Credulous Nincompoops and Curtain Twitchers08 Dec 2008 09:04 am
By Nelson

An old one about “The Golden Compass” (film version of Phillip Pullman’s “Northern Lights”).

I will most definitely boycott this film. Even if you take out the religious themes, to advocate the killing of God by a child so that they can do what they want, is tantamount to promoting anarchy. What a terrible message to portray to a child. The fact that this is a film aimed at children is the worst form of propaganda.
Tracey Petsivas, Athens, Greece

It’ll probably spawn a whole host of copycat deicides as kids everywhere starting attacking their local god. Think yourself lucky though, on this side of the world, we’ll only be stabbing a few beardy men with twinkly eyes who hate gays. Imagine if you were Hindu. Total carnage. Like “Die Hard” in a zoo.

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