Iran And Syria Are Larfing At You
By NelsonIran and Syria are laughing at the world and so impressed with the liberal media and Hamas fighting their battle for them. Liberals and the liberal media are happy to insure the obliteration of Israel and the rise of Hamas and terror in the world. Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood, but don’t cry for hep.
Hal Weyant, Huntington Beach, United States
First they came for the Jews. But these particular Jews lived in Israel and had a load of American weapons which they used to bombed the fuck out of Hamas and anyone else who looked a bit Palestinian. Then they tried to come for the Jews again. But the Jews still had those F-16s and bombed the fuck out of them again. Then when Hamas came for me, it wasn’t so bad cos they didn’t have any limbs or eyes left, and I escaped.
38 Responses to “Iran And Syria Are Larfing At You”
tiggernits
Uh, the UK sold Israel £19m of weapons in Q1 2008 alone, so it’s hardly just the yanks…
Yep, nothing sinister about the repeated mention of the word “Jew” in this post despite it not being mentioned in the HYS excerpt.
Arsed that up then.
Go sign the Euston Manifesto. You tragic knee-jerk cunt.
Donnell, I suggest you Google Martin Niemöller to understand the form of Nelson’s (obviously satirical) post and the necessity to use the term Jew to fit the form of the poem.
If you have a problem with Israeli’s being referred to as Jews despite the mixed background of inhabitants then I suggest you Google the Israeli flag and notice the fucking gigantic star of David on it. It was formed as a Jewish state FFS.
Are comments enabled again then?
Oh bollocks, I rushed in to defend Nelson like a tragic fanboy and he’d already defended himself.
I don’t know why I did. I just got angry.
@Jim: Thanks. I came perilously close to explaining it to that dickwad myself.
Are comments enabled again then?
Hard to say really. The only definitive proof would be if, say, the comments started appearing.
But then, there would be the fear that it’s all some kind of insidious ruse by Nelson and Co, who are only making it look like comments are enabled, which would really fuck with our heads.
Don’t think i have ever wanted “hep” let alone cried for it…
Just thought I’d mention, if any of those weasely pro-Israel apologists turn up here trying to accuse people of anti-Semitism, anti-Israelism or any other daft flavour of playground tribalism, don’t bother posting. I’ll just remove it because:
a) I don’t want it here
b) I can
c) You’re a cunt and should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Seriously. Get fucked, you spineless, inhuman cretin.
There’s far too little hep in this world, jazz cats, you dig?
Oh God, as if what Israel’s doing is bad enough, now Isreal’s muscling in on the action? Shit, we’re all fucked.
I meant ‘isn’t bad enough’. Great, an error in a pedantic posting.
I’m fairly certain they’re not. All I can see is a load of ‘blah’ so I can’t really work out what you’re asking. Sorry.
Blah blah blahdy blah blah barble blahdy blah blah.
Ha! Fooled you! Probably.
I’m trying to work out how liberals “insure the obliteration of Israel”. Are they insuring Israelis against obliteration? Cos that seems like quite a helpful thing to do, really.
Now I know liberals are supposed to be thick, but surely even they wouldn’t insure Israel’s obliteration. However high they put the premium they’d lose a fucking fortune, what with all those Muslims exploding left right and centre making a right bloody mess of the place.
“Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood”
I’m pretty sure I’ve got some in my fridge. It’s delicious with breadsticks.
I’m not sure I would want to insure the obliteration of Israel. I don’t know if I have enough cash to underwrite something like that.
“…the liberal media are happy to insure the obliteration of Israel”
Yeah but they won’t pay out for any incidental flooding. The liberal media are obviously a subsidiary of Zurich – and the Swiss don’t give a fuck about anything unless it’s related to skiing or chocolate.
Damn. Bob already covered the insurance bit. And did it better too.
Cuntslags.
Why does he want us to cry for hep? Did hep get shot by a shitload of Israeli tanks?
And cuckoo clocks,don’t forget the cuckoo clocks!
They’re also rather partial to keeping girls in cellars. That takes so much planning it’s no wonder they’re too tired to give a fuck about anything or anyone else.
No a Bit Special.
I think you’ll find that it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there – presumably to keep it out of the hands of the Israelis .
Sixty years ago, the Nazis did pretty much the same thing to the Jews in Europe as the Israeli’s are currently doing to the Palestinians, but Israel fails to see the irony in this…
“it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there”
No they keep it in the loft.
Details!
Anyway, I thought that the Swiss were having a whale of a time refusing to give the Jews back their gold from WW2?
“I think you’ll find that it’s Austrian who have girls in the cellars, the Swiss usually just keep their military hardware there…”
By ‘Swiss military hardware’, I assume you mean all those penknives which are also bottle openers and tweezers.
Not that great, their penance is having little ray of sunshine Joy Pattinson in their midst.
“Wait till Hamas comes to your neighborhood, but don’t cry for hep.”
Is Hal mistaking Hamas for a travelling circus?
I’m surprised that I hadn’t heard of the Insurance Company, Liberals and liberal media, as they must be a very large organisation if they can “insure the obliteration of Israel and the rise of Hams and terror in the world”. It must have been a substantial premium!
I can refuse to support Israel, yet remain a cunt who’s fucking ashamed of himself, right?
Can I just resent unnecessary loss of life, no matter where it is in the world? Thanks. I don’t want rockets or white phosphorous on my head, I just want to go about my life without fear of losing it all the time. Surely that’s allowed?