Now They’ve Got the White House, They Want the Tardis Too!
By AlexSorry to Alex, and everyone else, for letting posts wallow in the queue until everyone’s forgotten about the “Next Doctor Who” debate. I’m going through stuff now and publishing it. Ever so late. What do you expect from me? I do have a job you know. I’ve got hours of work to avoid doing before I even start to think about avoiding this fucking website.
Love,
Nelson
Thanks to Will for the third comment, and for pointing me at this splurt of Intelligent Hating (TM) over Paterson Joseph, black, of Africa, being allowed to audition for the part of Doctor Who.
Whoever it is I hope they are chosen because they are a good actor and right for the part not because of the colour of their skin.
Ralph, Oxford
I’ll remind the BBC to pick a white Doctor.
I have no issue with a black or femail doctor as long as the actor is good enough to play the part
I do hope there won’t be a black or femail doctor just to be pc as the result would be the biggest risk to the show since sylvester McCoy
john davis, Motherwell, United Kingdom
I have no issue with fuckwit racists who learn to read from the women’s section of the Daily Mail not getting their ballbags bitten off by randy crocodiles, but I do hope this fuckwit racist who learned to read from the women’s section of the Daily Mail gets his ballbag bitten off by a randy crocodile. I hope that’s clear.
I expect that it will be someone who pleases the self hating minority & that I will instantly cease to watch the show.
Once the PC brigade have had their say, it will end up destroying the franchise.
Its meant to be a popular TV show that appeals to the majority, but the pressures to make Dr Who a woman, or ethnic minority, (or both), will mean its just another weird BBC reflection of a UK that doesn’t actually exist, but which they think we should be forced to become.
A Kelly, United Kingdom
“Someone who pleases the self hating minority”. Brilliant. Now that you’re not allowed to say ‘nig-nog’, we really are getting some very imaginative euphemisms for black people. Strange considering they don’t even exist in Britain.
A politically correct version could be Steven Hawking or Alan Carr.
James, Tunbridge Wells
You know, with all this talk of a black female Doctor Who, I almost forgot gay disabled Doctor Who. But I do agree, giving the part of an ingenious time-travelling spaceman to an expert on space and time really would be PC gone mad.
42 Responses to “Now They’ve Got the White House, They Want the Tardis Too!”
Well done A. Kelly. TV truly should only appeal to the majority, and reflect nothing other than the stark real life of a UK citizen. I look forward to watching ‘Wanking into a sock’ with my bedtime cocoa, and then probably the repeat in the morning.
Once again Ron Jeremy cruelly overlooked for the part of the Doctor.
When will the PC Brigade at the BBC realise etc etc etc double penetration etc white working class people etc etc Karen Matthews etc bumming etc
John Davis is a double wanker because Sylvester McCoy would have been a good doctor, it’s just that the Cartmel Masterplan and Ace’s character arc never got played out which left him looking a bit like a cavorting creepy uncle. Ultimately he was supposed to take on a much darker and more manipulative persona but the suits canned the series before he got a chance. How typical of some fly-by-night “fan” to shoot their mouth off without having the first clue about the real depth of the politics affecting the classic series towards the end and blame it on the poor bastard with all the exposure but none of the strategic influence.
Erm, I mean, TV is the opium of the ignorant and science fiction is for nerds and virgins.
I still can’t believe that Stargate SG1 is over.
I agree with Kelvin.
About TV being the opium and all that, not that Sylverter McCoy was, despite everything, one of the great Doctors. Which he was.
Nerd, Not A Virgin.
Who *are* the self-hating minority? I’ve always wondered. Or do you just qualify as self-hating by being a woman/black/gay/whatev and thinking it would be nice to see a representation of you doing something cool on tv?
I hate to nitpick but I understood the “self-hating minority” as referring to the minority of white, guilt-tripping liberals (more commonly known as the “PC brigade”) who, to be fair, are often guilty of some of the most patronising tosh in their efforts to make sure that they cannot possibly be regarded as racist.
Surely if he meant the nig-nogs he’d just have written nig-nogs?
its almost as if stephen hawking gave himself a terrible degenerative disease just to be politically correct or something
I love that people are so outraged at the idea of a character whose appearance totally changes every few years could possibly change skin colour, yet he can change hair colour and age as he pleases. Oh how I love such badly-veiled racism.
