From a thread about plastic bags, obviously. Thanks to Max.
I’m glad to see that enthusastic racist, John Adair, is spending some time here at Speak You’re Branes. It certainly beats pissing your life away raging against the BBC moderators.
Unlike the delightful posts you and your leftwing scum post on Speak your branes, that cesspool of leftwing multicultural hate filled bile.
You knock a moderate rightwing party like the BNP, then laugh at the filth on that site. I bet it is run by extreme muslim christian haters.
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)
Paedo.
167 Responses to “Plastic Bags”
Multicultural???
How does he cope with living in the Virgin Islands? As far as I know, they’re full of people with dark skin. Unless “Virgin Island” is a description of him – no mates and never had sex.
I’d willingly pay a couple of quid for a sturdy plastic bag if someone could guarantee it would be placed over the head of John Adair and tied at the neck.
@dirigible
Yeah we all have our favourite animal fanny words
I like marmot’s mimsy (not in a bestial way, of course…ahem)
It’s our differences that bring us together.
He is mixing his buzzwords up now. Seems like he is determined to get out as many as he can in one post.
Johnny seems to think SYB is run by Al-Qaeda. Its true. Osama says “My main aim, apart from establishing the caliphate is to rip the piss out of HYS Fuckwits, Bismillah.”
The BNP site is frothing mad at Obama’s victory. Truly enjoyable.
I hate you muslim christians!!!
/shakes fist
Shit we’ve been rumbled!
That should be “Obama says”, shurely?
Does “extreme muslim” require you to be base jumping when you pray, or only when you blow yourself up?
I do hate extreme muslim christians. Yes.
Well, I’m certianly not ‘leftwing’ or ‘multicultural’, yet even I think that John Adair is a cunt.
Oh, I was still logged in as Jesus. Ha.
What’s the odds on it really being Johnny Adair then? HYS would be a perfect retirement pastime for him.
Hey asshole, you forgot to mention politically correct and Gordon Clown.
Finally, some sense on the question of ID cards:
No no no Nelson! John isn’t a Peado. His MATE is the Peado! You see, the lovely Mr Adair is a member of the Hull BNP, and so is/was Martyn Gilleard. Martyn, currently serving 16 years, is an ‘interesting person’ and an associate of John Adair.
The-real-Hull-BNP-Peedo
So he’s a Terrorist-Peado-lover, not a Peado. Get your facts stright or he’ll do you for defamation of character.
Paedo? Tax dodging fat cat paedo, more like.
Yes, we need to be able to identify all immigrunts and illegals on sight.
Let’s make them wear badges – something clearly visible, like a big yellow star perhaps?
/tautology
God I love it when they find themselves on here. I love it so fucking much. I love the thought of them googling smugly themselves, finding their opinions quoted, and thinking “Finally, my vision has been recognised by the blogosphere” and then reading what Nelson says.
Something immensely disconcerting about a BNP voter who openly admires Hitler openly spouting Manic Street Preachers lyrics. Allah smite this Jesus freak.
And why waste money on a microchip when a simple tattooed number will suffice?
Oh dear, yes. Those lovely chaps over at the moderate rightwing BNP site do appear to have their union jack shorts in a bit of a twist, don’t they…
Here’s some of the better bits of drivel for those who don’t care to visit a bunch of racist asshats.
Me too.
God, I wish.
If You Love Nazi Uniforms So Much, Why Don’t You Go Live There?
Come on people, will you not LEARN from the teachings of Nelson.
john Adair is not an enthusiastic racist, he’s an intelligent hater.
Question or nominate?
Oh yah! a real nacktschnecke’s scheide
Learn to tell the difference between the following things
1) Simple Facts
2) Your Arse
3) Ridiculous Fiction
4) Your Elbow
Well, why should we look after the Germans?
