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Unfocused Rage29 Oct 2008 12:38 pm

By Nelson

Thanks to David.

From the thread full of bold attempts to give a dry-roasted cheetah shit about Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross and Andrew Sachs.

reading this i know why this lot are still in govt they are to many morons about backing these two idiots who act like they are immune to anything i bet if these backers were on the end of it it would be different the point is these people are paid by our money and to act like this is wrong they should be done and made an example off if not what message does it send to the vast army of morons out there this country is finished nothing left but idiots
dennis

Fucking backers. They’re always backing shit. Comedians, gays, foreigns, women… what will they back next?? This country needs less backing and more spluttering, impotent opposition.

82 Responses to “Morons and Backers”

on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:44 pm millie

Could ‘backers’ be a euphemism for ‘homosexuals’ perhaps? Or ‘bankers’? Whatever they are they sound well evil.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:46 pm Peedo stalker Sam

He thinks that Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are in government, and he’s calling other people morons?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:54 pm DannyBoyB

Has Dennis actually invented a direct thought > text interface? It’s just a big shit stream of consciousness plopped on to the screen.

Relax, he’s a turkey’s tuppence.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:56 pm Dingleberry Bush

nothing left but idiots

See what happens when you allow unchecked emmigration.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:56 pm Rotwatcher

Poor Dennis – all that one-handed typing doesn’t leave time for punctuation, does it? Never mind thinking. Still, I’m glad that Brown thinks that WossBlandGate is a bigger scandal and more worthy of attention than, say, Baron Lord Mandelbrot getting into bed with Russian kleptocrats. Shows a good sense of proportion.

Relax, I’m a spin doctor.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:56 pm Mr Cat

what message does it send to the vast army of morons out there this country is finished nothing left but idiots

Truly spoken Dennis. Like a true idiot.

Lets hope this thread doesn’t turn into a gawping squawking brandrosssachsfest itself as I’d like to see some HYS’ers mocked on this site for a bit.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:03 pm Kelvin

Lets hope this thread doesn’t turn into a gawping squawking brandrosssachsfest itself

Good point. Anyone whose opinion on this issue is so vital that it absolutely must be heard, we’ve set up a special thread for you to discuss it here. Less discussion and more idiot shredding, please.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:05 pm Kelvin

Schizophrenic Eddie makes a startling confession:

Please would the BBC stop calling this a ‘prank’. It was an abusive and unpleasant attack by two grown me, not a schoolboy joke.

Eddie, High Wycombe
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:09 pm Rich (Maff)

brandrosssachsfest

It took me a while to realise that this word is not an annual German (and possibly sausage-based) party.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:10 pm Far-Q

Just sack the pair of them and no ‘Golden Handshakes’

H R, United Kingdom

I’m ‘Golden Handshaking’ as I write this.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:15 pm Rich (MMath)

Oh dear !
Has G Brown not got other things to worry about?
We now have two overpaid ‘twits’ who think they are funny.
Ofcom, Oftel, Ofgas …Off, other regulators, who will now spend our money.
Why don’t all these people just ‘push’ off, including Messrs Ross, Brand & Brown.
Pop ‘stars’ footie players, polititions have big egos. They should all ‘go away’ and stop thinking they are special…..including the BBC

Lesley Kelly, Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

A stunning performance. A mix of Brown-bashing, over used “air”-quotes, and listing things that they don’t like (which are largely irrelevant).

7/10- try to fit in some racism next time.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:17 pm Simon

It seems to me that there’s not enough backing in this country. It used be be compulsory in every school. First week of every school year – first homework assignment. Backing.

It’ll put some backbone in the country. A new fresh start to the year that focusses the minds of the more able pupils on the year to come and prepares those less-able for a life of mindless drudgery in the salt mines. With proper backing there’d be a noticable reduction in knifecriming, casual sex, underadge drinking and cheeking elders.

We’ve overlooked the importance of backing. We’ve become a nation of slack minded, sloppily attired morons whose children’s exercise books are a little tatty.

