Credulous Nincompoops and Permanently Bewildered and Racists09 Jan 2009 04:14 pm
By Nelson

Iran and Syria are laughing at the world and so impressed with the liberal media and Hamas fighting their battle for them. Liberals and the liberal media are happy to insure the obliteration of Israel and the rise of Hamas and terror in the world. Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood, but don’t cry for hep.
Hal Weyant, Huntington Beach, United States

First they came for the Jews. But these particular Jews lived in Israel and had a load of American weapons which they used to bombed the fuck out of Hamas and anyone else who looked a bit Palestinian. Then they tried to come for the Jews again. But the Jews still had those F-16s and bombed the fuck out of them again. Then when Hamas came for me, it wasn’t so bad cos they didn’t have any limbs or eyes left, and I escaped.

38 Responses to “Iran And Syria Are Larfing At You”

  1. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:29 pm Philosophical Person A

    tiggernits

  2. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:30 pm Philosophical Person A

    Uh, the UK sold Israel £19m of weapons in Q1 2008 alone, so it’s hardly just the yanks…

  3. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:40 pm Donnell Cooley

    Yep, nothing sinister about the repeated mention of the word “Jew” in this post despite it not being mentioned in the HYS excerpt.

  4. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:41 pm Hat Wearing Person F

    Haven’t dared look in the Israel/Gaza thread yet. I don’t want to. Please don’t make me.

    You just had to go and look…. or did someone make you do it?

  5. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:42 pm Hat Wearing Person F

    Arsed that up then.

  6. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:46 pm Nelson

    Yep, nothing sinister about the repeated mention of the word “Jew” in this post despite it not being mentioned in the HYS excerpt.

    Go sign the Euston Manifesto. You tragic knee-jerk cunt.

  7. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:48 pm Jim

    Donnell, I suggest you Google Martin Niemöller to understand the form of Nelson’s (obviously satirical) post and the necessity to use the term Jew to fit the form of the poem.

    If you have a problem with Israeli’s being referred to as Jews despite the mixed background of inhabitants then I suggest you Google the Israeli flag and notice the fucking gigantic star of David on it. It was formed as a Jewish state FFS.

  8. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:48 pm countd_

    Are comments enabled again then?

  9. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:50 pm Jim

    Oh bollocks, I rushed in to defend Nelson like a tragic fanboy and he’d already defended himself.

  10. on 09 Jan 2009 at 4:54 pm Nelson

    You just had to go and look…. or did someone make you do it?

    I don’t know why I did. I just got angry.

    @Jim: Thanks. I came perilously close to explaining it to that dickwad myself.

  11. on 09 Jan 2009 at 5:01 pm Tonymac

    Are comments enabled again then?

    Hard to say really. The only definitive proof would be if, say, the comments started appearing.

    But then, there would be the fear that it’s all some kind of insidious ruse by Nelson and Co, who are only making it look like comments are enabled, which would really fuck with our heads.

    More talks..more meetings..more cover ups..Children are dying here for god sakes….. Every time a child dies and is murdered we die too!!!

    Big Vern, West sussex

    Recommended by 73 people

    Please don’t. Big Vern. Nooooo!!! Stop him before he sings ‘The Greatest Love of All’!

    Please stop the horrifying massacre going on in Gaza. Let both parties put their weapons down and let peace reign. The Palestinians have been imprisoned in the Gaza strip for years, thus they resulted in smuggling to survive. We all know that smuggling can only be curbed if the borders are indescriminately managed by UN.
    Let Isreal know that “all human are equal in the sight of God” and Hamas to know that we all have the right to live on this earth,afterall, God almighty owns all. PLS STOP!

    Nike, UAE

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    I think Nike need a new, more coherent, and above all, grammatically correct spokesperson.

  12. on 09 Jan 2009 at 5:04 pm bolli

    Don’t think i have ever wanted “hep” let alone cried for it…

  13. on 09 Jan 2009 at 5:30 pm Nelson

    Just thought I’d mention, if any of those weasely pro-Israel apologists turn up here trying to accuse people of anti-Semitism, anti-Israelism or any other daft flavour of playground tribalism, don’t bother posting. I’ll just remove it because:

    a) I don’t want it here
    b) I can
    c) You’re a cunt and should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Seriously. Get fucked, you spineless, inhuman cretin.

  14. on 09 Jan 2009 at 5:55 pm Birdseed

    There’s far too little hep in this world, jazz cats, you dig?

  15. on 09 Jan 2009 at 6:03 pm Black Lesbian In A WheelChair

    Oh God, as if what Israel’s doing is bad enough, now Isreal’s muscling in on the action? Shit, we’re all fucked.