Vote for the English (not British) National Party! We’ll scrap ID card microchips just as soon as we’ve rounded up all the Muslims, the Jews, and those damn lefty liberals in their lesbian wheelchairs. Then we’ll reintroduce weekly rubbish collections for whites only.
They did a great job of it too. Among the NAZI acheivments for the German people are:
- complete and utter destruction of all major cities, the majority of industy and infrastructure, and the loss of almost all wealth.
- complete and utter destruction of the people’s good name for several generations.
- permanant occupation by foriegners, the first 45 years of which included half the country being fenced off from the other half
- 6,000,000 German people killed.
- 2,000,000 German women gang-raped.
Is that what England (not UK) will get for voting BNP?
I’ve seen this site described as “unashamedly left-wing”. Is that right? I just thought me lampooned (yes, that’s right, I said lampooned) everyone, regardless of race, creed, politik or colour. It’s the British way.
I said me, I meant we. That is not the British way.
To be fair, they did get the trains running on time.
And they invented the VW Beetle.
On second thoughts, scrub that last one.
I blame Fox news for making them think they didn’t have a fuckwit in charge for the last 8 years.
*Terrorist fist bumps australian scrotum-faced media-owning pensioner*
@Alt-f4, you leftie poof scum etc etc, your ‘What Did The Nazis Ever Do For Us’ list is woefully short, what about
The Nazis gave the German people…
1) Permanent employment playing Nazi villains in those movies the Yanks make about how the US, not the red red Ruskies, beat Jerry.
2) Kinky uniforms
3) such a deep traumatic scar that their own country could have behaved so appallingly that Germany is now the most universally centre-left, green, multicultural country on earth.
4) Err… that’s it.
No, it’s left.
Can I just be the last person to say that John Adair is a thick Cunt.
Mark my words is the new FACT.
Yeah, damn that fictional CTU agent and his pro-negro agenda. The fuck.
It’s nice to be recognised.
Non.
Cet homme, John Adair, il est – comment dites-vous? Un “theek carnt” et un “facking wankayre”", n’est ce pas?
I haven’t gone skateboarding or skydiving in weeks, does that mean I lose my XXXtreme status and just become an ordinary Muslim? Because in my defence I’ve still been drinking lifestyle soft drinks while I sit on my arse plotting the downfall of all “moderate” racists.
I hate John Adair too. As in my famous catchphrase, he’s like a river of blood, specifically the menstrual discharge from a leprous llama’s loveslit.
The thick cunt.
Except the Germans who disagreed with them. And the Germans who they thought might disagree with them. And the Germans who liked being gay with other Germans. And the Germans who were physically disabled. And the Germans who did it with Jews, Negroes or Gypsies. And the Germans who were Jews, Negroes or Gypsies. But apart from those, and maybe a shitload of others, yes, the Nazis looked after their own.
Alex
the Nazis looked after the German people (their own).
Except the Germans who disagreed with them. And the Germans who they thought might disagree with them. And the Germans who liked being gay with other Germans. And the Germans who were physically disabled. And the Germans who did it with Jews, Negroes or Gypsies. And the Germans who were Jews, Negroes or Gypsies. But apart from those, and maybe a shitload of others, yes, the Nazis looked after their own.
………………….
The nazis were politically correct poofs, look at Hitler: bloody lentil munching, non-smoking, animal lovin jessie. The BNP would have him for breakfast, well at least their leader would.
The Aquaduct?
(Please see earlier thread for clarfification of ‘Idle’s Law’ which brilliantly defines the likelihood of regurgitation of Python quotes on internet threads. Thank You)
I am using my special powers to ensure that John Adair does not get any interest rate reduction or indeed receives any interest in what he has to say.
TRUMPETS
Excuse me, it’s “extreme muslim christian hater“. We hate Christians whilst skateboarding out of exploding helicopters and praying to Mecca.
John Adair is a joke, right?
It’s so reassuring to know that, in this hate-filled world, the BNP is making a stand for love, peace and understanding.
