Delusions of Grandeur and Moderation Martyrs02 Dec 2008 12:21 pm

Violet Beauregarde

By Nelson

Loving this one. Could be from pretty much any “debate”. It works best if you imagine him/her as Violet Beauregarde (from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”) as she’s turning into a giant blueberry.

I will be no better off.

Now I have five comments in a row rejected by the BBC censors.

None of which broke the house rules or were off topic – but they do not fit the BBC world view.

The British Brainwashing Corps has become an agent of government tyranny – the suppression of freedom of speech is now the norm.

Moderators – do you have no shame? Do you not as individuals believe in freedom of speech?

Shame on you.
Rise England Rise, England (not UK)

Good work. England (not UK) needs brave souls like you, unstinting in your dedication to “grumbling about shit”. The BBC will certainly think twice about imposing martial law as long as you keep flailing wildly at your keyboard. I pray, for all our sakes, that you don’t get so fat that you can no longer reach it.

“Rise England Rise”.. ahahahhahahahahahaha.

39 Responses to “Violet Beauregarde”

  1. on 02 Dec 2008 at 12:29 pm   Indignant Person B

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  2. on 02 Dec 2008 at 4:27 pm   Angry Person A

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  6. on 02 Dec 2008 at 5:42 pm   Philosophical Person A

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  11. on 02 Dec 2008 at 8:30 pm   Witty Person A

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  12. on 02 Dec 2008 at 10:10 pm   Alex

    The BBC will certainly think twice about imposing martial law as long as you keep flailing wildly at your keyboard.

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  14. on 02 Dec 2008 at 10:28 pm   Witty Person B

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  15. on 03 Dec 2008 at 1:32 am   Philosophical Person B

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  16. on 03 Dec 2008 at 1:34 am   Person Attempting To Shame Nelson Into Re-enabling Comments

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  17. on 03 Dec 2008 at 1:37 am   Philosophical Person B

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  19. on 03 Dec 2008 at 2:49 am   Philosophical Person B

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  20. on 03 Dec 2008 at 2:49 am   Witty Person B

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  22. on 03 Dec 2008 at 2:54 am   Napoleon

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  25. on 03 Dec 2008 at 2:59 am   Person Who Agrees With Previous Comment

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  27. on 03 Dec 2008 at 8:00 am   Indignant Person B

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  28. on 03 Dec 2008 at 8:01 am   Angry Person A

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  29. on 03 Dec 2008 at 9:25 am   Alex

    I don’t see the point in combining “moderation martyrs” and “delusions of grandeur”

    The beauty of posts like this is the perfect fusion of petulance, ridiculous conspiracy theory going right down to shitty messageboard-level, self-importance, narcissism, desperation to see your name on the internet and the deluded belief that you are leading the revolution, or at least would be if you could just force the internet to agree with you.

  30. on 03 Dec 2008 at 9:45 am   Witty Person B

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  31. on 03 Dec 2008 at 9:46 am   Alou Diarra

    Oh Alex, cut us not with your wit. Why, ’tis almost as though you speak of Speak You’re Branes, not Have Your Say!

  32. on 03 Dec 2008 at 10:33 am   Person Who Agrees With Previous Comment

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  33. on 03 Dec 2008 at 12:58 pm   Person Attempting To Shame Nelson Into Re-enabling Comments

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  34. on 04 Dec 2008 at 6:52 pm   Angry Person A

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  35. on 08 Dec 2008 at 6:31 am   Indignant Person B

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  36. on 08 Dec 2008 at 5:33 pm   Rob

    Ive got to say that ive become incredibly childish in my enjoyment of playing with this blahdy filter thingy.
    Cheesesnout….backscuttle……cheddary…..wankfest.

  37. on 08 Dec 2008 at 5:33 pm   Angry Person B

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  38. on 28 Dec 2008 at 2:08 am   Philosophical Person A

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  39. on 03 Jan 2009 at 10:44 am   Philosophical Person A

    barble..barble..