Get them all backing first, then move onto polishing shoes and combing hair. If we forced the youth of today to do more backing fourteen year olds would have a solid educational foundation on which to tackle the more complicated issues like collar studs, wearing double-cuff shirts with chain-cufflinks and the appropriate occasions on which to wear tweed. This will prepare them for important life challenges and give them a grounding in real life issues. Thus prepared, the young people of today will be able to tackle the more advanced subjects such as the proper scales to use when measuring ambient air temperature and being snottily superior to people with darker skin tones and the working classes.

The nation will be back on its feet in no time, the moral rot will be expunged and we can get on with regaining our Empire. (After all, look at the right bloody mess the darkies are making of running “their own” countries.)

So more backing please. It’ll make the world a better place.

Backing is the very foundation of a decent society. Without proper backing we merely have poorly dressed imbeciles in need of haircuts openly abusing decent people in public; all in the name of “entertainment”. It’s becoming like the last days of Rome. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!! YOU COULDN’T Make it Up!!!!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:21 pm millie

Lesley starts off with Oh dear! But what she really wants to say is FUCK OFF YOU WANKERS!!!

I think she has potential…
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:21 pm Freddy Two Trousers

if they are reinstated i will not listen to bbc radio 2 nor watch bbc tv again. this situation is simply unforgivable.

I imagine your Shift key must have offended you in the past.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:29 pm dirigible

I call Markov Chain.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:29 pm Far-Q

HTTP 500 Internal Server Error

Is it me or has the HYS website crashed under the load of brane spurted bile being directed at it?

‘Microsoft Server 2003 has detected brain spittle levels are too high and has been forced to close.

Do you wish to:
A) Send an Error Report?
B) Scream and shout wildly at your computer because it won’t let you tell the internet that YOU THINK THE BBC IS WRONG AND BRANDANDWOSS SHOULD BE FIRED BECAUSE YOU PAY YOU’RE LICNESE FEE!!?!@!

A) Why bother. It never helps.
B) Die.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:30 pm Dingleberry

That thread is currently clocking two and a half thousand posts an hour. What the hot-shit-flicking-fuck has the Daily Mail said to get them this baited?

“Boys! *spits* The gu’ment won’t do it. The BBC sure as hell won’t do it. The Police ain’t allowed to do it. So it’s down to us. It looks like we can have ourselves a good ol’ fashioned mob lynching! The Daily Mail is offerin’ the man who brings that Brand-Creature into town a bottle of whiskey and a free half hour with Molly. Now saddle up and bring ‘em in. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaw!

*pistols shots and hollering*
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:31 pm Far-Q

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on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:31 pm Mr Cat

I imagine your Shift key must have offended you in the past.

Made me laugh at my desk
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:36 pm 2 grown millies

if they are reinstated i will not listen to bbc radio 2 nor watch bbc tv again. this situation is simply unforgivable

Sounds like she’s had a bad experience involving grandfathers and nuisance calls in the past. If only she could find it in her heart to forgive Woss/Bland, everything would become shiny and happy again, I’m sure.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:36 pm Pedro

I reckon they should both go out with the rest of the Radio 2 squad and team-fuck her in some stinky toilets.

Well, it couldn’t be any worse according to the Mentally-challenged Minority.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:37 pm 2 grown millies

Me too.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:37 pm DannyBoyB

“if they are reinstated i will not listen to bbc radio 2 nor watch bbc tv again. this situation is simply unforgivable.” (I still can’t do the quote block thingy)

I say we now campaign for Brand and Ross to be immediately reinstated so that the multitude of twats that share the above point of view will stop clogging up the internet with their gnashing and wailing about trivial matters concerning what happens at the Beeb.

Then again, we wouldn’t have the spazzes to poke sticks at then, would we? Decisions, decisions…
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:38 pm 2 grown millies

(agreeing with me, not Pedro)
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:38 pm Pedro

Just got a mental image of Wogan on the job.