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)
I just love that every word in his moniker is capitalised, with the exception of his first name.
Twat.
John Adair is a joke, right? – No he’s a Cunt
I nominate “john Adair” as Cunt of the Week.
john adair is indeed a MASSIVE cunt.
thanks.
Oh, how the mighty are trollen.
And how the blighted have swollen.
Bank.
Actually that was Mussolini, and he only got one train running on time – the one that took him to Rome on the day he got into power. That nice Stephen Fry said so on QI so it must be true.
Nope. I think you’ll find 99.9% of all Nazi villains in Hollywood movies are actually played by Brits.
And what have the Yanks got against Jerry anyway? Apart from the fact he was always lusting after that saucy little sex-minx Barbara (when she CLEARLY only wanted to writhe orgasmically on my priapic teenage erection…!) he seemed like a nice enough bloke.
Even I hate him!
Me too! What a pr!ck
the subliminal messages I played to him as a joke when he was sleeping to encourage him to grow up to be a one of the world’s biggest tossers were probably a bit too much…sorry world.
Bloop bloop bloop. Bloop bloop bloop cunt.
Jerry would never leave Margot. I always thought Peneolpe Keith was the saucy one. It’s always the repressed ones that are the most racy…
It’s true, I am a complete cunt. I dunno why, I just can’t help it. I just get so angry. It’s like when I repeatedly punched my ex-wife in the face, it wasn’t really me, d’you know what I mean?
Nice man. Keeps himself to himself.
Strong smell of fungal vaginal discharge surrounds him though.
2nd thoughts, he’s a cock…
Not sure what John has against this site. It’s not like it regularly shows him up to be an idiot. He can do that for himself.
As you were…
Well John always had a problem with the black boys in the school. He seemed convinced that they were intent on hurting him sexually. He was never very strong academically and he always felt insecure about his failure, but the real problem would appear to be that when he was very young he came home unnoticed to find his mother in a rather intimate embrace with two Jamacian ‘young bloods’. Apparenly she was ‘twos up and howling like a banshee’. It was some minutes before they noticed the young John was there. I suspect he never got over it. At primary school there was a lot of trouser wetting and prolonged silences. And then after puberty the violence started. It’s very sad.
That’s not very extreme! I’m now praying to Mecca to the MAX from the top of the pillars of Islam, which I climbed with my bare hands and no safety equipment.
Last year, I did the fucking Hajj all the way from Bradford on a BMX while being chased by the National Front. This year I’m doing it again, but this time in fancy dress. I’m going as Osama bin Laden complete with a dynamite vest.
I must say, as an extreme Muslim Jew-hater, I feel rather left out.
Who are you trying to fool? I know you’re not the real John Adair. I would have spelt my first name with a lower case j. Ha!
You’re probably a black Muslim asylum seeker from Poland, coming over here to steal our benefits and weekly bin collections.
He was a right cunt and no mistake. He amounted to nothing and is not remembered for anything other than being the world’s cuntingest cunt in the whole of the cunting history of the planet.
The shame felt by the German people after the horrors of WWII is nothing compared to our revulsion at being the rotten fruit of his loin.
*wails and gnashed teeth forever and ever, amen*
I find it ironic that Monty Python member Michael Palin sang about a Canadian lumberjack who wears women’s clothing, and yet thirty years later the Americans, despite their love of our crazy British humour, refused in massive numbers to cast their votes for an Alaskan who likes wearing women’s clothing, and is also called Palin!
How ironic is that? Oh wait, that’s right, not ironic at all. Some people have the same name as other people. And if you see some weird, racist ‘irony’ in that, then you are in fact a frog’s front bottom.
The goldfish and the headmaster had me laughing out loud.
I mean the postings on here not the bestiality vid that John’s wanking to right now.
This thread is actually hilarious. Keep them coming guys, i’m almost in tears here
I appear to have posted that in the wrong thread. Sorry. I just get so carried away with my extreme Muslim Christian hating. I’ll get my coat.
