Haven’t dared look in the Israel/Gaza thread yet. I don’t want to. Please don’t make me.
On a cheerier note, a quick dip into “What do you think of the new Time Lord?” revealed this staunch defender of democracy. This wasn’t his only post in the thread either. He posted at least three times. One was glad that they didn’t “ruin Doctor Who” by selecting a black man to play him. Another pointed out that nobody should be posting in the thread because nobody knows what what the new chap will be like yet (apart from being better than a black man).
If the BBC already knows who the next Doctor is going to be, then why is the wasting valuable HYS space asking, “Who should be the next Doctor?”
This question was asked some months ago, and the vast, vast majority of people answered, “Russell Brand.”
Why is the BBC asking the same question again? Has the BBC totally ignored the answer given originally?
This sounds like our present government’s idea of democracy. Keep asking until the answer is correct.
I reject political correctness, because it’s oppressive
I don’t know whether to be annoyed that you’re alive or relieved that you’ve wasted your entire life.
60 Responses to “We Are Back”
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Havent blah blah blah baa baa thread yet. blah please baa blah.
blah WUNT blah blahdy
Christ, I think I’ll be laughing ’til Thursday on that one.
If you can be both, then that’s real zen, yin-yang stuff. I believe you’re close to acheiving true enlightenment and balance in your life now.
Every time I read an article in the paper that makes me angry (which happens quite a lot), the paper tells me to blame political correctness. I don’t know what it is, but it must be bad if it makes me angry so often.
“This question was asked some months ago, and the vast, vast majority of people answered, “Russell Brand.”
Why is the BBC asking the same question again? Has the BBC totally ignored the answer given originally?”
Surely he’s not that stupid as to think this is how the BBC actually decided to who to choose, is he?
blahdy blah-is it on again?
the new doctor who should have been played by an animal- like skippy
Is that nice doctor here yet?
Excellent quip.
Are we, like, really back?
So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last
Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let’s sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again
Altogether shout it now
There’s no one
Who can doubt it now
So let’s tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again
Your cares and troubles are gone
There’ll be no more from now on
From now on …
Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So, Let’s sing a song of cheer again
Happy times
Happy nights
Happy days
Are here again!
I’m so happy I’m going to wear three pairs tomorrow.
Oh yeah…. Doctor Who…. Not Black…. Looks like he hasn’t left school yet.
Bad show.
No doubt next time round, the BBC will pander to the loony left and cast a gay black disabled paedophile in a wig. Which will be completely impractical for battling monsters. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??? Why I oughta…
Blah blah blah blah
(just tesiting)
Only just resumed reading SYB after a break of shitIforgethowlong. What the blahdy heck’s happened to the comments sections?
A wig? That’s going too far.
What about Doctors What Where and When? You don’t here much about them now do you?
I watched the announcement with a ‘friend’, who remarked on seeing the gurning fop mixed in with all the other candidates “I bet it’s him!”
They were right. Apparently you choose the most public-school-looking one, if anyone wants to know how to do it next time.
Boris Johnson as Doctor?!
After discussing the “wasting valuable HYS space” bit, we came to the conclusion that he means the limited think-space between his ears. Shoehorning irrelevant racism into all the threads takes valuable time away from his other projects, like his scale model of the Battle of the Bulge.
(Welcome back, and thank you for re-allowing us the rare opportunity to express our opinions on the internet, thus single-handedly reinstating our right to freedom of speech.)
I’m so fucking glad they didn’t ruin Dr Who by choosing a black.
Relax, I’m an Indian (don’t ever call me an Asian, I don’t wanna be asscositated with those Muslims), so it’s OK for me to be racist, Yasmin Alibi Brown says so!
I’m so fucking glad they didn’t ruin Dr Who by choosing a woman.
Relax, I’m female (don’t call me a girl, I don’t want to be associated with those underlings) so it is okay for me to be sexist. Third wave feminism says so!
At the risk of being blahd to bits, the award for 2009 HYS Absurd Comparison of the Year has an early frontrunner.
I’m not sure whether he’s trying to say there are too many unreal doctors out there, or that the role should go to a true and proper thesp. Or if he’s just a grotesque ballsack, sitting at his PC trying to crowbar how proud he is of his son into every HYS topic.
I just want to say how proud I am of my son who isn’t a real or fake doctor.
My partner pointed out that at 26, Teh New Who is a bit too young to have a PhD and could only have achieved a Masters Degree at most, so technically the new series should be re-titled ‘Mr Who, M.A’.