Not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:39 pm Mr Cat

With the HYS site broken under the groaning weight of bile I checked out the brandrosssachsfest bleatings at the Daily Mail equivalent. I found this perfectly formed but entirely innappropriate rant:

No surprises about europe telling us how to run our own country even down to our number plates. We are just sheep herded around now.
- Des, Leics, UK

Des – I think you were mixed up with another flock and accidentally herded into the “BBC are communist filth” pen rather than “B”euro”crats are stealing my everything” pen.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:42 pm vanilla shoelace

They’re paid for by my money? My money goes out as does things without my approval? Why wasn’t I told? Where does it get it’s money from? What’s happening? And why? And to whom? How does it get out of my wallet?

I am now upset by the thought of sentient money. With legs.

They think they’re immune to anything, eh? What, even ebola? Necrotising Idiotitis? Learn!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:47 pm Dingleberry

Yay!

Have Your Say has drowned to death in bile because of a poor-taste joke by a late-nite radio DJ that nobody actually listened to!

Another first for retards everywhere.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:52 pm Far-Q

“And i still live Russell Brand…he is the modern day Oscar Wilde…he challenges everything we ridiculously hold sacred…sorry that Mr. Sachs was upset and all, but really?
Janet Fitzsimmons, Scarborough, Canada, 27/10/2008 3:16″
Are you calling Brand gay? And you live him?
“Only the disgusting liberal BBC would pay these pigs
hugo, london, 27/10/2008 9:33″
And the lefty p’C’ grauniad.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 1:55 pm Electric Six

Coincidentally in the Chicago Tribune today I read that B. Insane O’bama’s election rally will only be open to “Illinois Backers”.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-obama-rally-securityoct29,0,2728803.story

LIKE KING O’DALEY, BLIARGOJEVICH, REZKO, AYERS, FIDEL AND KIM JONG IL THE LIST GOES ON!!1 lol

Relax, I’m a socialist.

P.S. Lots of brains being spake on the comment thread for that story.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:06 pm The HYS Sucks

What would you like to see discussed at PMQs?

A referendum on the EU.
A referendun for the future of the BBC
An election.

Barry ward, london
Recommend by 8 people

Sterilisation for Mr. Ward and the 8 people who recommended this shit.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:08 pm Far-Q

Ross is just foul mouthed , typical of the BBC.
- Royal, Trowbridge, 27/10/2008 10:43

Yeah, lets get rid of Jeremy ‘youcunt’ Paxman, Johnathon ‘Imcallingyouawanker’ Dimbleby and John ‘effing’ Humphries too.

Brian, Stockholm, Sweden, 27/10/2008 9:58
Aly, Munich, Germany, 27/10/2008 9:44
yvonne sterling, foerde, Norway, 27/10/2008 9:44
loris, Milan, 27/10/2008 10:21
Bloody forruns coming over here stealing our daily mail complaints.

How much vileness in the media will the Great British Public swallow without so much as a murmur? STAND UP for what you believe! Self indulgent personalities with huge egos like Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand etc. will do and say anything to garner publicity and over-inflated salaries, while creating a toxic social climate, constantly lowering and eroding standards of decent human behaviour. Funny? Who thinks so? Let’s not allow this to go on – if not for our sake, then at least for our children’s!
Christa Horton-Fawkes, Penrith Cumbria

Doing so well at hiding the rant gene, up until that last word and it’s rogue appostrophe.
I imagine that having held it together so well, the veneer started cracking and after pressing ‘send’ she fell away from the keyboard and started howling at the ceiling.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:09 pm Far-Q

Fuck.

Ross is just foul mouthed , typical of the BBC.
- Royal, Trowbridge, 27/10/2008 10:43

Yeah, lets get rid of Jeremy ‘youcunt’ Paxman, Johnathon ‘Imcallingyouawanker’ Dimbleby and John ‘effing’ Humphries too.

Brian, Stockholm, Sweden, 27/10/2008 9:58
Aly, Munich, Germany, 27/10/2008 9:44
yvonne sterling, foerde, Norway, 27/10/2008 9:44
loris, Milan, 27/10/2008 10:21
Bloody forruns coming over here stealing our daily mail complaints.