And my dynamite.
And my nails.
And my booby-trapped Qu’ran.
And that bestiality porn flick I borrowed off John Adair. The cunt.
Tchah! You extreme muslim christian haters are pants. You want to get up a bit earlier, train a bit harder that sort of thing.
Now, Scrabble Extremists… we set the pace,
Death only gets you 7 points
and we’re so cool, we get the 72 virgins before we die, which is a plus, trust me.
Added: Saturday, 26 July, 2008, 16:53 GMT 17:53 UK
The USA may well be the UK’s closest alliance from across the pond, but for all who have actually been there, their disrespect and dislike towards the British was surprising, and at times, worrying.
The governments are smooching to a ballad of union on the world dancefloor, but the hatred, especially hispanic immigrants hold towards us, should not be ignored. Some alliance.
Laughing At Lefties
……………………..
Maybe they just thought he was a cunt? Americans were very friendly when I lived over there, Latinos included. Maybe when laughing boy said “I fuckin hates dagoes, me” they couldn’t see the sparkling wit in his remark?
I would just like to point out that my continued existence proves that john Adair is not a cunt.
He is, however, a complete turd.
Wot he said
to be fair, it’s probably a bit better than smooching to careless whisper. imagine, you’re touching up your girlfriend while listening to a song written by a bender. probably about another bender. WHY WON’T SOMEONE STOP THE NOISE IN MY HEAD.
this laughing at lefties seems to be a fetid flangebucket of the highest order.
Ja, ist es zutreffend. john Adair ist ein absoluter cunt.
I have no opinion on the mater, because I do not actually exist.
I also can’t spell for shit…
oh god…no, don’t get me started… no really, I’m serious; don’t get me started… I find Yoga helps a lot you know? But he’s still a total cuuuuu… no look, I think it’s best if you just go. Sorry.
I can’t believe we ended up living on this bastard’s thatch, such bad luck. It’s not like we’ll have the opportunity to find a new home now, not since our shit of a host was tagged by the probation service.
HE’S A CUNT! AN UTTER FUCKING HORRIBLE CUNT! HYAH! HAYH! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT! HOOOOOOOoooooo easy easy, that’s crazy talk. eeeeeaaaasy. Remember what Panchen Binda taught you, breath! breeeeath.
Panchen Binda??
Sahnds like a fackin’ paki to me.
Well fuck me, what rotten luck to be reincarnated as this.
I used to be Oswald Mosley.
He’s a GODDAMN COMMUNIST!!!
Is there such a thing?
I think john’s jealous hatred of black men is because I am so small and floppy
It does mean I am easy to slide into three-year-old kids, though.
Isn’t it quiet in here?
Heelloooooooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.
Echooo-ooo-oo-oo.
If I wasn’t such a tosser, maybe I’d have friends.
Shut the fuck up, braincell!
BLACKS BAD KIDDYSEX GOOD BLACKS BAD KIDDYSEX GOOD BLACKS BAD KIDDYSEX GOOD
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbzbbbzbbzzbbbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbz#john#zzbbbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbz#Adair’s#bbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbz#A#zbbzzbbbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbz#Cock#zzbbbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
bzzbbbzzzbzbzbzbbbzbbzzbbbzbbzbzbzbzbzbbzbz
“There will be tears before bed time, mark my words.”
That’s just filled with creepy undertones, isn’t it? Sounds like something you can imagine Mr Fritzl saying to his daughter.
John Adair? jeez, that was 20 years ago! I was hanging out with rough types for a while in the late eighties, I was young. I was horny. I just wanted to drink and be banged senseless by musclemen, you know?
