Delusions of Grandeur and Miscellaneous Prats and Moderation Martyrs and Permanently Bewildered28 Nov 2008 01:50 pm

The Carol Vorderman of Politics

By Nelson

Every now and then I come across a Have Your Say poster who makes me genuinely think. You know, like, when you suddenly see the world in a whole new way? Check out this “Bushwhackered” chap. He hates Bush but he also hates Labour! He’s really blowing my mind right now.

My mildest, expletive-free, cautiously-phrased criticism of NuLabour skulduggery or idiocy is almost always CENSORED and REJECTED by Aunty Beeb on ‘Have Your Say’. for some imagined breach of House Rules. Protect these public figures at all costs, it seems.

But Ross gets away with participation in vicious harassment and abuse of a private person!

As my local MP said to me at surgery, when we’ve overthrown Labour nad the Loonie Left in 2010, it will be time to break up the Beeb.
[Bushwhackered]

When you put it like that, it all seems so clear. It’s got me hankering after a revolution. I’m not surprised they’re trying to stifle you!

“Should women have the right to keep pregnancy a secret?”

Outrageous.

All of this is part of NuLabour’s masterplan to greatly increase the number of children who grow up without contact with one of their parents.

While many such unfortunate children overcome this handicap & grow up well-adjusted, successful & hard-working, very many do not.

It is this large group of failures who, having a chip on their shoulder & benefits-dependent, almost invariably vote Labour.

So Labour abuses children in order to jerrymander votes.

LABOUR OUT!
[Bushwhackered]

He just slices (like a hot knife through butter) through all the layers of the policy onion to reveal the heart (core) of the matter (onion) as clear as day. I bet he’d absolutely fucking nail it on Mastermind.

“What’s the greatest computer game of all time?”

Chess.
[Bushwhackered]

Wow. That’s a really good answer because you can play it on a computer but it’s actually a really old game that only very, very, VERY clever people can play! It mocks all current games whilst also revealing that “Bushwhackered” is very, very clever indeed. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

I’ve subscribed to his comment feed so that I can continue to learn from him.

34 Responses to “The Carol Vorderman of Politics”

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