If Paterson Joseph got the part I’d have sent him a letter insisting he play the part as Johnson from Peep Show – that would have been the best thing ever.
That’s if he existed of course. WHICH HE DOESN’T.
Self Hating: Exhibiting insufficient hatred of others.
A life not consumed with hate is unimaginable, therefore anyone who fails to spend their weekends setting fire to immigrants or taunting the disabled obviously loathes themselves instead.
Donkey, that sums it up perfectly. I’ve never seen anyone put it so clearly.
Yeah, but nothing pleases them more than seeing PC ethnicities having jobs that belong to hardworking white Englishmen like David Tennant and Sylvester McCoy. And the PC Fascist self-hating moderators would never let A Kelly speak his mind if he used the word ‘nig-nog’ EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE!
I was about to say exactly what Miss Prism said but forgot before pressing fire. Thanks Miss Prism.
So, A Kelly is worried that the BBC will transform Doctor Who into “just another weird BBC reflection of a UK that doesn’t actually exist”.
Er, so the TARDIS, the Doctor, daleks and whatever else turns up on the programme these days ARE AN ACCURATE RELECTION OF A UK WHICH does ACTUALLY EXIST ????
Are you denying my Anglo-Saxon heritage? Honestly, you are as bad as the ZaNuLabor government!
Last week I went to the shops and there were all these sontarans about, and I couldn’t understand a word they were saying. So I used my egg whisk / death ray on the buggers. That’ll show ‘em for coming over here.
@ YeGods:
Yes, Doctor Who is a documentary, didn’t you know?
It’s not as good as that other fly-on-the-wall documentary, the one about the girl who’s a vampire slayer, though.
Just been watching the yanks inorgerating that black bloke as their new president.
Dus that mean the lizards are no longer in charge then?
Shame, I think Paterson (whom I know mainly as “the guy from Numberwang”, as my telly watching doesn’t seem to coincide much with his career) would have made a good Who. He’s certainly got the range if his IMDb & Wiki pages are to be believed (including appearances on Green Wing and Casualty, so he’s acted alongside people who are pretending to be doctors at least), and TM&WL definitely showed that he can do that look of confused but benign and positive confidence that all doctors must be able to wrap around them like a comfy scarf in able to bluff their way/feign innocence through any dodgy situation.
Problem is, he’s been in a couple episodes already since the series reboot, with a speaking part no less. Which probably precludes him from coming in as the doctor. Because otherwise we could also have that toffy guy from the christmas special who seemed to fit it like a glove until it turned out he was just some random amnesiac.
Luckily the slowly increasing diversity of doc’s companions seems to have slipped the attention of the HYS mouthbreathers thus far…
Oh and of course he was the admiral in Hyperdrive, which is probably a good starting place for the space career of any aspiring timelord. If only he hadn’t signed up to be an extra on the show … the buggers might be chewing glass right about now.
Instead I’m left feeling slightly dubious about their actual choice – he looks like a bit of a dick, to be honest, some kind of whining emo singer (oops, my own prejudice is showing, let me zip that back up…). Unlike Eccleston and Tennant who were already pretty cool… Let’s hope he can pull it off. Given how long is still left until David gives up the role proper, he’ll be a little older by then anyway.
It hasn’t escaped my notice. He can have a black femail companion, but not an indigenous dalek? It’s Political Correctness gone mad!!1!!!
Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah.
“Problem is, he’s been in a couple episodes already since the series reboot, with a speaking part no less.”
Colin Baker appeared as a Gallifreyan guard captain (with lines and everything) before he became the Doctor in the early 1980s.
I’m a nerd.
I dialed 999 and asked for the PC Brigade but they told me to fuck off. It’s one rule for right wing pisspots and… oh, sorry, wrong letters page.
Sorry, I was in the canteen.
What can I do you for squire ?
Kelvin:
Because that worked so well when they tried to kill the series with Colin fucking Baker’s more “edgy” Doctor.
Nelson:
I still can’t believe anyone watched it.
Opium? Ether more like. In the kettle.