One night in a rock club in Hull, I was just cruising when it all kicked off big sytle; A real proper biker’s bar-battle. I hid under a table as blood, teeth and bottles started flying everywhere. Next thing I know there’s this young skin-head under the table with me. He was terrified. He begged me to protect him. ME! ha! A nine stone queen in mascara! I put my hand on his and told him we’d try to get out together. He smiled a scared little smile at me and there was this ‘moment’. So just before we legged it from under the table, I did that Star Wars Princess Leah ‘kiss for luck’ thing, and we legged it out of the pub and down the street, laughing like fish-wives.
We went together for a couple of weeks. He seemed really really happy. Then one night he got drunk and turned on me yelling that I’d twisted him and that he wasn’t gay and I was a pervert and all that crap. He beat the living shit out of me… literally. But hey? Who needs two kidneys anyway?
he’s a proper cunt, allright.
You’re right, he is a Commie.
He’s a muslim christian loving commie cunt.
Mark my words.
John has died. I was trying to help him fill out his benefit claim when he made a rather nasty racist remark. I tried to explain to the poor chap that, after all we all come from Africa. Well, he went completely bezerk, grabbed a knife and starting stabbing himself screaming “Die, Sooty, Die” The poor man died before my eyes.
As a social worker I try to help the weaker, less able members of our society. Looking at your website I think that you should be ashamed of poking fun at those less fortunate than yourselves.
He was a cunt, mind you.
To be honest I thought the use of Green Day’s ‘Good Riddance’ as a song for the cremation was a bit harsh.
Then his ‘friends’ showed a video he made for his funeral, and waited until they left, then I dragged the corpse out of the flames to crap on it’s face.
What a cunt.
Arse. Totla gibberuish
That makes sense.
john Adair is truly a Queynte.
Wil someone please tip this cunt’s ashes out of me.
Get that cunt out of here. Hitler, yes; Stalin, yes; Pol Pot, yes; john Adair? Fuck off. We’ve got standards you know.
NO! He did NOT quote Manic Street Preachers, did he? He’s now ruined one of my favourite songs forever. Gosh, I really hope he’s right about terrorism, because I might join them just to enjoy the immense satisfaction of feeding him his own dirty testicles. No offence, John Adair’s testicles.
Ah, john Adair’s Urn, if you’re being tipped out, you’d better not tip that cunt out on to me.
Fucking hell, did he actually refer to the BNP as a moderate right-wing party?
You lefty leaning girls will start complaining that the Khmer Rouge are to extreme for you next, and they were lefties too!!!1!
Just in case anyone from the aforementioned moderate right-wing party is reading this, I’d like to point something out (the rest of you can ignore it, you’ll find no goldfish testicle jokes here).
I’m not an “extreme muslim christian hater” and I doubt that anyone here is. I’m white, middle-class, went to Sunday school for years, work full-time, pay my taxes and tick all the other boxes you find so important. I’m one of the voters you claim to speak for but I will never, ever vote for your party.
This isn’t because I enjoy paying taxes, or want Britain to be less British, or because I’m feeling oppressed by the PC Nazis, but because I don’t see what’s in it for me. Your arguments bear only the most fleeting resemblance to reality and your pathetic little party-bag of policies would benefit no-one.
I can’t name many politicians I really trust, but you’re definitely at the bottom of the list – I’m quite sure that if there really was a Muslim / black / gypsy conspiracy to wipe out the white race, and if HMS Britain really was about to sink under the weight of immigrant newborns, such self-important, self-serving shitspouts as yourselves would be the first in the lifeboats, wearing ten lifejackets each.
I’d just like to echo the contents of Vicky’s post, with the obvious exception of this bit:
Not with me on board, they wouldn’t. First overboard with a lawnmower tied around the neck, maybe. Bunch of otter’s orifices, the lot of ‘em.
Funny how, despite Britain’s population being 92% white, the BNP consider it cause for celebration if they get 5% of the vote. This would imply that at least 87% of Britons are actually pro-multicultural anti-British Communists, and that’s not even counting the commie nig-nogs. Scary stuff.
