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21 Responses to “Black/Brown Prime Minister?”

1. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:00 pm   Mal
   
   

   Maybe given the political might of SYB we could get our own Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair elected.

   I’d contribute 50p.

2. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:06 pm   werka
   
   

   What’s with all the upper case? Was this actually the headline on the Times site?

3. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:13 pm   Andrew
   
   

   I Used To Work With A Bloke Who Started Every Word With A Capital. After A While It Drives You Totally Bonkers Mwuhahahahahaha Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!One

4. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:18 pm   Meniscus
   
   

   Maybe They Are Just Trying Too Hard At Pretending They Have Passable Literacy Skills?

   Or Maybe They Are Just Quoting Pretentious 70s Prog-Rock Song Titles?

5. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:36 pm   Mr Cat
   
   

   If you read it imagining that the use of sentence case actually signifies a new sentence it becomes a strange plodding HYS beat – and draws attention to the lonely use of lower case in “have”. This makes it very bleak. Like a moronic modernist poem.

6. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:44 pm   Dr Shade
   
   

   What Price A Black Man In No10 Now?

   Depends if Mandelson’s there at the time or not. Gordo’s happy just to splurge his cheesy discharge deep into the ringpiece nestling between a pair of muscular, firm black buttocks, but Randy Mandy likes the kinky rough stuff and that always costs extra.

7. on 05 Nov 2008 at 5:51 pm   Black Lesbian In A WheelChair
   
   

   Thank you, Mal; I shall look forward to your unstinting support in my upcoming leadership campaign*. I shall be looking amongst the ranks of SYB for my Deputy. Immygrunt Muslim peEd0 knifecrimers preferable.

   *Unless I’m made the next Dr Who, in which case politics can go bollocks.

8. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:26 pm   Immygrunt Muslim peEd0 knifecrimer
   
   

   what a coincidence.

9. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:29 pm   Lieutenant Dan
   
   

   Try Typing Out A Paragraph With Every Word Starting With A Capital Letter. It Really Focuses The Mind On What It Is You Are Writing. Although This Is Clearly Not Be The Case For Thomas uk

10. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:29 pm   AndyS
    
    

    I don’t pay my taxes to be governed by an Immygrunt Muslim peEd0 knifecrimer AND a Black Lesbian In A WheelChair

    if only there was somewhere i could complain about this sort of thing.

11. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:39 pm   Misanthropes For Jesus
    
    

    I’ve read this submission seven or eight times. Can anyone understand a word of this?

12. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:42 pm   Gin'll fix it
    
    

    Are the last two lines of Thomas’ post a haiku?

13. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:48 pm   fucko the clown
    
    

    Thomas secretly wanks off thinking about licking obamas presdential nut sack

    n.b. I don’t know where that came from, but the carbon monoxide alarm went off and I feel all funny….. in a clown sex way.

    wibble

14. on 05 Nov 2008 at 6:58 pm   Far-Q
    
    

    Nope. Not a fucking drip of sense. There are words there but I can’t be sure that any intelligence put them there.

15. on 05 Nov 2008 at 7:40 pm   cratestaple
    
    

    This is fast becoming my favourite source of cunning political analysis. I rather enjoy basking in the warm glow of your collective hatred of cretinous HYS proles.

    I think Capitalise All Your Words (Except One of Them) bloke is on about our beloved Prime Minister using the election to direct the fucking gibbering public morons away from their unfocused hatred of him.

    That doesn’t make him any less of a scrofulous twat, however. Fucking pseudo-intellectual pile of badger’s pus.

16. on 05 Nov 2008 at 11:18 pm   fucko the clown
    
    

    no no no get on message, haven’t you heard, Gordo saved us from economic crisis, single handedly, fact is there is confidence on the market, housing boom, and falling unemployment.

    I believe the message, but then i’ve been sniffing glue since lunchtime and about to top it off with a glass of petrol (super, none of that cheap regular unleaded shit)

17. on 06 Nov 2008 at 9:23 am   DA PC BRIGADE
    
    

    Thanks Dr Shade, thanks for conjuring up vivid mental pictures of Brown’s gurning face as he emits his cheesy discharge, thus putting me off my breakfast. Ugh.

18. on 06 Nov 2008 at 9:30 am   pigfrottage
    
    

    “But! Alas One Day In Politics Can Make People Go Blind.”

    No, what Thomas constantly is doing with his right hand will make him go blind….

    Complete and utter ferret flange…

19. on 06 Nov 2008 at 2:46 pm   Andrew
    
    

    He’s back, on the thread about “Commie muslim immigrants cut our interest rates”, or something.

    “Tremedous Fine Great Move But It Means Nothing Unless The Man The Street Benifits In Real Terms,Lets See What The Greedy Banks Do First Before Celibrating.

    Thomas Denny, Surbiton ”

    No wonder he’s Celib(r)ate..

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21. on 22 Nov 2008 at 10:12 pm   Indignant Person A
    
    

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