Capiche?
Been visiting the gay bars in klagenfurt?
Sex ed debate:
“The reason there are so many teen pregnancies in the UK, is not that teenage girls dont realise that having sex leads to childbirth!
I single late teens, searly 20’s female either struggles with trying to get an education with long hours of study combined with the nightmare of tuition fees and student debt, or she gets a minimum wage job with high mortgages or rent etc.
Or she has a baby, keeps her independance and gets a free house, council tax, income support without working or having a man.
pete tong”
Yeah, ‘cos children are well know for not hindering your independence. And being dependent on the dole and the council for your food and housing is a true measure of independ… ah, no, wait a minute.
Mr Tong
Is a Shlong
Head
Re: The graphic sex lesson;
Sorry about that. Couldn’t help myself. Are they better yet?
Do they want to take the advanced course?
Oh and I didn’t consult with the parents because they always say no. And usually call the police.
PS. They get an automatic A* if they can do the DVDA like I demonstrated.
@ Alex
You’re quite right. We’re actually quiet specific in whom we kick the shit out of. Otherwise it’s just a waste of our time, and theirs.
Far-Q, Does the A in “A*” stand for “Anus”? and does the * stand for “busting” then?
Jesus, I go on lunch for one bloody hour (yes, I was kicking the shit out of some darkie) and already the conversation’s moved on.
“does the * stand for “busting” then?”
Call of Davrodu
That all depends on the amount of lube used.
Early sex education encourages peedoes!! Not only will the little ‘uns be small, sexy prey for sex pests, but they’ll also be experienced!
You couldn’t make it up, FACT, won’t someone think of the children, etc. etc. Ad nauseam.
I also liked this bit:
Surely the point of sex edcuation is to ED-U-CATE the children so they can then make thier OWN CHOI-CES, you fucking plum. Just because the only sex education you received in your life was from your uncle in the barn that Sunday after church doesn’t mean we all should get the same.
They’ve got a turkish member, who’s apparently ‘alright’ because according to their candidate for london mayor, he’s only a ‘half wog’. They routinely attack and abuse him, apparently.
Haider was a closet batty-boy? ARGRGRGRGRGRHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
…OK, I’ve just looked back at that question and realised I’m feeling let down and angry that one of the (ex)leading-lights of European Fascism failed to display openess, consistency and fairness in his public and private life…
I’ll get my coat
(weeeell, I say ‘coat’ but actually it’s a shiny, black, ankle-length, over-coat in calf’s leather with high collar, epaulettes, matching knee-length boots, peaked cap and riding crop.)
Relax, I work for Max Moseley
Sounds like Haider had more than just a bit on the side:
“They’ve got a turkish member…”
Fnarr, fnarr.
Oo! Is plum fucking one of the choices on offer then?
I wish I’d known that last night when little Chelsea offered to “suck my plums” if I let her off doing her homework! I thought she was just asking for one of her 5-a-day…
Nelson’t got his own town centre now? The bastard!
Speaking of which, does anyone have the contact details for “The Specials”, 1980s “Two Tone” stars? I still haven’t received my free Nelson Mandela, and 20 years is a bit excessive even for UK postal delays.