Permanently Bewildered and Werthers Original Imperialists27 Nov 2008 10:39 am
By Nelson

Thanks to BlahYourBranes (a sort of digital soup kitchen for refugees fleeing the “blah filter”) for reminding me about “Badger Fruit”.

Something about the economy. Probably

you really have got to wonder, either those in power are either really so stupid as to trash the country & economy in this way; or very clever.

Afterall, their measures seem to be heading for a destruction of the Pound, the monarchy are just sitting around (or “on tour”), either way, NOT DOING ANYTHING TO HELP, the destruction of the Pound means we’re going to HAVE TO go to the Euro. Perhaps this is what they really want and as we the public said no, they did it this way instead?
badger fruit

I’m always left reeling by posts like this. Do these “patriotic” spongeheads imagine the royal family (most of them long past retirement age) sit around, in full kevlar armour, ready to spring into action when the realm is threatened? Have they ever actually seen the Queen? What exactly do they think she’s going to do? Lay a magic egg? Attack Hitler with a hammer? Shame invading armies into going home because their diction is so bad?

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