Outsiders22 Dec 2008 09:28 am

All The News That’s Shit

By Nelson

Thanks to James. The Mail has uncovered a scandal at Cadburys: “Without warning, the nation’s favourite chocolatier has axed four ranges – Time Outs, Picnics, Dreams and Crunchies – from tins of Heroes and replaced them with just two – Bournvilles and toffee Eclairs.”

No doubt that Gordon Brown had some part to play in this scandal.
Graeme Carter, London, UK

It’s more likely to have been Skeletor. Remember that time he crept into Castle Grayskull and swapped all the nutty chocolates for orange creams, just before Christmas?

19 Responses to “All The News That’s Shit”

  1. on 22 Dec 2008 at 1:12 pm   Witty Person A

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  2. on 22 Dec 2008 at 1:18 pm   Witty Person B

    Next!

  3. on 22 Dec 2008 at 1:55 pm   Anonymouse

    I can’t help thinking Mr Carter was taking the piss…

  4. on 22 Dec 2008 at 2:04 pm   Philosophical Person B

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  5. on 22 Dec 2008 at 6:16 pm   Indignant Person B

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  6. on 22 Dec 2008 at 9:35 pm   Witty Person A

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  7. on 23 Dec 2008 at 1:22 am   someone

    they were all shit anyway. the replacements are shit too, but still.

  8. on 23 Dec 2008 at 11:15 am   Indignant Person B

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  9. on 23 Dec 2008 at 1:32 pm   Indignant Person B

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  10. on 23 Dec 2008 at 7:15 pm   Witty Person A

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  11. on 23 Dec 2008 at 7:16 pm   Philosophical Person A

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  12. on 24 Dec 2008 at 2:03 am   Person Who Agrees With Previous Comment

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  13. on 24 Dec 2008 at 4:07 pm   Witty Person B

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  14. on 24 Dec 2008 at 4:08 pm   Philosophical Person B

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  15. on 24 Dec 2008 at 4:08 pm   Indignant Person B

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  16. on 24 Dec 2008 at 4:09 pm   Person Attempting To Shame Nelson Into Re-enabling Comments

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  17. on 24 Dec 2008 at 6:22 pm   Person Who Disagrees With Previous Comment

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  18. on 25 Dec 2008 at 1:52 am   Witty Person A

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  19. on 27 Dec 2008 at 7:33 pm   Philosophical Person B

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