  16. on 09 Jan 2009 at 6:05 pm Black Lesbian In A WheelChair

    I meant ‘isn’t bad enough’. Great, an error in a pedantic posting.

  17. on 09 Jan 2009 at 6:32 pm Chicken Resembling Person J

    Are comments enabled again then?

    I’m fairly certain they’re not. All I can see is a load of ‘blah’ so I can’t really work out what you’re asking. Sorry.

  18. on 09 Jan 2009 at 7:10 pm Angry Person B

    Blah blah blahdy blah blah barble blahdy blah blah.

  19. on 09 Jan 2009 at 7:10 pm Angry Person B

    Ha! Fooled you! Probably.

  20. on 10 Jan 2009 at 2:58 am john b

    I’m trying to work out how liberals “insure the obliteration of Israel”. Are they insuring Israelis against obliteration? Cos that seems like quite a helpful thing to do, really.

  21. on 10 Jan 2009 at 12:29 pm Stuart

    Now I know liberals are supposed to be thick, but surely even they wouldn’t insure Israel’s obliteration. However high they put the premium they’d lose a fucking fortune, what with all those Muslims exploding left right and centre making a right bloody mess of the place.

  22. on 10 Jan 2009 at 1:25 pm Randy Lahey

    “Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood”

    I’m pretty sure I’ve got some in my fridge. It’s delicious with breadsticks.

  23. on 10 Jan 2009 at 3:37 pm Bob

    I’m not sure I would want to insure the obliteration of Israel. I don’t know if I have enough cash to underwrite something like that.

  24. on 10 Jan 2009 at 3:47 pm Stoof

    “…the liberal media are happy to insure the obliteration of Israel”

    Yeah but they won’t pay out for any incidental flooding. The liberal media are obviously a subsidiary of Zurich – and the Swiss don’t give a fuck about anything unless it’s related to skiing or chocolate.

  25. on 10 Jan 2009 at 3:48 pm Stoof

    Damn. Bob already covered the insurance bit. And did it better too.

    Cuntslags.

  26. on 11 Jan 2009 at 12:27 pm Albert Muffpie

    Why does he want us to cry for hep? Did hep get shot by a shitload of Israeli tanks?

  27. on 11 Jan 2009 at 2:39 pm Orson Wells

    the Swiss don’t give a fuck about anything unless it’s related to skiing or chocolate.

    And cuckoo clocks,don’t forget the cuckoo clocks!

  28. on 11 Jan 2009 at 8:10 pm Bit Special

    They’re also rather partial to keeping girls in cellars. That takes so much planning it’s no wonder they’re too tired to give a fuck about anything or anyone else.

  29. on 11 Jan 2009 at 11:21 pm Orson Cart

    No a Bit Special.

    I think you’ll find that it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there – presumably to keep it out of the hands of the Israelis .

  30. on 12 Jan 2009 at 9:37 am Felna

    Sixty years ago, the Nazis did pretty much the same thing to the Jews in Europe as the Israeli’s are currently doing to the Palestinians, but Israel fails to see the irony in this…

  31. on 12 Jan 2009 at 9:42 am dirigible

    “it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there”

    No they keep it in the loft.

    Details!

  32. on 12 Jan 2009 at 9:50 am Albert Muffpie

    Anyway, I thought that the Swiss were having a whale of a time refusing to give the Jews back their gold from WW2?

  33. on 12 Jan 2009 at 10:32 am Randy Lahey

    “I think you’ll find that it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there…”

    By ‘Swiss military hardware’, I assume you mean all those penknives which are also bottle openers and tweezers.

  34. on 12 Jan 2009 at 11:56 am millie

    Anyway, I thought that the Swiss were having a whale of a time refusing to give the Jews back their gold from WW2?

    Not that great, their penance is having little ray of sunshine Joy Pattinson in their midst.

  35. on 12 Jan 2009 at 12:55 pm Edwin

    “Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood, but don’t cry for hep.”

    Is Hal mistaking Hamas for a travelling circus?

  36. on 12 Jan 2009 at 1:55 pm Royboy

    I’m surprised that I hadn’t heard of the Insurance Company, Liberals and liberal media, as they must be a very large organisation if they can “insure the obliteration of Israel and the rise of Hams and terror in the world”. It must have been a substantial premium!

  37. on 15 Jan 2009 at 2:13 pm Oz

    I can refuse to support Israel, yet remain a cunt who’s fucking ashamed of himself, right?

  38. on 23 Jan 2009 at 1:58 pm pigfrottage

    Can I just resent unnecessary loss of life, no matter where it is in the world? Thanks. I don’t want rockets or white phosphorous on my head, I just want to go about my life without fear of losing it all the time. Surely that’s allowed?