Delusions of Grandeur13 Jan 2009 10:04 am
By Nelson
This appeared in the “Prince Harry’s Apology” thread. In a twist of HYS genius, it’s been recommended by 19 (and counting) registered users.
As regards registering with you. Absolutely no chance as you are riddled with politically correct socialist activists and are sooo biased I would not dream of going ” official” with you
john chambers, melton mowbray
See that black apache hovering above your house John? It’s the liberals in their liberal-copter. They’re monitoring your every move, ready to swoop down and send in the social activists the moment you need healthcare or food parcels. Or if you say “paki”.
20 Responses to “Riddled With Activists”
Not just “so” biased, but “sooo” biased. Two extra letters that turn a paranoid fruitbat’s flange into a 15 year old paranoid fruitbat’s flange.
Also – what happened to “animal fannies”? Tell me!
Melton Mowbray, well known for its quivering grey lumps of rubbery indigestible spleen.
And its pork pies.
I’m sure the BBC are quivering with rage at having their plan to subvert and control the assorted twats has been debunked by john’s incisive comment…
Surely the liberal-copter should actually be described as a helicopter of colour to avoid offending pc world.
John’s got a hat made of tinfoil, hasn’t he?
Probably just me being really ignorant, but how did he post a comment if he didn’t register?
John’s got a hat made of tinfoil, hasn’t he?
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Hat, waistcoat, the whole fucking suit.
He hasn’t got the all-important square brackets around his name which indicate that his opinion is to be TAKEN AS FACT.
Oh… But you went out with Beverley Mills from the fifth form and she said you had this thing for me, right, yeah? Is it because I’s a large, public-funded organisation with a crpto-communist agenda, innit, like?
I fingered Beverley Mills over some bins in July 1986. That was third year, shortly before the bicycle pump incident.
The BBC must be crying into their coffee mug now that John won’t go “official” with them.
I once asked a girl to go “official” with me but she turned me down, so I know how the BBC feels.
Group hug.
Quick! To the liberalcave!
But even if you post anonymously, the BBC can get your IP address, and then it’s simple to call up your ISP and find your name, address, phone number, bank details, and list of all the other dodgy websites you’ve ever visited.
It’s too late, john chambers, I bet the thought police are already inserting organic rainforest-alliance-certified bamboo splints under your grubby fingernails.
I bet the Zanulabour ‘PC’ police are going to let lesbian social workers barbecue John’s kids alive as punishment for his insulting their comrades at the BBC. And then feed the charred infant steaks to the muslims. Who will then sue John Chambers cos it tastes like pork and their ‘cultural sensibilities’ have been insulted. And then those looney-left judges will find against John and sentence him to have his wife given to Russell Brand and his house awarded to asylum seekers. Big black gay ones for preference. And John himself sentenced to dress up as Abu Hamza and suck their cocks every day for ten years. You couldn’t make it up, but it’s happening right now in Clown’s Britain. Somewhere.
Don’t be ridiculous – everyone knows children taste like chicken until they’re about 15. Finger-licking wrong.
Don’t begrudge me my libro-copter; how many cases of abuse do you think I can turn a politically correct blind eye to or good proppah English (not British) homes I can wreck, from a mere wheelchair? I need proper roaming capabilities.
Yeah, it’s a PC-world-gone-mad when you can’t have a group of rich thugs force despised minorities to say things, and then claim they said it of their own free will.
Hmm. So social pressure from the kind of people that scorned George (turned him upside down, banged his head on the ground, and made him say he was a miserable oik, wasn’t it?) wouldn’t be enough to make someone say they loved to be called anything you want? What is that makes a would-be-chancellor so much less socially resistant than a (insert term of abuse here)?
If I claim “Hitler” or “Nazi”, do I win or lose this round? I can never remember when you can invoke the Aryan superiority rule and win.
I once went ‘official’ with somebody from the BBC and I couldn’t walk for a week.
Wrong website I’m afraid. On HYS they use a system based on George Orwell’s ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’ in place of National Socialism as it’s something the majority of posters disagree with.
Ooh I want to ride in the ‘libro-copter’. I’d even ride in it without the bribery of puppies or sweets.
I’d “go official” with you John, any day of the week!