Plain Weird10 Dec 2008 11:55 am

Discouragement

By Nelson

Should government cigarette plans go further?

Why not make the packaging unattractive i.e. enforce a minimum size for the packet, heavier weight cardboard etc so it doesn’t fit in your pocket and therefore becomes bulky to carry and no longer seen as a status symbol to the under age.
Sean Cleaver, Hastings

Yeah! Then, right, when you open the packet, it could play an endless loop of “Scouting For Girls” until you have to stop smoking, throw the packet away, hunt the nauseating little pricks down, and kick them again and again and again and again and again and AGAIN AND AGAIN in their horrid little pudgy potato faces until they shut the fuck up, forever. Also, you could dip the cigarettes themselves in alsation spunk and glitter. Nobody’s going to try and impress their friends by sucking on a stinky, jizzy sparkle-stick are they?

38 Responses to “Discouragement”

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  28. on 11 Dec 2008 at 11:15 am   Person Attempting To Shame Nelson Into Re-enabling Comments

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  37. on 10 Jan 2009 at 1:51 pm   bi and proud

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  38. on 10 Jan 2009 at 1:51 pm   bi and proud

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