How much vileness in the media will the Great British Public swallow without so much as a murmur? STAND UP for what you believe! Self indulgent personalities with huge egos like Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand etc. will do and say anything to garner publicity and over-inflated salaries, while creating a toxic social climate, constantly lowering and eroding standards of decent human behaviour. Funny? Who thinks so? Let’s not allow this to go on – if not for our sake, then at least for our children’s!
Christa Horton-Fawkes, Penrith Cumbria

Doing so well at hiding the rant gene, up until that last word and it’s rogue appostrophe.
I imagine that having held it together so well, the veneer started cracking and after pressing ‘send’ she fell away from the keyboard and started howling at the ceiling.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:10 pm alt-f4

if they are reinstated i will not listen to bbc radio 2 nor watch bbc tv again. this situation is simply unforgivable.

Lying about non-existant MDW to get a couple of wars started, then covering up the massive civilian casualties and the deliberate targetting of their own journalists who reported the wrong stories is fine with me. But a largely innocent joke that backfired is fucking appalling.
How could they do such a thing? Kick this pair of cunts out of the BBC and please give us more of the biased deceitful pro-war propaganda that we pay our license fee for. I want to see more dead wogs on the BBC, not backers.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:12 pm Far-Q

BBC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As usual leading us into the moral gutter lead by 2 excuses for comedians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- j douglas, belfast, 27/10/2008 12:09

Come on now, that wasn’t even subtle. Own up. Who did it?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:15 pm Far-Q

I think it is absoultly disgusting, and the BBC should not let this go without some sort of punishment, my reccomendations is that they both be sacked, after all as a licence payer I am entitled to comment on how my money is spent, Jonathon Ross is the most disgusting and vile person on TV.
BUT TEH THE BBC WILL PROBABLY GIVR THEM BOTH PAY RISES AND SLAPS ON THE WRIST (GUTLESS LOT)
- G Walker, Harrow, UK, 27/10/2008 12:44

Is the twatotron stuck in overdrive or something?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:20 pm Petpete

No one complained when the outline of Wogan’s cock was visible on BBC’s much acclaimed ‘Points Of View’.
From this I can surmise this much:
HYSers like seeing cocks, but not listening to them.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:21 pm Petpete

…and probably sucking them.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:24 pm Far-Q

Oscar Wilde is NOT DEAD:

Why on earf is Johnafon Woss paid 6 miwwion pounds a year? He’s not even wemotely funny!
- Dr A Caldicott, P. North, NZ, 27/10/2008 15:08

Ah, the long nights must just fly by in the Caldicott household, with wit like that.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:27 pm Dingleberry

How DARE the BBC lead with some poxy Pakistani eathquake when the whole moral future of society is at stake??? And switching off HYS won’t stop the truth being told, you commie bastards.

I want Brand’s severed cock to be waved from the DG’s office window… NOW!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:31 pm Mr Cat

Dr A Caldicott must surely be a doctor of comedy. Perhaps he senses his chance the suspension of BrandRoss… for every door that closes another one bolts the kettle.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:32 pm Far-Q

That was hilarious! Maybe some old people would be offended, but for those of us not past 60 that was very, very funny. Reminiscent of Pete & Dud.
- Anna, London, UK, 27/10/2008 16:04

Yeah, Pete and Dud’s famous “Your-granddaughter’s-a-slutwhore-phone-gag” sketch still cracks me up.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:33 pm I didn't actually hear it, but I was still offended

Hang ‘em high! These 2 idiots should be publically birched by the BBC Director General – as a warning to the liberal mobs who run riot across the Beeb that this pathetic, coarse behaviour will not be tolerated any further.

- Tom Martin, London, 27/10/2008 20:45

Public birching? You’d love that wouldn’t you, Tom?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:34 pm Rebel

Just got a mental image of Wogan on the job.

Not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.
———-

Did his wig wobble ?