Don’t worry guys – this ‘Matt Smith’ fellow is just a smokescreen for when I take over the role. I hadn’t considered a wig, but the idea is genius; I shall make it my signature ‘Who’ item. Now, should I go for ‘The Hitler’ or ‘The Marie-Antoinette’? Or just borrow the one Ethel used to wear in EastEnders? Decisions, decisions…
That one’s mine now.
Bitch! I’m going to fuck up your zimmer with my sonic screwdriver, good-style…
Fuck this Doctor Who shit… When is Matt Smith going to finish the 3rd Miner Willy game?
OOoohh this is weird, typing in bollox and seeing the bollox appear as opposed to just that other ‘b’ word.
Feeling all nostalgic for those halcyon days of simplicity.
I feel like a debutante at her first ball, so excited and sligtly nervous. Will they like me? Does my arse look too big? Will Kelvin savage me? Thrills and chills, my dears. thrills and chills.
Actually BitSpecial, a 26-year-old could have a PhD. If someone enters tertiary education at 18, takes no breaks, finishes everything on time and doesn’t have to switch supervisors, they’ll become a doctor at 25.
Of course, this rarely happens, because people are rubbish.
Relax, I’m a bitter 27-year-old who’s only doing a doctorate because I failed to make it as an actor.
Guys, I think this is a “chance”, as it were, as regards the blah filter.
Let’s not stuff it up and get it turned back on, eh?
Abou Diaby
Guys, I think this is a “chance”, as it were, as regards the blah filter.
Let’s not stuff it up and get it turned back on, eh?
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We must be very well-behaved or lose our chance to have our important comments posted here? Bollocks you cunt
“Let’s not stuff it up and get it turned back on, eh?”
I hope you’re being ironic, otherwise I’ll have to go long on blahs.
If you click on Abou Diaby it takes you to some ad for Arsenal holiday club. Combining spamming with a plea to behave. How drole.
blah blah blah blah blah blah oh shit blah blah blah blah i blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cant blah blah blah blah blah blah stop blah blah blah blah blah blah myself blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
The return of the blah filter? About bloody time!
The first rule of the blah filter is you do not talk about the blah filter.
The second rule of the blah filter is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BLAH FILTER.
The third rule of the blah filter is that if it is working correctly you can’t talk about the blah filter anyway.
The fourth rule of the blah filter is that the way to get around it is blah blah blahdy barble hammer blah blahdy blah blah your small intestine.
I got my PhD at 26. Just thought you all might like to feel in awe of me.
Well, I was a doctor at 14. So fuck you barndad…
You rock Doogie Howser! Got any shrooms?
hammer my small intestine? i cant some blasted bird picked it out when i was sunbathing, i mean sacrificing myself for your sins. oh blardle.
I’m just flabbergasted that Doctor Who became a totem of Aryan/Daily Mail respectability for so many of the numbnuts who frequent HYS.
Eccentrically-dressed bloke into his geeky technology. Never married. Likes having young companions and keeps himself secret from the public. Obvious peeedo, innit?
[quote] I’m just flabbergasted that Doctor Who became a totem of Aryan/Daily Mail respectability for so many of the numbnuts who frequent HYS.
Eccentrically-dressed bloke into his geeky technology. Never married. Likes having young companions and keeps himself secret from the public. Obvious peeedo, innit? [/quote]
ffs i told you i never touched her.
ffs, made you bastards in 6 days but i cant get quotes to work. fuckin typical nig nog programming.
Jesus, what are you doing on here? You’re supposed to be tidying your room.
I know this is a dull post, but… I think half the reason the ‘blah filter’ was initiated was because people started just commenting without having anything interesting or funny to say just to be a part of SpeakYou’reBranes. So the genuinely witty responses were buried within a myriad of chatroom style burble and resembling HYS.
One topic in and it’s already happening again.
Yours boringly,
Sir Penelope Drawback
I wouldn’t analyse it too much. I’m just some whimsical cunt who might do anything.
[blockquote]on 09 Jan 2009 at 3:43 pm Nelson
I wouldn’t analyse it too much. I’m just some whimsical cunt who might do anything.
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It’s the knife edge of excitement created by your whimsy that keeps us coming back for more.
bollocks
Of course, as a time traveller, the doctor could rush from the future, having finished his studies, and be only 2 again, long before 25.
BTW, are the hate mongers only bothered with gays and lesbians, are us bisexuals off the hook? So we can get away with anything! Now that would be political correctness gawn mad.
If the bi’s can get away with anything, sounds good to me- do I still count though, as I’m also transgender? No nasty comments, or the blah filter will blah blah a pretty blue dress as blah blah blah arms off.