Just imagine the moment when john Adair finally discovers this thread and goes fucking mental. Just imagine the look on his face as it turns purple, with the swastika on his forehead all screwed up like a little squashed spider.
Thing about john Adairs’s rambling post it doesn’t make grammatical sense. If you start a sentence with the word Unlike, its common grammatical courtesy to actually state what it is ‘like’ in the same sentence not a new paragraph. Then he goes on to state that the BNP is a moderate rightwing party, but their website is full of filth and run by muslim christian haters. So if he means Muslims who hate Christians, I think he may have get the wrong idea about who runs the BNP, I’m not sure but I don’t think its a pro Allah organisation.
If on the otherhand he means ‘People who hate Muslims and Christians’ then he’s nearer the point.
If however he meant SYB is run by Muslims who hate Christian then he doesn’t know the meaning of the word Multicultural.
After all the ethanol inspired waffle I’m left with the single simple conclusion. The bloke is a cunt.
It’s an indication of how big a bunch of cunts the BNP are when even the cunts at UKIP hate them.
This makes the assumption, of course, that johnny has the balls to continue reading after Nelson’s initial post. It’d be much easier for him to desperately spam the X button until the nasty page goes away, and then go weep hot tears because those nasty mean muslim *sob* christian hating non-white muslim immigrunt *dribble* black gay immigrant *sniff* meanies should all be shot for being mean.
Never forget that inside every BNP supporter’s chest beats the heart of a fucking pussy.
And he’s a cunt.
What a great thread. Its what Al Gore invented the interweb for.
Superb.
And for the record, yes I do hate extreme muslim christians.
Phew! That John Adair… what a total *BANG*
(That was the sound of a huge bomb-belt, wrapped in nails and Gideon bibles, exploding due to impotent rage)
That’s what I hate about them the most… if democrats are ever tempted to get a bit defensive and try to restrict the far-right’s access to media or marches or what-have-you, or if they’re given a tough ride in an interview, they squeal like stuck pigs… “It’s not fair, the rules say that you must treat everyone equally, we have our rights, we’re being oppressed, whaa whaa whaa, you are just hypocrites and demagogues, whaaaaaa, we’re being singled out for unfair treatment, I’m going to the European Court about this.”
ooooh, it makes me maaaaad.
Dark in here, isn’t it?
And a bit smelly.
Vicky
Liked your e-mail but I fear your words are wasted on a nutsack like Johnnie Boy.
I get the sneaking suspicion everyone thinks he is a bit of a cunt.
Yeah, it is a bit. You’ll get used to it though. Fancy a cuppa?
Two sugars for me.
Yup. Total cunt. Couldn’t wait to get away.
I’m with Woody Allen when it comes to Nazis – from Manhattan
Just milk please.
Then I suppose I better work my way out of here. All these furry mammals in his loweer intestine must surely be affecting his power of speech.
Yeah, but Annie Hall really went downhill after she broke up with Alvy.
I hate
IllinoisNew Jersey Nazis.Fuck all this shit about nazis and Woody fucking Allen…
Who the hell (no pun intended) is going to do anything about this shithead john Adair?
He’s only been here for several days and already even Gandhi wants rid of him…
Right. That’s it. I’m starting a petition to God to get him resurrected.
Satan
Fuck all this shit about nazis and Woody fucking Allen…
Who the hell (no pun intended) is going to do anything about this shithead john Adair?
He’s only been here for several days and already even Gandhi wants rid of him…
Right. That’s it. I’m starting a petition to God to get him resurrected.
…………..
The scene: The infernal pit
the players: Adair, Mosley, Powell
Adair: That fuckin paki Ghandi, I knew he was a wrong un. OK lets start a new campaign. Hell for whites only! there ain’t no black in the seventh circle! Enoch, Oswald are you with me? Start the chant:
Mosley and Powell: “John Adair is a fackin peedo cunt!”
exeunt to the chant and a lonely skinhead crying.