A groat to Children in Need for anyone who can tell me!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:35 pm Tonymac

What offends me even more offensively than saying you’ve fucked a…

*rousing strains of Land of Hope and Glory*

…BRITISH INSTITUTION’s HOT GRANDDAUGHTER’S TIGHT GOTH POCKET OF POWERFUL PLEASURE is the fact that the ire of the reactionary idiots, whose stock response of “I’m paying for their wages through my taxes”, doesn’t extend to the following list of egregiously offensive things they also pay for.

Eamonn Holmes
Gary Lineker
Alan Shearer’s tight trousers
Robert Peston
Every BBC sitcom shown between the hours of 7 and 9pm, particularly ‘My Family’
Charlie Dimmock’s unsupported ginger baps
Mark Foster’s palsied dancing limbs
Abstract link segments
Voice of the balls
Shockingly bad adaptations of Ye Olde British Faery Tales (Merlin / Robin Hood)
David Dickinson, the mahogany veneered crooked old badger headed sloth snatch

FFS, this list could go on for a while.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:37 pm 2 grown millies

I wonder if you gave BrandRoss the choice, either:

leave the system as it is and have to put up with the current bile and accept any possible future reprimands

or

be put in the stocks on Trafalgar Square and have rotten tomatoes etc chucked at you for a whole day, after which all would be forgiven

which option they’d go for?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:40 pm Throbbe

Made me laugh at my desk

Is this in any way like me shouting at the television? I just can’t seem to work up enough emotion about furniture.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:40 pm Pedro

@Rebel.

The wig was wobbling, but it was the high-five with Ken Bruce that really scared me.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:47 pm Blind Pew

Just who does Russel Brand think he is. Is nothing sacred anymore? He should be taken off air completely together with his cohort, whathisname, if they must stoop to such low levels to create their form of bizarre entertainment. Certainly make an enquiry, then find them guilty of bringing pain and anguish to respected ‘real’ entertainers and banish them to somewhere suitable. But not on my screen!

eric, basildon 171 recommendations

You don’t hear, “Is nothing sacred anymore?” much nowadays. And calling for banishment is another standard we’ve allowed to slip. I think Eric’s high moral values are marvellous.

Maybe I won’t tell him I watched my Rotweiller shag his grand-daughter and she loved it.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:53 pm DisgustedOfTunbridgeWells

I like flapjacks.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 2:56 pm Peedo stalker Sam

From the thread that just keeps giving,

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Whats that sound? I hear you say.

Its the sound of the offended bus reversing into the BBC website!!!!!

Some of the people on here need to get a reality check or a life.

This is a complete non story. Only 2 complaints at the time of broadcast so 20,000 complaints from people who never actually heard the show.

This has more to do with being jealous of the success of these 2 long haired adonises.

Get a life saddos!!!!!!!!!!! Free the BBC 2 (not the channel)

Kevin Murray, Cleland

That last sentence of Kevin’s is a work of sheer genius. Just when you thought they couldn’t make it up, they just went and fucking well did.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:00 pm Peedo stalker Sam

This is clearly inappropriate and unacceptable behaviour, as is now widely recognised. Ofcom have said they will investigate the matter and it is for the BBC, the BBC Trust and Ofcom to take any appropriate action.

Gordon Brown, 10 Downing Street, London
Recommended by 0 people

Shut the fuck up you horses vagina.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:01 pm Rotwatcher

Doing so well at hiding the rant gene, up until that last word and it’s rogue appostrophe.

Would that be the rogue appostrophe (sic) in possessive ‘its’?

Relax, I’m an English teacher.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:07 pm Alex

Certainly make an enquiry, then find them guilty of bringing pain and anguish to respected ‘real’ entertainers and banish them to somewhere suitable.

Why bother with the enquiry if we’re going to find them guilty anyway?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:11 pm Peedo stalker Sam

There is a saying “Beware the Sleeping Giant”, I think that R and B may have just awoken the Giant that is the british public, For years now we have been the silent majority, appalled at the drop in standards in the media in general and the BBC.and these two in particular, we’re told that they “push against the barriers”, the problem is that the BBC forgot to set any barriers allowing these two to run riot, like spoilt out of control children Radio 2 and BBCTV is not the place for them

scoop3, Herts

Recommended by 5 people

You’re right, R&B is shit. Just listen to Lemur or whatever the fuck he’s called.