One thing that surprises is me is that the HYS hordes have not pointed out the obvious terrible fact about the Doctor: He’s a fuckin illegal alien. He’s come here from another planet. Has he got immigration paper? Has he fuck. Does the sponger pay taxes? No, he doesn’t. Honest white straight middle class males are bearing the brunt of this Gallifrean alien tide. FACT.
http://www.davidicke.com/obama
No lizards but lots of Hitler, the Illuminati, the Jews and various other sorts of mentalness
P.S. He was wanking as he wrote that.
There’s nowt wrong with sockpuppets. Some of my best friends are ex-socks.
A Kelly’s letter detailing his compulsory sex change and ethnic reassignment to minority is in the post.
My work must be boring today. Now I’m wondering how a sock puppet being controlled by bigger sock puppets would work. Would they have their toe-ends scrunched up and stuffed into the Obama sock puppet’s hole? Would they have little arms coming out of them with the hands stuck into the Obama sock puppet? Would they be holding puppet string frames in their sock puppet mouths and operating the Obama sock puppet as a marionette? Or operating a marionette puppet arm with its hand stuffed into the Obama sock puppet?
TELL ME!
That Dalek up there ^^^ is an imposter. Any fule kno that Daleks speak in CAPITALS, being one of the few life forms in the universe more prone to frothing at the mouth and biting the carpet that HYS contributors.
http://buttonsformouse.blogspot.com/2008/12/mandelbrot-fractal-bear.html
jpr:
>Honest white straight middle class males are bearing the brunt of this Gallifrean alien tide. FACT.
And when we idigenous daleks try to exterminate such parasites it’s US who get labelled as evil. You couldn’t make it up, even as part of Saturday tea-time kids tv.
Charles Exford, You are going on our list. Better stay up stairs in your mum’s spare room if you don’t want to be exterminated.
Even we are more reasonable than the average HYSer, and where they splutter, we act by exterminating.
JPR – blimey, ok then, you win this one, as there’s no way I’m going on a Dr Who/IMDb/etc archive trawl to find out if you’re bullshitting me this evening
Still I can’t help thinking the slightly more switched on Youth Of Today might notice his similarity to a dude who got EXTERMINATEd on that TV space station thing. And they do seem to use the ruse of having someone (from high celebrity to was-unknown may-remain-unknown extra) appear in a noticable but ultimately minor role then tossed aside for some reason as a way of emphasising that they won’t be back, certainly not in any important way.
Exception: Mickey. I think.
Personally, i would’ve thought stephen hawking would make a good doctor! makes sense to me anyway; british(english ?), way smarter than the rest of us and somehow depends on weird machines of his own creation to survive…Hmm. He writes well too- spin off books anyone?
What happened when Colin Baker became the Doctor having previously played Maxil is that people thought Ah, an actor is playing a different role in the same long-running programme. How interesting. I shall ignore that fact and get on within nitpicking every other aspect of the programme and hating the current producer with a fiery passion.
That is our way.
That, or devising theories whereby the Fifth Doctor regenerated into Maxil-shape because of some sort of torrid off-screen Time Lord-on-Time Lord action during Arc of Infinity.
@ Alex
David Tennant is Scotchish, an omen of the self-hating, white, English giving in to Scotchish LIES of centuries of oppression. And he changes his accent to PRETEND to be English!!!!! BEWARE, its exactly what Obama and Hitler did.
@Blackadder,
At least David Tennant, unlike that voile communist Sylvester McCoy, had the grace not to subject us to a “tour of the regions” by using his vile non-London accent. And yes I am still bitter about RTD’s use of that phrase. Bloody self-hating Welshman that he is.
Bugger. I’d better go and read some nice soothing Two/Jamie porn before I go mad.
Also it is possible that I did not mean “voile communist”. Oops.
Cunts… cunts… these fucking cunts need to DIE.
I think it says a lot that these supposed “fans” on HYS have not only failed to noticed that the new Who, which supposedly is a “reflection of a UK that doesn’t actually exist”, is actually more popular than ever with the part of the UK which actually does fucking exist- but they missed out on Russell T Davis writing an entire recent episode taking the piss out of them (“Midnight”), and it ending up amongst the critics favourite of the season.