Yeah, can’t argue with that Satan, the only problem I have is creating a new hell. Can I create a hell so fiery even john Adair will see sense?
Occupation: Cunt
A cunt with two left feet.
The word ‘cunt’ has been used precisely 4,383 times in the last 2 days on this website, whereas ‘cock’ has only appeared 13 times.
In the interests of multiculti diversity could we have a bit more dick and a little less pussy?
Thanks.
on 07 Nov 2008 at 4:06 pm God
Yeah, can’t argue with that Satan, the only problem I have is creating a new hell. Can I create a hell so fiery even john Adair will see sense?
…….
Boy, that is one fire I wouldn’t even piss on to put out. He is definitely one goddam cunt.
I take drugs before I post on here, just to make sure I’m ticking every degenerate box possible. Now where did I put the lube, my jewish boyfriend’s waiting.
on 07 Nov 2008 at 5:21 pm Bespectacled Librarian
The word ‘cunt’ has been used precisely 4,383 times in the last 2 days on this website, whereas ‘cock’ has only appeared 13 times.
In the interests of multiculti diversity could we have a bit more dick and a little less pussy?
Thanks.
John Adair is a rat’s todger, lemur’s pork sword and hamster’s love rocket of the worst order.
Better?
MMMmmmm, much better.
But he’s still a cunt.
Order!
Order!
The results on the question as to whether Mr John Adair is or is not a cunt, are as follows…
The Ayes, six hundred and seventeen votes.
The Nayes, one vote.
The Ayes have it.
And would the honourable member for Dunney-On-The-Wold please report to the Corruption and Bribery Committee for clear abuse of voting priviledges.
Though King John lives and be not good
Not worst he be, for sure.
Know, we have scoured our troubled land land,
and found one e’en less pure.
Stand Forth! The John they call Adair!
Recieve thy nation’s shame.
We did debate and careful weigh,
And; Cunt! We now proclaim!
Shakespeare’s ‘An ode for john Adair’:
A fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman,
A Lean-Witted Fool,
As loathsome as a toad,
King Of Codpieces,
Lack-Brain, Pedlar’s Excrement,
Whoreson loggerhead,
Bawd-Born, Bedlam Brainsick Duchess,
Filthy Worsted-Stocking Knave,
Eater Of Broken Meats,
Hare-Brained Slave,
Scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord,
Cream-Fac’d Loon, Foul Slut,
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill faced, worse bodied,
Shapeless everywhere,
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt,
Unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind,
So vile a lout,
A Son And Heir Of A Mongrel Bitch.
Shakespeare’s ‘An ode for john Adair’ (condensed):
Cunt.
Create a hell suitable for John Adair… How about a world in which a man who is a product of inter-racial lurve and has the middle name Hussein is elected President of the USA? And starts actually being reasonable to the people from the browner nations and goes a bit easy on immigration? Don’t reckon he’d like that very much.
On account of being a ratfucker’s turd-encrusted cock.
Bit better. Plus:
and
So that’s 5 down, 4,365 more to go.
I bet if the far-right website John Adair goes to had a bash at calling SYB ‘cunts’ they would get absolutely nowehere near the diversity of wit, knowledge, creativity, and general sparkiness shown here.
The Far Right never attracted a single creative person in their history. Eg Their ‘top’ band Screwdriver… is that the best you can do? A bunch of club thumping neanderthal cun… cocks, pure absolute shit. So shit in fact you have to quote ‘Manic Street Preachers’ a bunch of lefties to make your point. Because ‘Ugg Ugg Ugg Ugg Huurrggh!’ doesn’t really get your point across, does it?
It does if you are a comlete neanderthal pipenosher and want to tell the world.
Re: what would John Adiar’s lot come up with if they attempted to insult SYB.