And what’s all this about the “silent majority”. If they’re so fucking silent why does HYS exist, and how do you know they’re the majority?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:15 pm Far-Q

“Would that be the rogue appostrophe (sic) in possessive ‘its’?”

Arse. In fact double arse. That’s what you get for being forced to use IE rather than firefox. And being incapable of writing english proper..
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:23 pm Blind Pew

I think that R and B may have just awoken the Giant that is the british public.

You’re right, they have, and it’ll scratch it’s arse, fart a lot, stomp about for a bit, let loose an almighty stream of piss, then go straight back to bed.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:26 pm Blind Pew

“it’s arse”

arggghh I’m doing it now!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:30 pm Peedo stalker Sam

Blind Pew – don’t worry, it is arse.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:45 pm Freddy Two Trousers

I imagine your Shift key must have offended you in the past.

Made me laugh at my desk

Pleased to be of service.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:46 pm Freddy Two Trousers

Arse!

Tried a double block quote (quote within a quote). Predictably did not work.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 3:59 pm Far-Q

Fortunately the Guardian’s comments stream is much more restrained and thoughtful.

mildivbmeo
Oct 27 08, 5:21pm
Brand and Ross are complete scum
on 29 Oct 2008 at 4:21 pm A once-loyal royal citizen

I think it is criminal that the Queen is still refusing to fly ‘Half-Mast’ over Buckingham Palace. Does she have no respect for her so-called ‘subjects’? How does she imagine Andrew Sach’s family feel about her cold-hearted, ‘Full Mast’ refusal? How does she think William and Harry, HER OWN GRANCHILDREN, feel about this!!! She is surely out-of-touch and must go… NOW!!!
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:02 pm Chalky

[quote]Absolutely disgusted with both of them. They should be hit where it hurts – in their pocket. I don’t mean a small fine that’s small change for them on their fat salaries. I mean sack them both or should I say them all – the fat cats at the BBC also. I for one will never watch any on them ever again. I am a tax payer and I resent my money going in their direction. People with a true talent don’t need to bully others. Please remind me again exactly what are their talents?

D Webb, Southampton

Recommended by 39 people [/quote]

D Webb wants everyone at the BBC to be sacked.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:07 pm Andy

I vaguely remember a smug national guffaw about a month or so ago when Brand called the actual American president a “retard” and had an oblique go at a couple of virgins and a few folk totally lost the plot over it. And yet angry, hot tears have been stinging the faces of thousands of dusty-flapped Mail readers since Sunday because something offensive which they did not hear was said by a man to another, older man, who was once on the telly. Thank goodness the two situations are entirely different, or the whole of the UK would look like complete pr1cks right now.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:19 pm Dingleberry

BRAND CALLS PRESIDENT RETARD…

I love Russell Brand, he is absolutely hilarious and if America can’t appreciate that and want to be all uptight then that’s their problem!
Kim, Fife,

it comes down to one thing some american are afraid of outspoken inteligence. ignorance is bliss just keep in ur bubble america
lukekelly, halifax, England

Russell Brand is a hero. I love him.
Chigsy, London, England

I dont think russell brand is unbelievably funny but hes quite good. I think america has no culture and comedy there is predictable and humourless. although vote obama or youre rascist is illogical i think its time for a change. americans are so bloody christian its sick. promise rings are laughable
John, Britain,

I think the US needs to lighten up and learn how to take the mick out of their own country like the Brits do.
Sheree Warwick, England,

These are the top five comments from The Times Brand+President article with no selection or shuffling here

good to know British people are consistent, another quality that makes us better than the bloody yanks.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:23 pm HYS Master's Voice

Does the BBC enforce mandatory drugs testing for entertainers that we pay for? Funny how the threat of suspension /job loss brings out the apologies from these people.

