Comments on: Appalling

By: Bulldyke Lezzer

Bulldyke Lezzer — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:24:40 +0000

Although it would be less confusing for everyone concerned if he/she stopped dressing like a docker and more like a laydee.

Speak for yourself, Timmy, I think she looks great in DMs and a crew cut

By: Timothy the Purple Sockmonkey

Timothy the Purple Sockmonkey — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:41:52 +0000

She has indeed. And a very fine one it is too.

Although it would be less confusing for everyone concerned if he/she stopped dressing like a docker and more like a laydee. A nice laydee. Like that Walliams.

And not like some bulldyke lezzer.

Now back in your box, Special or I’ll tell the ISP that you’ve been pirating Billy Ray Cyrus’ back catalogue. Again.

That is all.

By: Timothy the Purple Sockmonkey

Timothy the Purple Sockmonkey — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:26:19 +0000

I’ve got a proper foofoo* and everything

She has indeed. And a very fine one it is too.

By: Steve Wright Fan (not the murdering one, the one on the radio)

Steve Wright Fan (not the murdering one, the one on the radio) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:10:24 +0000

Oh god, I’ve met Clarkson. Twice. He cadged a rollie off my dad at Gatwick a few years ago, and then about six months back he was a total arse in a restaurant in Primrose Hill, didn’t like the table they sat him at or something.

He writes books?

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:08:28 +0000

Fuck off, Walliams. I’ve got a proper foofoo* and everything.

* and not a scrofulous salmon’s one, either!

By: David Walliams

David Walliams — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:45:21 +0000

Bit Special:

I’m a lady

Comme moi.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:25:15 +0000

Funny, I’ve just been overcome by a wave of affection for Clarkson now that the Mail’s turned on him.

(Those of you who watch QI or have seen his documentaries will know the man’s perfectly capable of not being an arse when he chooses. Oh, and while he IS mostly an arse on Top Gear, the other two are fun enough to make up for him – but then, I watch it for the challenges and switch over when they start actually talking about cars.)

Sorry, I realise this post is much too even-handed for SYB.

By: Freddy Two Trousers

Freddy Two Trousers — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:51:12 +0000

Can I be the first to call for George Dubya, at the wheel of his SUV, to be stopped by a state-trooper in 2011, wrecked off his face on Scotch.

The state trooper or the first bloke?

By: Bit Special

Bit Special — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:32:10 +0000

Yes, Timothy. Sorry, Timothy.

PS I’m a lady, not a chap.

No, Timothy, I wasn’t talking back, don’t hit me agai…… ARRGHH!

By: Albi The Racist Dragon

Albi The Racist Dragon — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:14:43 +0000

BRITAIN NOW AT ITS MOST OUTRAGED SINCE 1747