We present Exhibit A to the jury:
With regards to Nazi intelligent creativity, John bravely attempted 3 descriptive insults
1) leftwing scum
2) cesspool of leftwing multicultural hate filled bile
3)extreme muslim christian haters.
the first makes sense, but is not exactly original, in fact, it is the equivalent of ‘Yeah? well you pong, so there’ in the right wing lexicon of verbal put-downs. The other two are barely coherent. But still, I think his special needs teacher would have been proud of his contribution.
The grassroots far-right should stick to things they’re good at, like kicking nig-nogs heads in and being hypnotised their cynical, rabble-rousering leaders. Leaders who, behind their backs, despise them as appalling, brainless meatheads.
Despise them? I thought that was exactly the reason why they signed them up…
@ Sam. They sign them up, sure, because they are a base, a platform to launch a career from. Harnessed properly, the stupid (and/or desparate) can yeild great power (viz. Adolf Hitler)
But they don’t respect the fucking brain-dead morons. Does a sheep farmer respect the opinions of his sheep? Does he fuck. Does Oxford graduate Nick Griffin like people such as John Adair. Not a fucking chance. He probably hates them to the pit of his stomach, but they are useful to him.
@Dingleberry: the fascist intelligentsia might hate shaven-headed Neanderthals but no one else gives them the kind of anal piledriver they need to get them through a cold, lonely night.
I really want to lock John Adair in a room and play him The Streets, whilst he is forced to watch Obama say ‘Yes We Can’ over and over again.
Considering Neanderthals were a whole species of Humanoid (I think), who were unmercifully wiped out by Homo-Sapiens, AND that anthropologists reckon they were quite gentle and social (hence we bashed ‘em dead easy); to use them as an insult when discussing the worst, lowest, thickest, meanest section of our society seems a bit harsh.
So, I just sent a brief pictorial description of John Adair back through a time-hole to the Neanderthal’s civilisation to see what they think about him. And now it seems a vast cave painting has appeared that wasn’t there before. It shows a white, hairless, human-figure with big red boots, red braces and what could be a crude swastika on his chest. The figure is standing next to an enormous grotesque vagina which stretches from cave-floor to cave-ceiling. And there is a thick black linking the two images, perhaps implying some sort of connecting.
should read…. thick black ‘line’
~Maudlin sentimentality follows~
As a “paki” “immigrant” (actually, I’m an expat, but everybody knows that you can’t be an expat unless you’re a donkey’s cunt…er..cock living in Costa del Sol and complaining about them Pakis), I’m grateful to know there’s a body of opinion here that doesn’t subscribe to neo-nazi gobshite. Seriously, if a foreigner on his first day in Britain were to stumble upon the Daily Mail to the exclusion of everything else, he just might decide to leave.
Er.. wait, that kinda serves the purpose, doesn’t it? FACT!
There was no fact there, I just wanted to say FACT! so badly. It’s like how john Adair needs to jack off every night while thinking of his mummy.
Ma contribution au wank bank de Monsieur Adair.
“Oxford graduate Nick Griffin”? Nah, he’s nothing to do with us. The man’s a Tab.
It’s bad enough having produced Blair, Cameron and Thatcher, without being blamed for Griffin.
I had to look up ‘Tab’. Judging by the Wikipedia entry it’s been edited by Cambridge grad:
Should we be denied the pleasure of watching video footage of the Great Sir Oswald’s son being spanked by firm but fair Naughty Nazis Whores?
Good to see Paul Dacre standing up for our human rights.
I also googled it but came up with this and enjoyed a joke of a completely different nature.
“It’s bad enough having produced Blair, Cameron and Thatcher, without being blamed for Griffin.”
You didn’t really produce them. You simply laughed gaily, merrily, patronisingly, uncontrollably, insanely*, gave them a shilling and saw them on their way.
FACT.
Delete as aproppriate.
Coming late to this debate, I nearly choked & sprayed coke everywhere at that bit from Mr A’s goldfish!
Alas, not “nearly choked”, as I am just about to take this poor man’s bloated corpse away!
And Adair is a cunt as well
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