Why are we paying for Lord Mandy to stay in an expensive Moscow hotel when we have a perfectly good Embassy with accommodation. Hers we are paying out again for someone who is unelected and at best, a less than honest person. Democracy? dead in this Country thanks to Labour.

nick nichols, Mixbury

Ah, so this was all the fault of the Government. Why not blame the EU/immigrants/paedos as well, you fuckwit?
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:37 pm Onan's Auto Shop

CharlieLucky
Oct 29 08, 4:22pm (4 minutes ago)
@ CzarnyKot

“Maybe Brand and Ross can redeem themselves by dousing Chris Moyles in petrol and burning him to death live on air. During Comic Relief.”

You know, I’ve looked everywhere for a flaw in this idea and I can’t find one.

Perhaps if Steve ‘fucking’ Wright and his erm, ‘posse’ of sycophantic fucking unemployables were to be tied to a post and shot with a howitzer full of their own shite, repeatedly, then pudsey could count me in for a crisp new tenner

Good old Guardian commentators.
on 29 Oct 2008 at 5:42 pm Simon

Your-granddaughter’s-a-slutwhore

Incidentally – isn’t that the name of Sachs Jnr’s burlesque troupe? Satanic Slutwhores?

Either way it turns out she has boffed Brand; by her own admission. Hardly an exclusive club to be joining. I’m still amazed that his conquests extend beyond Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters.

There’s an office book running on when Baillie will become so offended by Brand’s insouciance that she’ll appear in Zoo/Nuts to tell us the full story of how deeply affected she’s been by the whole episode; all while exposing her shirt-potatoes for hard currency.
on 30 Oct 2008 at 10:10 am Alex

There’s an office book running on when Baillie will become so offended by Brand’s insouciance that she’ll appear in Zoo/Nuts to tell us the full story of how deeply affected she’s been by the whole episode; all while exposing her shirt-potatoes for hard currency.

You mean like this?
on 30 Oct 2008 at 1:17 pm Buzz Killington

Just like that.

Do I win a fiver?
on 30 Oct 2008 at 1:28 pm Death

[quote] If these two idiots get away with this I shall stop watching or listening to any BBC programs in future. It is despicable what they have done and they should not be allowed to be role models for anyone in this country. I believe the head of the BBC is responsible and should resign. The second thing that should happen is that they should not be allowed to continue working for the BBC in any shape or form.

Monica Nestor [/quote]

OMG BOYCOTT THE BBC FOREVER THEY HAVE OFFENDED SOMEBODY I NEVER MET WHO USED TO BE FAMOUS!!!!

Talk about extreme.
on 30 Oct 2008 at 3:46 pm millie

Alex:

You mean like this?

Wonder if Sachs is a Sun reader.
on 01 Nov 2008 at 7:44 pm pigfrottage

on 29 Oct 2008 at 4:21 pm A once-loyal royal citizen

I think it is criminal that the Queen is still refusing to fly ‘Half-Mast’ over Buckingham Palace. Does she have no respect for her so-called ’subjects’? How does she imagine Andrew Sach’s family feel about her cold-hearted, ‘Full Mast’ refusal? How does she think William and Harry, HER OWN GRANCHILDREN, feel about this!!! She is surely out-of-touch and must go… NOW!!!

Quality. I never got how the queen was supposed to be in-touch with the masses when she never had chance to have a real conversation with anyone with any sense at all. The best conversations she gets are with her nazi hubby….
on 02 Nov 2008 at 12:46 am Manuel

This kind of debauchery is only to be expected when the British Brainwashing Conspiracy is run by closet commies and Freddy Mercury lookalikes.
on 02 Nov 2008 at 9:15 pm Andrew Sachs

I… know nothing.
on 02 Nov 2008 at 11:20 pm Marcus

I’m Backing Britain!

Relax, I’m Harold Wilson.
on 03 Nov 2008 at 10:32 am aSbO baZ

I’m backing Sarah Palin.

Relax, she absolutely loves it, the minxy little genesis-swallowing, fundamentalist killer.
on 03 Nov 2008 at 12:44 pm Marcia Matilda Falkender

And I’m relaxing Harold Wilson.

Bank!
on 11 Nov 2008 at 3:33 pm No Blah Here

blah. blah.
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